Sunday, December 22, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday December 22


Merry Christmas to all our readers!

1/. Andrew Sullivan reviews his predictions for 2024, and according to him it seems he 
was right most of the time....

No one who writes about the world in real time can get everything right. (I, for one, published an e-book on the Iraq War called “I Was Wrong.”) And yet that’s what journalism is: the truth merely for le jour. It’s not the highest but far from the lowliest profession, and it seems to me that surveying the past year, the Dish deserves some plaudits.

A year ago this week, for example, I made five core claims: “Donald Trump is likely to be the next president of the United States; Ukraine will never win back its lost territory; the two-state solution in Israel/Palestine is dead; DEI is incompatible with a free society; and Joe Biden is too old to be re-elected.”

Not so shabby a year later. 

Perhaps the most glaringly obvious was Biden’s age problem. In September 2023, I urged him to leave the stage. A year ago I wrote, “The idea that this 81-year-old man could command the country in four years’ time is as delusional as the blithe self-confidence of his team.” That’s long before Ezra Klein cleared his throat. Yesterday the WSJ ran a follow-up to its groundbreaking revelation of Biden’s decrepitude earlier this year. (It tells you something about the state of legacy media that the reporters were harangued for it at the time.) This detail leapt out at me: 




2/. Wow. Wow. This author nails it....not only what is happening to us all politically and economically, 
but why and who is behind it......
We are in a class war.....

Obama’s candidacy and then presidency was largely the last breath of a dying vision of America that was simultaneously correct and entirely misguided. An emphasis on collective identity, especially when paired with promises to address the ravages of globalism, had traces of the necessary worldview to actually change things, which speaks to how Obama was able to win so convincingly and also capture the votes of people who would eventually support Donald Trump, but it also continued the tradition of ignoring class and racial experiences.

As we begin to create coalitions in hopes of realizing a movement that can fight against authoritarianism and exploitation by the Wealth Class, we need to move past these simplistic and pleasing narratives and begin wrestling with larger truths. The failure to do so helped usher Trump back into power and has put us on the precipice of an authoritarian future controlled by that very Wealth Class.

https://jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/a-thoroughly-confused-country-an?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=289155&post_id=153169029&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email




3/. Heather Cox Richardson explains the details of the bill to fund the Gub'mint for three months.....and you will see when you read it 
who is really running the country.....President Musk......
What he did to this bill is disgusting......

Shortly after midnight last night, the Senate passed the continuing resolution to fund the government through March 14, 2025. The previous continuing resolution ran out at midnight, but as Bloomberg’s congressional budget reporter Steven Dennis explained, “midnight is NOT a hard deadline for a government shutdown. A shutdown occurs only when [the Office of Management and Budget] issues a shutdown order, which they traditionally will NOT issue if a bill is moving toward completion.”

President Joe Biden signed the bill this morning, praising the agreement for keeping the government open, providing urgently needed disaster relief, and providing the money to rebuild the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore after a container ship hit it in March 2024, causing it to collapse.

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/december-21-2024?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=20533&post_id=153478053&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



4/. Ah, the Holiday Spirit.....




5/. Jason Garcia on how Ken Griffin, a Wall Street billionaire, is buying Florida politicians.....

With an estimated net worth of more than $40 billion, Ken Griffin, the hedge-fund manager who moved to Miami in 2022, is the 22nd richest person in America, according to Forbes — and the second-richest in Florida, after Amazon founder and tax-avoiding transplant Jeff Bezos.

Griffin is now Florida’s largest individual campaign donor, too.

Records show the ultrarich investor spent more than $28 million on state and local elections in Florida during the 2024 election cycle.

Griffin’s biggest gift was a $12 million donation to a group led by Gov. Ron DeSantis’ chief of staff that raised money to oppose a ballot initiative that would have legalized marijuana in Florida.

Defeating the marijuana initiative — and stopping a second ballot measure that would have overturned Florida’s near-total abortion ban — were top priorities for DeSantis this election cycle.




6/. Weekend Update - the guys give us a reasonably funny episode.....
A bald guy [Andrew Dismukes] stops by......amusing.....
And a new cast member channels Sabrina Carpenter....also amusing....




7/. A sobering story on the coming fresh water crisis.....just ONE of the tipping points we have already crossed......

Picture this: your family is sitting down for dinner, but the beef stew costs twice as much as it did last year, and the vegetables on your plate are smaller, wilted, and pricier. Outside, the once-lush lawn in your suburban neighborhood has turned to brittle brown patches, despite skyrocketing water bills. Meanwhile, on the news, another report surfaces about America’s disappearing water supplies — this time, Kansas farmers are pleading for solutions as the Ogallala Aquifer, one of the largest freshwater sources in the country, runs dry. You shrug it off because the droughts are far away, but deep down, you know the truth: the crisis is coming for you, too.

