Sunday, November 13, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday November 13th

 


1/  Ron DeSantis and Trump are now going to be at war.....
And just an observation - for the first time in a while we watched a movie on Midterm night instead of the talking heads because we 
are so tired of the endless BS and Steve Kornacki.......we read the highlights the next morning, and what a fine way it was to start the day.....

Earlier this year, I wrote a profile of Ron DeSantis, a figure who seemed to point the way toward the party’s post-Trump future. That future, it seemed to me, could arrive much sooner than many people forecast at the time. “If you completely dismiss the possibility that DeSantis could pry the Republican base away from a president to whom it has formed a cultlike attachment,” I argued, “you may not be considering the potential effect of two more years of DeSantis being given the sort of coverage in the right-wing media that Pravda devoted to Joseph Stalin.”


2/  Tom Tomorrow.....good one.....

3/  The Florida results - no turnout, no enthusiasm, lousy candidates except for Val Demings....whats the plan? What do Florida Democrats actually stand for? 
How about starting with legalising weed, a no brainer to get out the young? And the corruption that's crushing the working class.....

Déjà vu The hand-wringing, the post-game analysis and the back-and-forth over the leadership of the Florida Democratic Party that seems to come after every recent election cycle has erupted once again.

Expectations game Nearly a year ago, Florida Democratic Party Chair Manny Diaz called 2022 a “rebuilding year,” a sports metaphor meant to suggest, yes, losing is expected but a pathway to victory is underway. What happened on Tuesday suggested instead that Democrats may be on a pathway to oblivion.

The list And yes, there may be multiple reasons for that, starting with the plain fact that the candidates at the top of the ballot for Democrats did little to inspire turnout and many Democratic voters simply stayed home. But there are also questions about organization and resources that Diaz had pledged to fix. Diaz himself released a memo Tuesday that pointed out how national Democratic groups spent so little in Florida this cycle compared to 2018.



4/  SNL cold open - Saturday Nov. 12 - Fox and Friends gets a call from Trump.....pretty good skewering of them all.....



5/  And talking about corruption - this is the real problem behind the rout of the Florida Democrats in the midterms - the corruption of the 
DeSantis regime and the Tallahassee Republican whores to big business is now unchecked.....
Very, very eye opening story.....
For all the focus on the Republican wave that swept across Florida this week, people in Orlando delivered another message, too:

The rent really is too damn high.

Voters in Orange County — the county that includes Orlando and is the beating heart of Florida’s low-wage tourism industry — approved a local referendum calling for rent control in what has become one of the most unaffordable housing markets in the country



6/  A man killed his neighbor in Ohio because he was a Democrat....
Extreme yes, but just because this election has been quiet doesn't mean the violence is over...

There is a certain inevitability to eliminationist rhetoric: It may not happen right away, but at some point it will inexorably move from mere words into action—the violent kind, often the lethal kind. That’s how stochastic terrorism works—randomly, without any direct connection. Case in point: It was just a matter of time before the election-related hysterical demonization of Democrats by leading right-wing pundits like Tucker Carlson was picked up by one of the legions of “Patriots” eager for a “civil war”—and then acted on. 




7/  Bill Maher wonders in a viciously funny segment who Trump is f##king....good one, a little smutty.....



8/  Just going to put the headline up.....

RUPERT MURDOCH KNEES TRUMP IN THE BALLS WHILE HE’S 

DOUBLED OVER COUGHING UP BLOOD

The last thirty-six hours have not gone great for Donald Trump and despite being famously detached from reality, he seems to know it, if reports of him lashing out and blaming everyone around him for the midterm results are anything to go by. Yet while a sad Trump could once turn to the warm embrace of Rupert Murdoch’s media empire to make him feel better about himself, that metaphorical bosom—or, more accurately, team of professional fluffers—is no longer. In fact, it appears that an unofficial memo has gone out to Murdoch-owned properties that the ex-president is only to be referred to as a has-been loser who, at this point, couldn’t win an election for deputy director of the Mar-a-Lago Parks and Recreation Department.


9/  Boy is this one true.....down to the last frame....



10/  Jordan,. the country, is running out of water....

AMMAN, Jordan — Residents of Jordan, one of the driest countries in the world, have long been accustomed to a household water supply of only about 36 hours a week. But recently, even that meager flow has been curtailed by the debilitating combination of a warming planet and swelling demand.




11/  This guy is amazing....he plays piano intros to 80 songs, and see how many you recognise. 
The first half you will know most of them, the second half at least some, but such talent.....excellent....



12/. Andrew Sullivan with "the normies strike back".....

Let’s first herald the truly good news. Democracy surprised almost all of us, as it sometimes does. It made some of us look a bit foolish (more on that in a bit). It defied most predictions and historic analogies. The election ended up with a super-close race for both House and Senate — highly unusual for a midterm when inflation is soaring and most people are super bummed about the country.




14/. The British media can sometimes seem really cruel.....but in this case, amusing too.....
Icon of the Seas.Proof of concept image of the Icon of the Seas.

Name: Icon of the Seas.

Age: Scheduled to enter service in 2024.

Appearance: What you imagine a human lasagne might look like.

I don’t understand. Is Icon of the Seas a type of food? No, it’s a boat.

I’m still no clearer. It’s a boat. A very big boat, admittedly. The world’s biggest cruise ship, in fact.

How big are we talking? We’re talking a gross tonnage of 250,800. We’re talking seven swimming pools. We’re talking 7,600 passengers sharing a vessel with 2,350 crew members over 20 incredible decks.



15/. A guy movie from the 70's, and sounds like we missed a really good one.....
Ryan O’Neal in The Driver.The wheel deal … Ryan O’Neal in The Driver


16/. Bob Lefsetz watched the first episode of "Inside Man", and raves about it....
Mary and I are on Episode 4, and we agree - it's amazing.....

Are you watching Inside Man?

Jake texted me about it, I immediately went to Rotten Tomatoes. The numbers were less than 80, not by a minor amount, so…I wrote it down, but did not put it at the top of the list.

But last night, wanting to start a new show, I pulled up “Endeavour,” which had amazing ratings, and Felice rather quickly said she thought she’d seen it, after all it was on Masterpiece Theatre, and all that English stuff on PBS gets a ton of press.


Trailer for Inside Man....



17/. Some great TV out now.....five star review for "The English," with Emily Blunt....
Emily Blunt and Chaske Spencer in The English.
Harrowed souls … Emily Blunt and Chaske Spencer in The English. Photograph: Diego López Calvín/2022 The English © Drama Republic/BBC/Amazon Studios


Hugo Blick’s revelatory series is a gorgeous, glorious new take on the old west – a lawless land where no one can hear you, or anyone in your way, scream



Today's toilet joke

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?” 

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. 

The voice said “So what are you up to?”. 

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”. 

From next door, “Can I come over?”. 

Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”. 

The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions"




Today's Southern jokes

THE TOP 3O THINGS THAT YOU’LL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY:

3O . When I retire, I'm movin' north.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a  Heineken
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and lettuce instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who cares who won the Civil  War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many mounted deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Bottled Water for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey!  Here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU’LL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

1. We have too many guns now, why do I need another one?



Today's old dog joke

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

 

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"  Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,

 

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

 

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

 

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"

 

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

 

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

 

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

 

Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......

 

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

 

Moral of this story...

 

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

 

 


Exactly the wrong advice





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