Friday, March 4, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Friday March 4th

 


1/. An excellent story on why we all hate drug companies.....they own 
Washington, and are ruthless in their exploitation of all of us.....eye opening....
Photo-Illustration: Intelligencer; Photo: Getty Images
On September 19, 2019, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi introduced the Elijah Cummings Lower Drug Costs Now Act. The bill, known as H.R. 3, was a shot across the bow of an industry accustomed to congressional docility and deference. If passed into law, H.R. 3 would allow the federal government to negotiate drug prices on behalf of Medicare, a right assumed by the governments of every other major economy. The bill reflected an intra-party compromise and disappointed progressive Democrats who had pushed for deeper reforms.



2/. A toon on Ukraine....





3/. The Daily Show with a hilarious ad.....Putin related!





4/. Matt Taibbi on Putin....
The president of the Council of Foreign Relations, Richard Haass, made an extraordinary statement over the weekend. “Just days ago much of the world was focused on the unwanted prospect of regime change in Ukraine,” he tweeted. “Now the conversation has shifted to include the possibility of desired regime change in Russia.”



5/. This week's SNL Cold Open.....2 minutes....impressive and moving....



6/. Interesting background on David Leonhardt, editor of "The Morning" from the Times......the subtitle is why do liberals hate him!
Approximately 5 million people start their day with David Leonhardt, the author of the New York Times’ morning newsletter. That figure makes Leonhardt one of the most influential writers at the most influential paper in the country. Since its launch in May 2020, The Morning has focused primarily, though not exclusively, on COVID-19. As Leonhardt recently told me, COVID turned out to be “the perfect story” for a daily newsletter “because people are desperate for information.” The audience, he found, was insatiable. For a newsletter focused on the latest pandemic developments, he said, “every day is not too frequent.”




7/. Weekend Update With some raunchy and edge pushing jokes.....a funny six minutes....



8/. This is coming to us all eventually - Amazon's hi-tech Whole Foods stores....

“Would you like to sign in with your palm?”

That was the question a cheerful Amazon employee posed when greeting me last week at the opening of a Whole Foods Market in Washington’s Glover Park neighborhood. She blithely added, “You can also begin shopping by scanning the QR code in your Amazon app.”




9/. I wish I could say this Tom Tomorrow is an exaggeration....




10/. A commercial from SNL that's surreal, yet strangely funny.....
"Blue River Dog Food"....3 minutes....



11/. A change for us.....a "nice" story of love and choices, from the Times.....get that handkerchief ready.....

On Jan. 26, 2020, Amy Bloom and her husband, Brian Ameche, boarded a flight from New York to Zurich. They hadn’t called on their usual driver to transport them from their home in Connecticut to John F. Kennedy Airport; they didn’t want to make small talk about their itinerary. Usually they flew coach, but this time they were in business class.




12/. Got lower back pain? Here are some simple exercises from the Times wellness section.....

The past few years have not been kind to my lower back. Between the physical tolls of pregnancy, parenting and working from home, I have a constant stiff, achy feeling in my lower spine. I am not alone: It’s estimated that up to 80 percent of Americans will develop lower back pain during their lifetime, with 15 to 20 percent of adults reporting it in an average year.

Could exercise prevent some of this pain? The short answer is maybe. A consistent mixture of cardio and dedicated core work can help. However, exercise alone is not a guarantee of pain relief, as there are a number of mistakes that many of us, even experienced athletes, may make.




13/. Blistering ad from VoteVets......Republicans are the Party of Putin.....



14/. Here's a new one - death cleaning! Sorting out your junk so your kids don't 
have to do it when you pass on......

Cleaning out a home can be a morbid, depressing task, often best left until after you’re gone, when it’s no longer your problem. But what if you decide to tackle the chore now, while you’re still here to make the decisions?

As we begin to emerge from a long and deadly pandemic, some older Americans have decided to do just that.





15/. This looks really interesting - "Outer Range" on Amazon, coming in April.....
Enter Outer Range: an expansive, mind-bending, extraterrestrial odyssey through the mountains and ranches of Wyoming. Brolin quickly compares the series to No Country for its “weird” factor. Sure enough, the actor was at the top of creator Brian Watkins’s list to lead the show, which launches on Prime Video in April. Here was an icon of the modern Western, with the gravitas and résumé to anchor a tale both embracing and subverting of the genre’s well-worn tropes. Watkins wrote a letter to his dream star, whom he’d never met, to make his pitch. “I talked about how, in not just his performance in No Country for Old Men but so many other films too, he’s shaped the American imagination about the West,” Watkins tells me. “I sent him the script and lo and behold, he fell for it.” 



