Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday March 11th




1/  Frank Rich on the resurgence of Joe Biden...
Former Vice President and Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden speaks during a campaign rally in Los Angeles.
Only an act of God can stop Biden from getting the Democratic nomination. Photo: Ronen Tivony / Echoes Wire/Barcroft Media via Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, what the fallout from Super Tuesday means for Democrats — and for Republicans.
With Joe Biden’s victory in the South Carolina primary and his showing on Super Tuesday, the Democratic field has collapsed into a two-person race. How does that change what this primary means for Democrats, and for the GOP?
So many 2020 assumptions, including my own, have been upended since the South Carolina results came in last Saturday that it’s not easy to pick the most significant. But if I had to pick one, it would not be that Biden showed you can triumph without money or a “ground game,” or that a $500 million-plus outlay could buy Mike Bloomberg nothing more than a 72-vote victory over Tulsi Gabbard in American Samoa. It would be this: Democrats and Republicans alike underestimated the independence and power of African-American voters.



2/  The SNL coronavirus cold open, one of their best for  a while, with a surprise guest! 
A pretty good 7 minutes....one of their better ones....
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3/  Andrew Sullivan on the Democratic race....keep in the back of your mind he hates Bernie, but he makes some good points....
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It may be fleeting but I sensed a small, distinctive undercurrent of normalcy this week in our political system. A long-weakened party, faced with an insistent and ascendant insurgency from its populist wing, actually gathered itself together and acted in collective self-defense. What the Republicans were incapable of doing in 2016, the Democrats are attempting in 2020. As the GOP has dissolved into a crass husk of a media organization, dedicated to a cult figure, there’s life in the rickety, old Democratic Party structure after all.



4/  Trump is winning his war to destroy the Government....
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when donald trump came into office, there was a sense that he would be outmatched by the vast government he had just inherited.
The new president was impetuous, bottomlessly ignorant, almost chemically inattentive, while the bureaucrats were seasoned, shrewd, protective of themselves and their institutions. They knew where the levers of power lay and how to use them or prevent the president from doing so. Trump’s White House was chaotic and vicious, unlike anything in American history, but it didn’t really matter as long as “the adults” were there to wait out the president’s impulses and deflect his worst ideas and discreetly pocket destructive orders lying around on his desk.
After three years, the adults have all left the room—saying just about nothing on their way out to alert the country to the peril—while Trump is still there.



5/  The Weekend Update lads with four minutes of jokes.....
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6/  Amazing, amazing ad.....30 seconds...



7/  OMG....the crises keep coming, and this is a new one [plastics] that doesn't seem to have a realistic solution. The villains here are
of course oil, gas and the giant food companies combining to destroy our health and oceans.....
A most depressing article from Rolling Stone....
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Every human on Earth is ingesting nearly 2,000 particles of plastic a week. These tiny pieces enter our unwitting bodies from tap water, food, and even the air, according to an alarming academic study sponsored by the World Wildlife Fund for Nature, dosing us with five grams of plastics, many cut with chemicals linked to cancers, hormone disruption, and developmental delays. Since the paper’s publication last year, Sen. Tom Udall, a plain-spoken New Mexico Democrat with a fondness for white cowboy hats and turquoise bolo ties, has been trumpeting the risk: “We are consuming a credit card’s worth of plastic each week,” Udall says.



8/  An SNL musical number "On The Couch", surprisingly good, three minutes...
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9/  Bill Maher lectures Democrats who are rejecting billionaires money....I agree - take the money 
and screw them like Obama did....
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10/  We [normal people of America] are so toast. After the real estate crash of 2008 hedge funds and REIT's bought up tens of thousands of bankrupt homes and are now renting them, and needless to say they are rapacious landlords with fees and executions galore.....it's just wrong....
Excellent story from the NYT Magazine...
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Chad Ellingwood wasn’t really in the market for a home in the summer of 2006. But when his best friend came across an intriguing listing in Woodland Hills — a bedroom community in Los Angeles County’s San Fernando Valley — the two men decided to visit on a whim.
Entering the property beneath the canopy of a grand deodar, Ellingwood, a big man with a gentle presence, felt as if he had been transported to a ranch house in Northern California, much like one he often visited as a child, all old growth and overgrown greenery — olive trees, citrus trees, sycamores and redwoods. He and his friend meandered past a pond to an inviting teal house built in 1958, “a whimsical masterpiece,” Ellingwood told me. Inside there was a “captain’s quarters” — a room designed to look like the hull of a boat with a built-in water bed and drawers — and numerous stained-glass windows that the couple who owned it had made themselves.



