Monday, February 19, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Monday February 19th



1/  This was our lead story on Jan.30th, and here we are in late February proving this sad article to be spot on - read it keeping the Parkland shootings in mind.....

One of our alert readers sent us this disturbing blog post, the premise of which is that American society is not just at risk of collapse, we are already collapsing because of our pathological capitalism.....

Hold on, you say- "it's not that bad".....but it is. Think of "the base".

Read this again, it's excellent....
You might say, having read some of my recent essays, “Umair! Don’t worry! Everything will be fine! It’s not that bad!” I would look at you politely, and then say gently, “To tell you the truth, I don’t think we’re taking collapse nearly seriously enough.”
Why? When we take a hard look at US collapse, we see a number of social pathologies on the rise. Not just any kind. Not even troubling, worrying, and dangerous ones. But strange and bizarre ones. Unique ones. Singular and gruesomely weird ones I’ve never really seen before, and outside of a dystopia written by Dickens and Orwell, nor have you, and neither has history. 






2/  Says it all.....







3/  Frank Rich on the news of last week.....
In Senate testimony yesterday, FBI director Christopher Wray said that the agency had delivered the final results of its background check into now-disgraced aide Rob Porter back in January, months earlier than the White House, and especially Chief of Staff John Kelly, has claimed in the wake of Porter’s firing. Should Kelly’s mishandling of this episode cost him his job?
In a sane or even half-sane White House, Kelly would have been bounced long ago. Last fall, he smeared the Florida congresswoman Frederica Wilson in retaliation for her complaint about Donald Trump’s disrespectful condolence call to the widow of a slain soldier. Kelly never apologized to Wilson for inventing a scurrilous tale about her but instead delivered this irrelevant and sanctimonious piety from a White House podium: “When I was a kid growing up, a lot of things were sacred in our country. Women were sacred, looked upon with great honor.” Now we have proof, if any was needed, that Kelly is a compulsive liar and a moral fraud.






4/  Bill Maher with his Friday opener.....excellent....

HBO

“This is big,” announced Bill Maher at the top of Friday night’s Real Time.
The HBO host was of course referring to the big news of the day: Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s indictment charging 13 Russians—and several companies—with interfering in the 2016 U.S. presidential election. 
According to Mueller’s indictment, which heavily relied on findings by The Daily Beast, the baker’s dozen were linked to a Kremlin-backed troll farm, the Internet Research Agency, and “had as its object impairing, obstructing and defeating the lawful governmental functions of the United States by dishonest means in order to enable the Defendants to interfere with U.S. political and electoral processes, including the 2016 U.S. presidential election.”





5/  Matt Taibbi with a caustic article on where the rage comes from that drives killings like the Parkland massacre.....most interesting.........


Mourners stand during a candlelight vigil for the victims of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Parkland, Florida on February 15, 2018.
Over two decades ago, I traveled to a city in the Russian provinces called Rostov-On-Don to interview a psychiatrist named Alexander Bukhanovsky.
Bukhanovsky, now deceased, was famous. If you've seen the movie Citizen X, about the capture of serial killer Andrei Chikatilo, Bukhanovsky was the guy played by Max Von Sydow. He was the Soviet Union's first criminal profiler.

One of the first things he said was that both Russia and America produced disproportionate shares of mass killers.

"Giant militarized countries," he said, "breed violent populations."

Bukhanovsky at the time was treating a pre-teen who had begun killing animals. He told me this young boy would almost certainly move on to killing people eventually. He was seeing more and more of these cases, he said.

Nikolas Cruz, the 19 year-old just arrested for shooting and killing 17 people in Parkland, Florida, supposedly bragged about killing animals. He reportedly even posted photos of his work on Instagram.
There will be lots of hand-wringing in the coming days about gun control, and rightfully so – it's probably easier to get a semi-automatic rifle in this country than it is to get some flavors of Pop Tarts – but with each of these shootings, we seem to talk less and less about where the rage-sickness causing these massacres comes from.






6/  How the rest of the world sees this country.....a painfully amusing three minutes.....