16/. "The Batman" review......dark, brooding and very good.....
Just when you’ve had it with Gotham City, caped crusaders and the whole murked-up franchise, along comes a good Batman movie — easily the best since “The Dark Knight” 14 years and an entire film industry ago.
“The Batman” keeps the lights low and the dread high, as well as makes it rainy enough to earn the forecast “cloudy with a chance of ‘Blade Runner.’” It runs a tick under three hours. Some will respond to that news with: woof. Many may find those hours a tough, deliberately paced night in movie jail, and (no surprise to the ardent fan base) the opposite of exuberant escapism.



Today's video....Honest Trailers with "The Matrix"......an amusing four minutes,
 especially if you like sarcasm.....




Today's wedding night joke

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make 
that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. 

"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. 

"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every 
weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your 
wishes and golf, golf will always win." 

His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in 
the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own 
past that you should know about. The truth is, "I'm a hooker." 

"No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your 
grip, and that should clear it right up."




Today;s brunette joke

A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she 
came across a magic lamp. 

After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one 
catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. 

So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. 

"Every blonde in the world will get two million." 

The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. 

Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men. 

The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. 

"Now for your third wish." said the genie. 

"See that stick over there?", asked the brunette, "I want you to beat me 
half to death with it."







Today's seniors jokes....
Just sharing some thoughts meandering in a senior mind:
 
*The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can 
be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
 
*My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm 
pretty sure she was hitting on me.
 
*My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 
175 pounds I've gained since then.
 
*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give 
you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
 
*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in
 Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks! 
 
*The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's 
going to get me something. 
 
*On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas,
 a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting 
news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. 
 
*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's 
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
 
*I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
 
*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
 
*Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
 
The best for last! 
 
*The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. 
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass,
 Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only person
 married was Otis, and he stayed drunk.          


Saturday, February 26, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday February 26th

 


1/. Rick Scott again proves he's the dangerous idiot we think he is......
Rick Scott’s idea of the American Dream is pretty much a nightmare for most of us. Photo: Dustin Chambers/REUTERS
In nearly every midterm election cycle in which U.S. House Republicans are in the minority, you will hear suggestions that the GOP adopt a new “Contract With America,” like the one that (not really, but according to lore and legend) led the party to its first conquest of the House many decades back in 1994. The idea is that everyone knows what Republicans are against, but nobody knows what they are for, since their contributions to the great legislative accomplishments of American history since about 1929 are limited.



2/. This is worth watching - Bill Maher looks at Trump's decline in the polls and has some suggestions about how we should deal with it.....
Is he right? Excellent question.....7 very good minutes....



3/. I don't often read Ross Douhat in the Times as he's pretty right wing, but this column makes sense - the problems in the Canadian 
trucker dispute were class based.....see what you think.

A great and mostly unknown prophet of our time is Michael Young, whose book “The Rise of the Meritocracy,” published way back in 1958, popularized the term in its title and predicted, in its fictional vision of the 21st century, meritocracy’s unhappy destination: not the serene rule of the deserving and talented, but a society where a ruling class selected for intelligence but defined by arrogance and insularity faces a roiling populism whose grievances shift but whose anger at the new class order is a constant.




4/. Tom Tomorrow does crypto.....




5/. In my opinion this essay on Ukraine by Lefsetz rivals Heather Cox Richardson in it's clarity.....love his style,....

This is surreal.

I mean I remember the Iraq war. The first one, the Bush I one. Where you turned on the TV and saw the SCUD missiles and the explosions. But that was before America took its right turn, before the multiple truths, when we still believed that the U.S. was an unbeatable paradise/power.

And before that we had Tiananmen Square. But this was before they built MacBooks in China. We still saw China as being backward, thought most of the country was still working in rice paddies. Today China is on course to supersede the U.S., by virtue of the number of people if nothing else. That’s a huge market. And those people have money.

But war…

We didn’t used to start them. But then Bush II went into Iraq, to change the regime, and now regime change is an issue in the United States.

I’ve got to ask. Would Tucker Carlson be for Ukraine if Biden was not? Is that what it’s come down to, you say black, so I say white?

As for truth…




6/. Rachel Maddow came back from her hiatus from her nightly show to do a special on the war in Ukraine, and it's excellent. 
Vintage Maddow - clear, concise, logical and fair.....and devastating to Putin. Put it all in perspective....