11/ The wonderful Sam Bee on Super Tuesday and more.....a very good seven minutes...
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12/  Katharine Hayhoe is an evangelical Christian climate scientist, who tries to explain our 
warming crisis to evangelicals in language they understand....[very short words?]
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As an atmospheric scientist, Katharine Hayhoe understands the realities of climate change more deeply than most. As an evangelical Christian atmospheric scientist, she understands her religious brethren — and their propensity to doubt man-made climate change — probably better than anyone. So she’s made it her mission to help them see the light. 
For her, science and faith have never been at odds: “I grew up with the idea that science was the coolest thing you could study. Every summer my dad would have a project for us: wildflowers of Ontario, bird calls, learning about fractals.”




13/  Bad Lip Reading does the SOTU 2020....an amusing five minutes...
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14/  If you read the Umair articles and scoff at his despair for the working class, read these statistics and apologise....
One of the Times's excellent interactive stories.....
When the economists Anne Case and Angus Deaton first published their research on “deaths of despair” five years ago, they focused on middle-aged whites. So many white working-class Americans in their 40s and 50s were dying of suicide, alcoholism and drug abuse that the overall mortality rate for the age group was no longer falling – a rare and shocking pattern in a modern society.
But as Case and Deaton continued digging into the data, it became clear that the grim trends didn’t apply only to middle-aged whites. Up and down the age spectrum, deaths of despair have been surging for people without a four-year college degree:



15/  The velvet rope economy.....why our elites have no idea how real people live, and don't care.....
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A $1,000 seat at Yankee Stadium, in the first few rows along the baseline, is known as a Legends ticket. Holders bypass the long lines of fans waiting to enter the park by conventional means, whisked in by security guards who greet them like family. They enjoy a private dining room and concierge access, and they are separated from lesser fans by a concrete moat.
It has been a long time since sporting events were essentially communal experiences, and it’s no secret that the industry caters to the wealthy.



16/  The Beatles from 1962 to 1970 in four minutes....a musical history, cleverly done and brings back lots of memories....
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Todays video - approved by the NRA......a hunter gets a surprise......



Todays golf joke
Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...

Tiger says Stevie, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

Woods replies, "I've had some problems with my swing,
but I think I've got that right, now."

Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong,
I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it.
Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."

Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"

Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."

Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"

Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt" asks Tiger.

"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."

Tiger: "What's your handicap?"

Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."

Woods says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?"

Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK,
I'm game for that . . . $10,000 a hole is fine with me.
When would you like to play?"

Stevie:  "Pick a night."


Todays cop joke
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are, but I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies, though. . . " 


Todays Irish joke
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and it stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door....
Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it..
Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying...
And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other....
'Look Paddy....there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'

 

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday March 3rd





1/  Frank Rich on the coronavirus.....excellent as always...
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Trump’s coronavirus plan, the wake of the South Carolina Democratic debate, and a looming shake-up at MSNBC.
With the CDC now asking Americans to prepare for the possibility of a coronavirus outbreak, White House and Cabinet officials seem unprepared — when they aren’t spreading misinformation or addressing the virus in terms of the stock market. If the CDC’s warnings are correct, will a public-health emergency become a political one?
As far as the White House is concerned, the coronavirus epidemic is solely a political emergency, not a public-health crisis.