When the rest of the world looks at America’s gun problem, it’s often with bafflement. 
Sunday with Lubach, which is sort of like the Dutch version of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, looked at guns — specifically, the US’s love of firearms. And it’s very telling.
For one, the satirical Dutch video describes America’s love of guns as so bad that it is an illness: Nonsensical Rifle Addiction, or NRA — a reference to the biggest gun lobby group in the country.







7/  Fox News AKA Republican TV.....




8/  My my my, I did not know this......meth [methanphetamine] is back in a big way, and cheaper than ever....
PORTLAND, Ore. — They huddled against the biting wind, pacing from one corner to another hoping to score heroin or pills. But a different drug was far more likely to be on offer outside the train station downtown, where homeless drug users live in tents pitched on the sidewalk.
“Everybody has meth around here — everybody,” said Sean, a 27-year-old heroin user who hangs out downtown and gave only his first name. “It’s the easiest to find.”
The scourge of crystal meth, with its exploding labs and ruinous effect on teeth and skin, has been all but forgotten amid national concern over the opioid crisis. But 12 years after Congress took aggressive action to curtail it, meth has returned with a vengeance. Here in Oregon, meth-related deaths vastly outnumber those from heroin. At the United States border, agents are seizing 10 to 20 times the amounts they did a decade ago. Methamphetamine, experts say, has never been purer, cheaper or more lethal.





9/  Just a charming little story from CBS News, about a goose named Kyle.....3 minutes....





10/  The title of this is "F#ck you! I Like Guns".....written by an Army veteran.....


America, can we talk? Let’s just cut the shit for once and actually talk about what’s going on without blustering and pretending we’re actually doing a good job at adulting as a country right now. We’re not. We’re really screwing this whole society thing up, and we have to do better. We don’t have a choice. People are dying. At this rate, it’s not if your kids, or mine, are involved in a school shooting, it’s when. One of these happens every 60 hours on average in the US. If you think it can’t affect you, you’re wrong. Dead wrong. So let’s talk.
I’ll start. I’m an Army veteran. I like M-4’s, which are, for all practical purposes, an AR-15, just with a few extra features that people almost never use anyway. 






11/  Hmmmm....the medical system at work again.......good story from the Times....

Heart Stents Are Useless for Most Stable Patients. They’re Still Widely Used.

Why are so many people agreeing to an expensive procedure — and putting themselves at risk — for a placebo effect?When my children were little, if they complained about aches and pains, I’d sometimes rub some moisturizer on them and tell them the “cream” would help. It often did. The placebo effect is surprisingly effective.
Moisturizer is cheap, it has almost no side effects, and it got the job done. It was a perfect solution.
Other treatments also have a placebo effect, and make people feel better. Many of these are dangerous, though, and we have to weigh the downsides against that benefit.
Lots of Americans have chest pain because of a lack of blood and oxygen reaching the heart. This is known as angina. For decades, one of the most common ways to treat this was to insert a mesh tube known as a stent into arteries supplying the heart. The stents held the vessels open and increased blood flow to the heart, theoretically fixing the problem.







12/  I like golf.....it's a challenging and difficult sport, so this article struck home.....in the real world nobody plays twice with guys who cheat at golf....
Golf was so close! It was so close to moving beyond that stereotype — the image of a rich, old, unathletic white man making sexist jokes and trading real estate tips. The image of someone like Donald Trump.
The dominance of Tiger Woods started to make it seem cool, and the First Tee program tried to make it accessible for kids of all backgrounds. But Tiger Woods disappeared for a while. And now the president, who generally likes to spend long holiday weekends near a golf course, is hogging golf’s headlines. It’s making me think twice before admitting out loud that yes, I am a golfer.
Most people I talk to seem to understand that President Trump doesn’t represent a typical American (if we have to have immigrants, how about Norwegians?); men know he doesn’t represent men accurately (just your typical “locker room talk”), and golfers know he doesn’t represent golf. But if you’re not those things, you might not know.






Todays farming joke

 
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PEPPERMINT
 
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............
But they kind of taste like peppermint.