7/. Andrew Sullivan writes about the reality of trans extremism.....a challenging article indeed.....

For the first 15 years of my life, I never heard the word “homosexuality” in my home or school. I only knew about sex at all because in my Catholic primary school, we had a class on the immaculate conception, and I was the smart-ass who asked what a maculate one would mean. 





8/. Bill Maher "New Rule".....why does China get a free pass? A pretty good six minutes....



9/. Amanda Marcotte with an excellent article - Dems need to fight because the Trumpies have no balls....

In the end, the Ottawa occupiers were left literally waving white flags.

After weeks of holding the Canadian capital hostage — with relentless honking and other abuse of the residents — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau finally brought an end to what pretended to be an uprising by truckers opposing vaccine mandates but was really a fringe minority trying to recruit more followers into a fascist movement. There had been a great deal of trepidation about violent resistance from the occupiers, who were big into chest-thumping and acting tough. Instead, they pulled out the most notorious symbol of surrender. 




10/. Yup, after abortion? Contraception....



11/. After Russia invades Ukraine....China goes after Taiwan? 
Andrew Sulllivan with an interesting article that may be the future....

Over the last few months, a conversation I had 30 years ago keeps popping into my consciousness. It was the end of the Cold War, and a post-Soviet Russian state was on the horizon. I remember talking with a journalist friend about the astonishing potential of that turn of events: the return of Russia as a great power, returning to its ancient nationhood and old religion, moving away from communism, and resuming a major role in world and European affairs. Probably not a democracy, but no longer totalitarian, and worth engaging with as an authoritarian power.





12/. John Oliver dissects CRT or critical race theory....if you've got 28 minutes, it's worth it....




13/. Why do we still get robocalls and robo texts? Good question which this article tries to answer.....
We use Robokiller, and it really works....

Someone out there really, really wants to help me avoid expensive car problems.

Their recorded voice tells me that they’ve been trying to reach me about an extended warranty my car doesn’t have, yet which is somehow about to expire. I just have to press 1 to learn more. They’re persistent: I get multiple calls a day from multiple phone numbers across the country.




14/. Everything you ever wanted to know about the Presidential motorcade......nerdy but interesting ....five minutes....




15/. I really really want to see this....

Last week Vanity Fair exclusively unveiled the first look at a number of characters and locations for Prime Video’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power series. J.R.R. Tolkien fans got another good look at this new Middle-earth story when the first teaser debuted during the Super Bowl this Sunday. Now showrunners Patrick McKay and J.D. Payne offer up even more details and insights, and answer some of the more urgent questions Tolkien fans have been asking about the series set in Middle-earth’s Second Age, long before Bilbo and Frodo Baggins went adventuring.




16/. If Lefsetz recommends something, I'm there. Mary and I watched "Downfall" last night, and it's everything Lefsetz says it is - a damning indictment of corporate America's greed and indifference to their customers....as well as an excellent piece of cinema....

The Boeing Documentary

“Downfall: The Case Against Boeing”: https://bit.ly/3gZx6hC

You want to watch this. On Netflix.

I’ve had a fascination with aircraft ever since my first jet flight on a Boeing 720B. We all knew the 707, it substituted for “jet” the same way “Kleenex” substitutes for “tissue.” Hell, ultimately Steve Miller sang a song about it. So what was a 720B?

I started to pay attention to the jets at the airport. The 727 was the one with the three engines at the back, with the high tailfeather. The DC-9 was similar, but smaller, with only two engines. The DC-10 was like a giant 727, and it had a spotty safety record. You started to worry about flying on a DC-10 towards the end of its service.

And here's a review from the Guardian.....they like it too.....



Today's video - the getaway shootout from my second favorite movie "Reservoir Dogs".....




Today's lawyer joke
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."



Today's married joke
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table 
when I said to her unexpectedly, “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at me intently and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”

Today's puns
                                                                                                                                                          What type of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers.

Smaller babies are always delivered by stork, the larger ones by crane.

I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.

You’re fat. Don’t sugarcoat it because you will eat that too.

I like to practice my knock-knock jokes, I just adoor them.

When people ask me if I have fun washing clothes I have to be honest and say loads.

What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry? Washing-ton.

I was going to tell you a joke about a blunt arrow but really there is no point.

Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty crooks.

I used to go out with a girl who was secretly obsessed with graphs. She was always plotting behind my back.