2/  John Oliver with a summary [as of Sunday night] where we were with the coronavirus - this 20 minutes is almost a definition of comedic reporting, giving us the facts about the virus and summarizing the response to it.....this segment is better than anything I have watched about this crisis, and it's funny too....recommended!
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3/  Jimmy Kimmel interviews Trump supporters and challenges tham to name a country on a map....yes, any country...just one....
A sad, pathetic 3 minute video...
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4/  Andrew Sullivan with his weekly commentary, this one on Bernie vs Jeremy Corbyn....i.e Sullivan doesn't like Bernie. 
He has that in common with almost all the media who are relentlessly bashing Bernie's chances...
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With Bernie Sanders’s relentless rise, the specter of Jeremy Corbyn now hangs over the Democratic race. At times, it’s uncanny how similar the two left-populist leaders are. An outlier long at odds with his party’s establishment? Check. A legislator with decades of voting who has almost no legislation to call his own? Yep. A 70-something beloved by 20-somethings? Check. An insurgent movement with cultish overtones that took over the party from more moderate figures? Yes. A more left-wing platform than any in his party’s history? Uh-huh. A man with many, many embarrassing connections in the past with hard-left figures across the globe? Oh yeah. Someone who hasn’t changed his mind on almost anything since the 1970s? Pretty much. Some highly unsavory hangers-on and followers? To put it mildly.



5/  The SNL cold open with Pence and the Democratic candidates on the coronavirus.....quite good, eight minutes....
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6/  Paul Krugman with an excellent column....even though this crisis may be Trump's downfall [but don't hold your breath], it's no consolation that our government has been gutted to the point of being unable to cope with any disaster.
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So, here’s the response of the Trump team and its allies to the coronavirus, at least so far: It’s actually good for America. Also, it’s a hoax perpetrated by the news media and the Democrats. Besides, it’s no big deal, and people should buy stocks. Anyway, we’ll get it all under control under the leadership of a man who doesn’t believe in science.


7/  Steven Colbert sat down with Elizabeth Warren  for a lively discussion over Charleston food.....surprisingly good, 
two intelligent people having fun....an amusing 8 minutes...
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8/  Gaslighting.....what we are being subjected to in real time by Trump and his servants. Most interesting story....
Gaslighting is a tactic in which a person or entity, in order to gain more power, makes a victim question their reality. It works much better than you may think. Anyone is susceptible to gaslighting, and it is a common technique of abusers, dictators, narcissists, and cult leaders. It is done slowly, so the victim doesn't realize how much they've been brainwashed. For example, in the movie Gaslight (1944), a man manipulates his wife to the point where she thinks she is losing her mind. 
In my book Gaslighting: Recognize Manipulative and Emotionally Abusive People - and Break Free  I detail how gaslighters typically use the following techniques:  
1. They tell blatant lies.



9/  A most unusual SNL piece called "Airport Sushi".....it's musical, very NewYorky, a little incomprehensible but amusing.....an entertaining 8 minutes....
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10/  We are told AI will revolutionize the workplace [Andrew Yang], eliminating millions of jobs but as this story tells us AI is already here for many jobs monitoring "efficiency" in incredible detail. 
Having read this article I'm going to keep this in mind the next time I need a call center....wow. Scary stuff....
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On conference stages and at campaign rallies, tech executives and politicians warn of a looming automation crisis — one where workers are gradually, then all at once, replaced by intelligent machines. But their warnings mask the fact that an automation crisis has already arrived. The robots are here, they’re working in management, and they’re grinding workers into the ground. 
The robots are watching over hotel housekeepers, telling them which room to clean and tracking how quickly they do it. They’re managing software developers, monitoring their clicks and scrolls and docking their pay if they work too slowly. They’re listening to call center workers, telling them what to say, how to say it, and keeping them constantly, maximally busy. While we’ve been watching the horizon for the self-driving trucks, perpetually five years away, the robots arrived in the form of the supervisor, the foreman, the middle manager.



