Number 2 is a must watch....
How did we get here? How did we almost become a dictatorship? How did the GOP become the GQP? Why is a return of tRump to the White House still possible?
I met tRump long ago and let’s just say we didn’t get along. When he became POTUS I honestly believed we had entered The Twilight Zone. I started connecting the dots and, before the 2018 mid-terms, concluded that we were dealing with a cult; Trump's base mindset/cult and the Dunning-Kruger effect
Today, in a joint press conference with Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba, Secretary of State Antony Blinken said that the U.S. is "concerned by reports of unusual Russian military activity," which it is "monitoring very closely” out of concern that Russia might invade Ukraine again as it did in 2014.
Russia has been building up troops near the border, and Russian leaders have been talking more forcefully about asserting control over Ukraine.
I spent last week talking to all sorts of people gathered for the U.N. climate summit in Glasgow, and it left me with profoundly mixed emotions.
For decades, the chip-making giant Intel reigned as one of the most technically advanced companies in Silicon Valley.
Over the years, I’ve predicted America’s colla
There’s a TV show called Yellowstone from Taylor Sheridan that’s so wildly popular, it was last year’s most-watched cable series, beating out The Walking Dead for the distinction. It’s a sudsy contemporary Western about the Dutton family, the land they stole 150 years ago, their ruthless fight to fend off greedy developers, and the nearby Native Americans who intend to take it back. It stars Kevin Costner as patriarch John Dutton. It combines stunning cinematography with storylines reminiscent of Succession’s power grabs, The Godfather’s mob mentality, and Dallas’s bitchy in-fighting— except with cattle. Its first three seasons are streaming on Peacock; it launches its fourth season with a two-hour premiere Sunday night on the Paramount Network.
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone .'
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, " Mister,
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up
"Your badge........
Joke 1:
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to our calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answered St. Peter, "We added up your timesheets."
Joke 2:
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even long
Joke 3:
One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."
Joke 4:
As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."
Joke 5:
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Joke 6:
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are fantasy creatures.
Joke 7:
At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do."
Joke 8:
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
Taller.
Joke 9:
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you've been working on for so long!"
His father yelled, "You idiot! We've been living on the funding of that case for ten years!"
Joke 10:
How many lawyer jokes are in existence?
Only three. All the rest are true stories.
