Friday, February 14, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Friday February 14th





1/  Jonathan Chait on how Trump keeps confessing to his misdeeds by tweet.....
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The smooth and congenial relationship between President Trump and William Barr went through a brief patch of turbulence last night, when Barr complained openly that Trump’s highly public tweets about criminal cases make it “impossible to do my job.” Barr is deeply committed to a Trumpian program of using his powers to protect Trump’s allies and harass Trump’s adversaries, but he also understands that the process requires a sheen of public legitimacy.



2/  The absolute best bit of last weeks SNL was Chloe Fineman on Weekend Update.....she is wonderful!
Four delicious minutes....
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3/  Matt Taibbi on the rolling disaster that is the Democratic party.....Iowa is the tip of the iceberg.....
Depressing but essential reading....
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Monday, February 3rd, just before 9 p.m., the airport Holiday Inn, Des Moines, Iowa. A crowd of supporters and volunteers for Sen. Bernie Sanders is buzzing. After four years of being shat upon by party officials and media allies alike (CNN and MSNBC are seen in Sanders crowds as Goebbels-ian arms of the Democratic National Committee), Vermont’s anti-corporate crusader has defied odds and soared in polls. All that remains is the schadenfreude orgasm of a victory speech.
A young animal-rights lawyer named Colin Grace is explaining how he got turned on to Bernie. “Honestly, it started by looking into some of the causes of 2008,” he laughs. “Well, then I found weed and became a libertarian.”



4/  And for relevance watch the SNL cold open of last week, the Democratic debate. It's [in my opinion] not particularly funny but rather reflects what Taibbi is saying above....nine minutes....
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5/  The funniest bit from the Oscars was Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph presenting the award 
for Production Design.....2 most amusing minutes....
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6/  How did the Republicans become the Trump party? Steve Israel explains.....and it's pathetic....
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During my 16 years in Congress, from 2001 to 2017, I worked closely with Republicans in the House and, occasionally, in the Senate. Still, as I watched my former colleagues defend the president during his impeachment trial, I was struck by the same question that baffles many: Why didn’t more Republican senators convict President Trump, or at least allow additional witnesses in his impeachment trial? My conversations with lawmakers, and my own experiences in Congress, offer up a theory.
Republican members of Congress broadly fall into two types: those who, on principle, 
have always supported the president, and those who, fearing electoral consequences, 
have rationalized their decision to stick with him.



7/  Scary fact - Republicans are winning the digital war, and they are refining the techniques used by dictators around the world. 
And it's just beginning....
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one day last fall, I sat down to create a new Facebook account. I picked a forgettable name, snapped a profile pic with my face obscured, and clicked “Like” on the official pages of Donald Trump and his reelection campaign. Facebook’s algorithm prodded me to follow Ann Coulter, Fox Business, and a variety of fan pages with names like “In Trump We Trust.” I complied. I also gave my cellphone number to the Trump campaign, and joined a handful of private Facebook groups for MAGA diehards, one of which required an application that seemed designed to screen out interlopers.


8/  Sam Bee on Trump's revenge spree.....six very good minutes....
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9/  A long and meticulously researched story on white collar crime and the corruption that permeates our public and corporate life from Huffpost. 
This blatant unfairness is to my mind one of the main factors of how divided we are.....
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OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS, nearly every institution of American life has taken on the unmistakable stench of moral rot. Corporate behemoths like Boeing and Wells Fargo have traded blue-chip credibility for white-collar callousness. Elite universities are selling admission spots to the highest Hollywood bidder. Silicon Valley unicorns have revealed themselves as long cons (Theranos), venture-capital cremation devices (Uber, WeWork) or straightforward comic book supervillains (Facebook). Every week unearths a cabinet-level political scandal that would have defined any other presidency. From the blackouts in California to the bloated bonuses on Wall Street to the entire biography of Jeffrey Epstein, it is impossible to look around the country and not get the feeling that elites are slowly looting it.




10/  Trevor Noah with a very funny commentary on Joe Biden's feud with Mayor Pete.....a great six minutes....
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11/  Interesting story on how difficult it is to get people to eat properly.....read this Google corporate experience....
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Tina Williams eats greens for breakfast every day. She didn’t always. There was a time when the only vegetables she regularly ate were canned corn or potatoes. But Williams works at Google in New York City, where the food is free and her favorite kale-quinoa-avocado salad is available starting at 8 a.m. each workday.
Growing up, Williams would never have believed that she would one day eat salad for breakfast. Her middle-class family lived outside of Boston, and she remembers feeling sorry for the kid she knew whose mom always bought whole-wheat bread. But over nine years at Google, where she eats breakfast and lunch five days a week, she has learned to like bok choy, a vegetable she previously wouldn’t have recognized in the supermarket, and Brussels sprouts, of which she says, “It turns out I really like when they are well-prepared.”