11/  David Wallace-Wells on climate change and the coronavirus....
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Earlier this month, the temperature on Antarctica’s Esperanza Peninsula reached 65 degrees Fahrenheit — the warmest ever, and hotter than it was, at the time, not just in New York but in San Diego. A few days later, the temperature on the continent’s Seymour Island hit 69 — hotter than it was in Delhi. The next day, Antarctica’s Pine Island Glacier lost a chunk of ice 130 square miles in surface area. A few days after that, scientists working at Australia’s University of New South Wales published research showing that, about a hundred thousand years ago, the melting of the West Antarctic ice sheet produced, all by itself, six feet of sea-level rise — and that it took less than two degrees Celsius of warming to melt it. We are currently at about 1.1 degrees of warming, but are heading almost inevitably for 2. 



12/  A very good Steven Colbert segment on Pence and the coronavirus.....a funny 9 minutes....
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13/  We've seen this article before, but it's sooooo true...why anyone with an ounce of class or brains hates Trump....
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Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
 
A few things spring to mind.
 
Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.
For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.
So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.




14/  "Weekend Update" with the lads having fun.....in Michael Che's case, a little too much fun!
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15/  There's been a lot of buzz about the new Virgin ship "Scarlet Lady", with an attendant amount of hype about this being the new cruise for millennials....however this Cruise Critic person out of the UK was underwhelmed for some surprising reasons....
The video is worth watching if you know anything at all about cruising....10 minutes...
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16/  This story highlights the exceptionally dangerous trend of right wing groups seizing on climate change to push their anti-immigrant and white supremacist policies....
Fertile ground indeed, wait till we get a Syria situation in the US!
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As an environmental journalist, I’ve been covering the frightening acceleration of climate change for more than a decade. As a person who believes in the tenets of liberal democracy, I’ve watched the rise of white-supremacist, anti-immigrant and nationalistic ideologies with similar dread over the past few years.
But I always thought of those two trends — looming ecological dangers and the gathering strength of the far right — as unrelated, parallel crises in a turbulent time. Only recently have I begun to understand that they are deeply interconnected, an ugly pairing of forces drawing power from each other.


Todays videos - two classic funny ads.....
John West salmon......

Miller beer.....fox hat.



Todays Irish joke
MY FIRST DRINK WITH MY SON
I was reading an  article last night about fathers  and sons,  and memories came flooding back of  the time I took my son 
out for his first pint. Off we went to  our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.
 
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Stroh‘s, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Molson's and the Labatt's.
I thought maybe  he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a few of those. He didn't.
By the time I decided he just didn't like to drink, I could hardly push the stroller back home


Todays lawyer joke
An old farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
“Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the……”
“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine!’?”
Clyde said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road….”
The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.”
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well… as I was sayin’, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was drivin’ her down the highway when this huge semi ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurtin’ real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Real soon a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’, too. So, he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said, ‘How are YOU feeling?’
Now what the hell would you say?”

Todays gay cowboy joke
  • A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
    wife.  She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the
    ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place
    an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

       Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other drunk.

        She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
    decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to  have him around the house
    than the drunk.

        He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
    day and knew a lot about ranching.

        For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
    doing very well.

         Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
    done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
    kickup your heels."

         The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

         One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

        Two o'clock and no hired hand.

       Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
    found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
    for him.

         She quietly called him over to her.

        "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

         Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

       He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

        "Now take off my socks."

        He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

       "Now take off my skirt."

        He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
    light.

        "Now take off my bra." 

    Again, with trembling hands, he did
    as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

        Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear
    my clothes into town again, you're fired."

Todays sexist joke
Husband Store   
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband.   
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 
You may visit this store
   ONLY ONCE!   
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.   
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. 
 
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: 
Floor 1
   - These men Have Jobs 

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: 
Floor 2
   - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
 
Floor 3
   - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.   
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
 
Floor 4
   - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
 
Floor 5
   - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, Have a Strong Romantic Streak and a Good Sense of Humour.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
   sixth floor , where the sign reads: 
Floor 6
   - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor..   
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.  Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

PLEASE NOTE: 
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor   has wives that love sex.
The  second floor   has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The  third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors   have never been visited.