Todays English language lesson

You think English is easy?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture..
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend



Todays religious joke

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.  After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked,

"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
 
The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
 
The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
 
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
 
Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"


Monday, February 12, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Monday February 12th



1/  Andrew Sullivan explains clearly what is happening on campuses and left wing circles, and what identity politics actually means. A most interesting column.
His second subject is a discourse on Conservatism.....excellent, and it shows how the Republicans have become hopelessly corrupted....
NYU students hold a rally calling for the school to become a “sanctuary campus” in November 2016. 
Over the last year, the most common rebuttal to my intermittent coverage of campus culture has been: Why does it matter? These are students, after all. They’ll grow up once they leave their cloistered, neo-Marxist safe spaces. The real world isn’t like that. You’re exaggerating anyway. And so on. I certainly see the point. In the world beyond campus, few people use the term microaggressions without irony or an eye roll; claims of “white supremacy,” “rape culture,” or “white privilege” can seem like mere rhetorical flourishes; racial and gender segregation hasn’t been perpetuated in the workplace yet; the campus Title IX sex tribunals where, under the Obama administration, the “preponderance of evidence” rather than the absence of a “reasonable doubt” could ruin a young man’s life and future are just a product of a hothouse environment. And I can sometimes get carried away.







2/  Sam Bee with a six minute segment of comedic reporting....first on the appalling Devin Nunes, and then on the FBI and their new campaign to target black extremists.....an excellent piece....

Samantha Bee fears that House Intelligence Committee chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) “isn’t done riling you up” yet.
On Wednesday’s broadcast of “Full Frontal,” Bee noted how Nunes’ anticlimactic memoalleging FBI and Justice Department bias against President Donald Trump could be the first of many dossiers to emerge from the congressman’s office.
“Yes, Nunes may release up to five more memos,” said Bee. She then imagined what each of the future documents may contain.





3/  A long and detailed analysis of whether war with North Korea is likely, and what would happen if there was such a conflict. It's much, much worse than you think.....
A scary article....

Here’s what war with North Korea would look like

A full-blown war with North Korea wouldn’t be as bad as you think. It would be much, much worse.

Late last September, I moderated a discussion about North Korea with retired Navy Adm. James Stavridis, whose 37-year military career included a stint running NATO, and Michèle Flournoy, the No. 3 official at the Pentagon during the Obama administration, who has helped shape US policy toward North Korea since 1993. 
It was a chilling conversation. Stavridis said there was at least a 10 percent chance of a nuclear war between the US and North Korea, and a 20 to 30 percent chance of a conventional conflict that could kill a million people or more.







4/  Seth Meyers with a nine minute riff on the news of the week....he's very amusing indeed....


Meyers began his “A Closer Look” monologue by bashing Trump about the military parade officials reportedly plan to throw per the president’s request. “Trump wants a military parade,” Meyers explained. “So you’re just going full dictator now? Just d*ck wasn’t enough?”
“If it was anything like Trump’s last parade, there’ll be plenty of room,” Meyers added, showing a picture of the empty bleachers during the president’s inauguration.
Noting Trump dodged the military draft, Meyers argued, “f you want to hold a parade for something you, yourself, actively avoided, why not throw an IRS parade or a parade of personal trainers?”

The host later turned to Kelly’s claim that undocumented immigrants who didn’t sign up for the DREAM Act were “lazy.”






5/  Tom Tomorrow on any news cycle for the last year.....all the same, over and over and over....




6/  This is the first time I have seen this subject [not having kids because of climate change] mentioned in any news......I've thought about whether people would stop breeding because they are bringing their kids into a deteriorating world many times, but this is the first story I have seen...

Add this to the list of decisions affected by climate change: Should I have children?
It is not an easy time for people to feel hopeful, with the effects of globalwarming no longer theoretical, projections becoming more dire and governmental action lagging. And while few, if any, studies have examined how large a role climate change plays in people’s childbearing decisions, it loomed large in interviews with more than a dozen people ages 18 to 43.
A 32-year-old who always thought she would have children can no longer justify it to herself. A Mormon has bucked the expectations of her religion by resolving to adopt rather than give birth. An Ohio woman had her first child after an unplanned pregnancy — and then had a second because she did not want her daughter to face an environmental collapse alone.
Among them, there is a sense of being saddled with painful ethical questions that previous generations did not have to confront. 