12/  And having read the Google article, ponder these frightening statistics - 50% of Americans will be clinically obese by 2030....
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Climate change is not the only source of dire projections for the coming decade. Perhaps just as terrifying from both a health and an economic perspective is a predicted continued rise in obesity, including severe obesity, among American adults.
A prestigious team of medical scientists has projected that by 2030, nearly one in two adults will be obese, and nearly one in four will be severely obese. The estimates are thought to be particularly reliable, as the team corrected for current underestimates of weight given by individuals in national surveys. In as many as 29 states, the prevalence of obesity will exceed 50 percent, with no state having less than 35 percent of residents who are obese, they predicted.



13/  If you have time, and want to give these fine corporations a freebie watch their commercials 
again in a compilation of the best Super Bowl ads.........
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14/  The 100 best movies on Amazon......trust me, you've missed a few good ones....
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Todays video - the 100 best movie quotes, compiled by the American Film Institute.....you should recognise most of these, and it's great to see there are lots of older movies in this collection, including many from "Casablanca".....



Todays religious joke
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old cowboy.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The old cowboy calmly replied, "been married to your sister for 45 years".
 

Todays infidelity joke
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
She's not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet during
their meetings.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she shoved her lover in the
closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab Your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again..

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday February 6th




1/  Trump's insanity on full display in the White House......
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On Wednesday, 48 U.S. Senators officially affirmed that Donald Trump has abused his power so profoundly that he deserves to be the first president ever removed from office by congressional order. Among those who took this extraordinary stance was one member of the president’s own party. Never before in U.S. history had a senator voted to remove a co-partisan from the White House.


2/  Who's going to save us?
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3/  Frank Rich on the disaster that is the DNC and the Democratic Party in general.....bringing a pen knife to a gunfight....
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the fallout from the Iowa caucus delay, Trump’s post-impeachment presidency, and the rule change that allows Michael Bloomberg into the next Democratic debate.
One of the big hopes of the Iowa caucus was for it to bring clarity to a divided campaign season. Instead, it brought what one former Iowa party chairman has called “a systemwide disaster,” with results still delayed as of this morning. How does this affect the Democratic primary going forward?
The Iowa debacle was not just a gift to Donald Trump but to Vladimir Putin, whose army of Vichy Republicans and social-media bots can now blame Russia’s 2020 election interference on the Democrats as well as Ukraine. And for those who are thinking, oh, this is a one-off disaster that is contained in Iowa that will soon be forgotten, I say, think again. Iowa is but the latest chapter in a rolling Democratic calamity.



4/  Sam Bee with her pithy comments on Trump's acquittal by the Senate.....painfully funny, she finds laughs in this horrible story.....a very good six minutes....
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5/  Andrew Sullivan with the end of optimism about our political divide...it's not looking good for us....
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I do not recommend reading the new books by Ezra Klein and Christopher Caldwell one after the other. Klein’s Why We’re Polarized and Caldwell’s The Age of Entitlement come from very different perspectives, but convey a near-paralyzing and plausible pessimism. Klein’s is a political-science explanation of our intensifying cultural and political tribalism, and its incompatibility with functional liberal democracy (a theme I explored here). Caldwell’s is a deeper, wider cultural and constitutional narrative of the last half-century.



6/  The 2020 version of NFL "Bad Lip Reading" is out, and for me the best part is the players [new] names....a very amusing nine minutes....
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7/  The biggest crime you have never heard of is the European double tax scandal, and the EU authorities are going after banks, lawyers and stock traders with a vengeance. Most interesting....
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They made quite a team.
One was an Oxford-educated wunderkind who handled the complicated math behind the transactions. The other was a beefy, 6-foot-2 New Zealander with an apparent fondness for Hawaiian shirts, who brought in clients and money.
Martin Shields and Paul Mora met in 2004, at the London office of Merrill Lynch. Mr. Shields was always the pupil, a little in awe of the older man’s ability to bluff and charm. Once, after Mr. Mora fended off suspicious auditors at a bank where the two worked, Mr. Shields sent an admiring email.
“Remind me never to play poker with you,” he said, according to an internal report later commissioned by the bank.
Today, the men stand accused of participating in what Le Monde has called “the robbery of the century,” and what one academic declared “the biggest tax theft in the history of Europe.” From 2006 to 2011, these two and hundreds of bankers, lawyers and investors made off with a staggering $60 billion, all of it siphoned from the state coffers of European countries.