The freshwater shortage is not some far-flung, hypothetical catastrophe for future generations — it’s here, now, and accelerating. Across the globe, rivers are drying up, aquifers are being sucked dry, and groundwater reserves, accumulated over millennia, are being pumped out faster than they can replenish. The cost of this crisis is mounting, and no one — not the politicians, not the corporations, and certainly not you — will escape its devastating impact.                                                                                                                                       https://medium.com/edge-of-collapse/american-cant-escape-its-water-crisis-b95ff548cfcf




8/. One of our favourite SNL skits - "Whiskers Are We", with Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig......listen for their zingers.....really funny.



9/. I have totally lost faith in the Democratic party.....this article explains why. They have NO ONE in any senior position with cojones.....

It’s boom times at the Chickenshit Club.

Originally a term for federal prosecutors who avoided difficult fights against the rich and powerful, the Chickenshit Club, through Jesse Eisinger’s book of the same name, became shorthand for officials and politicians who failed to hold Wall Street executives accountable for the 2008 financial crisis. Now, as Democrats limp out of office once again, the cowardice and confused careerism of prominent party figures and outside powerbrokers is turning the Chickenshit Club into a mass membership organization.

For all the time we’ve spent closely examining what caused the Democratic coalition’s collapse this cycle, all it’s really required is casually following the news out of Washington since Election Day. For the past six weeks, headlines have documented a rudderless party being sunk by various self-interested factions: efforts to obfuscate blame for catastrophic losses, deference to outmoded process, petty meddling, and capitulation to the people who they called dire threats to democracy just months ago.

https://www.progressreport.news/p/the-chickenshit-club-is-dangerously?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=21360&post_id=153289335&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email




10/. "It's A Wonderful Life" - updated......
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11/. "When Corporations Kneel"......Thom Hartmann explains the significance of how CEO's are 
lining up at Mar-A-Lago to kiss the ring......
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The 1986 American Heritage Dictionary defines fascism as:

“fascism (făsh'ĩz'am) n. A system of government that exercises a dictatorship of the extreme right, typically through the merging of state and business leadership, together with belligerent nationalism.”

We’re about to be there.

The power of government to both reward and punish is awesome. No other entity can legally take money away from citizens at gunpoint and hand it to others it favors. No other entity has the power to deprive people of their freedom and even their lives. No other entity can use both of those powers to regulate how business must be conducted.

When Disney, a $248 billion dollar company, decided to give a $15 million donation to Donald Trump’s presidential library slush fund, they didn’t do so because they were worried about losing a defamation lawsuit.

To the contrary, they would have easily won the case. The judge in Trump’s New York trial came right out and said, in front of God and the whole world:




12/. We are so screwed.....of course the Democrats picked a 74 year old corporate asshole instead of AOC, 
one of the very few Democrats with charisma.
They were relentlessly lobbied by Nancy Pelosi, who is 84.
You may or may not agree with some of AOC's policies, but in an age of social media she is a winner.
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Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.) beat out Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) in a Democratic caucus vote Tuesday to decide which lawmaker will be the top-ranking party member on the House Oversight Committee in the new Congress starting in January.

The vote was 131-84, according to a Democratic aide.

The caucus voted for Connolly, a 74-year-old, eight-term congressman, over the 35-year-old Ocasio-Cortez in a race seen as an example of congressional Democrats’ internal struggles with the role seniority should play in their party. The Democratic Steering Committee, a party panel seeded with leadership allies, endorsed Connolly for the ranking member slot Monday night.



13/. Thom Hartmann on the Democrats - his message? Grow a spine......
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Monday morning MSNBC and CNN (and, presumably, Fox, etc.) gave Trump roughly 40 minutes of live television time to rant and lie, threaten an Iowa newspaper and pollster, propose privatizing our Post Office, and muse about ending schoolchildren’s vaccine mandates for polio.

Everybody watching cable TV probably saw it; it was later the topic of numerous newscasts and newspaper articles that are still echoing across the news space.

Around the same time, President Joe Biden spoke at the inauguration of the Frances Perkins National Monument to FDR’s famous Labor Secretary and principal author of the New Deal. He truthfully pointed out that his one four-year administration had helped create 16 million new jobs, more than any single presidential term in history (and more than the jobs created by the Bush Sr., Bush Jr., and Trump administrations combined).