7/  Stephen Colbert on great form.....four very funny minutes....


Stephen Colbert tried Tuesday to convince President Trump that he should testify before the special counsel, Robert Mueller, something Trump’s lawyers are hoping to prevent. Colbert taunted Trump on “The Late Show,” calling him “chicken” for not agreeing to testify.
“I know Trump watches this show — because it’s on TV. So right now I’ve got a special message for him. Mr. President, ignore your lawyers, sir. You follow your instincts. You sit down with Robert Mueller. Otherwise, everyone’s going to think that you’re scared. But we know you’re not. Oh, oh, your fried chicken has arrived! [grabs paper bucket]But wait, it’s empty. Where is that — oh, I think I know where the chicken is! Buck-aww!” — STEPHEN COLBERT






8/  Fake news is dangerous, and this story from the Scientific American tells us why.....if you are intelligent and can change your mind if presented with facts [liberals], you can still be vulnerable....

Most interesting article...
“Fake news” is Donald Trump’s favorite catchphrase. Since the election, it has appeared in some 180 tweets by the President, decrying everything from accusations of sexual assault against him to the Russian collusion investigation to reports that he watches up to eight hours of television a day. Trump may just use “fake news” as a rhetorical device to discredit stories he doesn’t like, but there is evidence that real fake news is a serious problem. 







9/  A good Bill Maher "New Rules".....his subject is that Trump is illiterate...

Before wrapping up his show Friday night, Bill Maher declared “if you can’t read, you can’t be president.”
“I know Donald Trump is a stable genius, but he handles a teleprompter about as well as The Real Housewives handle wine,” Maher joked. “That’s why it took him an hour-and-a-half to sound out the State of the Union Address. The man is an after school special waiting to happen.”
Maher admitted that Trump can read “a little” just as FDR could dance “a little.” He then borrowed an excerpt from Michael Wolff‘s book Fire and Fury that said that “if it was in print, it might as well not exist.”







10/  The asshole's bad hair day [with video].....for someone as vain as Trump this had to be very painful....yesssssssss.....
President Trump ascending the steps up to Air Force One, February 2, 2018.
Last Friday, at the end of one of those frenetic weeks of news that now happen every week, President Trump boarded Air Force One. The wind whipped across the tarmac with unusual force. Trump, who normally has a MAGA hat for such occasions, was unusually unprepared.






11/  And an incredibly funny Andy Borowitz.....

Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind







12/  Sexist but amusing cartoon, based on a real story [below if you're interested]! 








13/  If you know who Omarosa is, this two minute Stephen Colbert clip will amuse you.....
Stephen Colbert has some tough words for Omarosa Manigault after her first night in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
In a clip that was released Thursday afternoon, Omarosa had a heart-to-heart with fellow roommate Ross Matthews about her tenure at the White House. She told Matthews that she was “haunted” by President Trump‘s tweets every single day.
Well, Colbert didn’t have much pity for her.
“Oh really?!?” Colbert exclaimed. “Oh really, YOU were haunted?!? Out here, it’s been The Trumpityville Horror!






14/  Do you have an "Emotional Support" pet? Then you probably won't like this story.... 
One day, we may all owe a debt of gratitude to Dexter the peacock.
At Newark Airport last weekend, a woman tried to board a United Airlines flight with Dexter. She described him as her emotional-support animal. But given that peacocks are large birds and there is not much evidence of their therapeutic benefits, United said no, Dexter could not board.
A predictable social-media storm ensued, both pro- and anti-peacock. By late last week, United Airlines decided it had enough of making ad hoc decisions about traveling animals and announced a tighter new policy. Dexter, unwittingly, may have struck a blow for sanity.






Todays philosophical jokes....


 I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
 
 I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
 
 When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
 
 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
 
 America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
 
 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
 
 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
 
 My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
 
 I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
 
 Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
 
 You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
 
 If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
 
 I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
 
 My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
 
 My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
 
 Denny’s has a slogan, "If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us." If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
 
 The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
 
 The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
 
 I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
 
 Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
 
 The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.