8/  Bill Maher with a comedic reporting segment on "What if Trump refuses to leave office?"....one of his 
best "New Rules"...five minutes....
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9/  A sobering story from the Times on our complete loss of privacy and how you are essentially digitally naked to everyone. 
Nothing too bad has happened yet, but it will.....it will....
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The debate on privacy and law at the Federal Trade CommissionClose Xwas unusually heated that day. Tech industry executives “argued that they were capable of regulating themselves and that government intervention would be costly and counterproductive.” Civil libertarians warned that the companies’ data capabilities posed “an unprecedented threat to individual freedom.” One observed, “We have to decide what human beings are in the electronic age. Are we just going to be chattel for commerce?” A commissioner asked, ‘‘Where should we draw the line?” The year was 1997.
The line was never drawn, and the executives got their way. Twenty-three years later the evidence is in. The fruit of that victory was a new economic logic that I call “surveillance capitalism.” 


10/  Definitely one of the wickedest sketches SNL has ever done, and one of the funniest too.....
"Meet Your Second Wife", five minutes....
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11/  A story from Rolling Stone ranking Super Bowl half time shows, from best to worst.....wonder how this year's will score?
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Chances are it’s the biggest worldwide audience of your life, and getting it right means rising to the hugeness of the moment. Getting it wrong can crush a career. Good luck, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira.
And with Super Bowl 53 set for this Sunday, what better time to rank the Big Game’s halftime shows from worst to best. Here’s a subjective, personal, irresponsible and indefensible breakdown of the winners and losers. The Bonos and Beyoncés and Bruces and Britneys. The Janets and Justins. From Prince and Madonna, from Michael to Macca. Plus the year they trapped poor Gloria Estefan in a Minnesota “Winter Magic” pageant with a bunch of figure skaters and inflatable snowmen. Believe it or not, all these Super Bowl halftime shows really happened. Some were transcendent. Some sucked. Pass those bacon fritters and enjoy the show.



12/  On of the things that should bother us all is how we are destroying our ecosystems and natural habitats....the Amazon rainforests, northern Alberta etc......but of them all the one closest to home is the Everglades, and between Big Sugar, farming and development it's barely hanging on. A great story with wonderful photographs from the Times....
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For years, whenever I found myself in Miami with an afternoon to spare, I sneaked off west to where a road abruptly separates the urban grid from the Everglades. Depending on time, I drove as deep into the saw grass void as I could, parked, got out and gazed up at tropical clouds racing unimpeded by tree or building.
Then, usually, I burst into tears.
Sky and grass. Nothing else. It’s a bit embarrassing to admit that anything in Florida — with its postcard palms plastered against postcard sunsets, its coconut tanning oil and Lily Pulitzer pinks and greens, its schmaltz and buffoonery and hanging chads and “Florida Man,” with his love of Styrofoam, weapons and monster trucks — affects me this way. But it does.



13/  A digestible [one month only, rather than a full year!] story about February"s good TV.....one month is doable...
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Every month offers a variety of intriguing new shows and returning favorites. And then there’s this February, which sees everything from the long-awaited return of Bob Odenkirk’s shifty lawyer Saul Goodman to Al Pacino tracking down Nazis in ’70s New York. There’s also a documentary about a long-running fast-food scam, an animated series starring Amy Poehler, and a Netflix series about a psychic teen. Here are your best TV/streaming bets for February.



14/  And February's good movies....
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Forget the horror films of 2019 — was there anything scarier than that first Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, featuring a disturbingly toothy rendition of the video game hero? It created such an outcry that the film was bumped to February 2020; thankfully, you’ve got a lot of other choices re: what to check out this month at the movies, from a supervillainess getting her moment in the spotlight to a few fresh literary adaptations, an ingenious new take on a classic Universal monster-movie staple and an A-list American remake of a Swedish black comedy. Here are the 10 things to see this month at a theater near you.



Todays video - "The Honey Badger", narration by Randall.....time for this classic again, and note it's been viewed 70 million times 
which is pretty high for a "normal" video, i.e. not Beyonce.........


Todays British joke
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighborhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIL in its center.
Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer.
Thanks be to Allah.


Todays funny signs jokes

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."        In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."        On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels        At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

  
      On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
  
      On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."     
  
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."     On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
  
     In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
  
    At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment." 
    
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    
 
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  
   At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be delighted."
  
   In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."

 
     In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."     At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."     And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."      And the best one for last............   Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises


Todays little old lady joke
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.  A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
 
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
 
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They sold her the cat food.  The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
 
 
Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.  A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog.

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She then was able to buy the dog food.  The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
 
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The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.

She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
  
Don't mess with old people.