The cable networks chose to completely ignore Biden’s speech. As did the rest of the nation’s media. So, I get it, there’s a strong media bias in favor of Trump (“What new outrageous thing will he say? OMG! Click bait!!!”) and generally against Democrats.

https://hartmannreport.com/p/where-are-the-democratic-warriors?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=153285007&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email




14/. Ever heard of the anti-natalist movement? It's people who think we shouldn't be having kids.....
There is a documentary  as well.....
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In 2019, an offbeat viral news story caught the attention of Jack Boswell, a radio presenter for the BBC and podcast producer from London. A man in Mumbai, India, was poised to sue his parents for birthing him without his consent, arguing that life is suffering and the planet would be improved if humans stopped reproducing. The absurd legal action never went forward (the would-be plaintiff’s parents were both lawyers, no less), but the symbolic threat threw a spotlight on the philosophy he was articulating, known as anti-natalism.

“That drew a lot of more people into the movement,” Boswell says. He became interested in others who share similar views “and what toll that would take on their lives.” Falling down the rabbit hole of Reddit‘s r/antinatalism, a community of more than a quarter of a million users who resist the biological imperative to procreate so as to avoid subjecting any offspring to the harms of illness, pain, struggle, and death, he was inspired to begin work on an independent documentary that became I Wish You Were Never Born, which as of Friday is free to stream online https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/i-wish-you-were-never-born-anti-natalism-doc-1235212398/#recipient_hashed=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&recipient_salt=72f9aae92f438bcc1f8948b09959b8992e4c153d9d01266946bf43b0824dab99



15/. Rolling Stone lists the best Movies of 2024....
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It was the year of singing witches and feuding siblings, animated anxieties and neurotic robots, super-powered besties and tennis-fueled threesomes. Music biopics ran the gamut from Amy Winehouse to Robbie Williams to a coupla Bobs — the latter played by a young actor who took a break from being an interstellar messiah to portray a reluctant earthbound one. Even more popular were straight-up musicals, which came in the form of the Good, the Odd and the Folie à deux. A domestic-abuse drama was sold like a traditional romance-slash-lifestyle-influencer-IG-feed, complete with a coloring book. Big swings from big names sometimes led to big, big misses. People complained of franchise fatigue, yet the 12 highest grossing movies of 2024 were either sequels or chapters in a long-going film series.                                                         https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-lists/best-movies-2024-1235079024/nickel-boys-1235180565/#recipient_hashed=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&recipient_salt=72f9aae92f438bcc1f8948b09959b8992e4c153d9d01266946bf43b0824dab99



Today's video - the funniest hot dog commercial ever.......of course it's Australian, I don't think they could show it here......



Today's quickies 
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
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Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.
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The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
'Are you in?'
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The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
'Honey, I'm home!'

Today's bonus Polish joke
What do Polish brides get on their wedding day that's long and hard?
A new last name.


Today's Wal-Mart joke
Wal-Mart announced that sometime in 2013 it will begin offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
 
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.
 
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'
 
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1.   Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with
either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
 



Today's embarrassing jokes.....
A radio station in Australia ran a phone in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in listeners' lives. The final four were:
4th Place:
While in line at the bank one afternoon my toddler decided to release some pent up energy and started to run amok. 
I was able to grab hold of her arm after receiving looks of disgust from other patrons. 
I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself, right now, she would be punished. 
To my horror she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening. "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell grandma 
that I saw you kissing daddy's willy last night."
After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. 
Even the tellers stopped doing what they were doing.
I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing that I heard as the doors closed behind me were screams of laughter.

3rd Place:
It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend 
over for a romantic night alone.
As we lay down in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. 
I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride down to the phone. 
Since we didn't want to miss a call we didn't have time to get dressed.
When we got to the bottom of the stairs the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled SURPRISE.
My entire family - Parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. 
My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed an eternity. 
Since then no one in my family has planned any surprise parties.

2nd Place:
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. 
When she finally got to the checkout she learned that one of the items had no price tag or bar code.
The checkout girl got on the public address system which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear. "Price check for Tampax super size."
But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'thumbtacks' and replied in a businesslike tone, his voice booming over the same public address system. "Do you want the kind that you push in with your thumb or the kind that you belt in with a hammer."

1st Place:
And the winner is......
This happened at a major Australian University during a biology lecture.
A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. 
A young woman raised her hand and asked. "If I understand you correctly, you are saying that there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?"
The professor responded yes by adding some statistical data. 
Raising her hand again the girl asked. "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence the whole class burst out laughing. 
The poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books and without another 
word walked out of the class.
However as she was heading for the door the professor's reply was a classic.
Totally straight faced, he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue 
and not at the back of your throat."


Today's supermarket joke
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson.
He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things.  
The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy."
Another outburst and she hears the grandad calmly say : "It's okay William.  
Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley.  
Grandad says again in a controlled voice : "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."
Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.  
She says : "It's none of my business, but you were amazing there. I don't know how you did it.  
That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.  
William is very lucky to have you as his grandad."
"Thanks," says the grandpa. "But I am William. The little bastard's name is Kevin."



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