Monday, August 2, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Monday August 2nd

 



1/. There's a bacon crisis coming......for California, but if it makes pork producers finally treat their animals 
humanely so be it....
What's for breakfast? In California, at year's end, maybe not this.
Photo: Douglas Sacha/Getty Images


Soon Californians may have to come to grips with the consequences of their system of easy-to-generate popular ballot initiatives. By that I am not referring to the slim chance that Golden State Republicans will succeed in removing Governor Gavin Newsom from office via a recall vote on September 14. A more likely effect may arrive at year’s end when full implementation of 2018’s Proposition 12 animal-welfare initiative could spark a breakfast-hour crisis as bacon and other pork products disappear from California grocery stores and eateries.



2/. A last, final plea to vaccine refusers.....get the shot!
So you’ve decided you don’t want the coronavirus vaccine. That would be fine under normal circumstances. Pharmacies offer the flu shot every single year, and it’s always up to individuals.

This time, it’s different.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  https://jessicalexicus.medium.com/a-final-plea-to-vaccine-refusers-28ec4d6db264



3/. Key and Peele with "Substitute Teacher".....a classic, you will play this over and over...3 minutes...



4/. Maureen Dowd's column in the Times.....

It feels like we are living through the first vertiginous 15 minutes of a disaster movie, maybe one called “The Day After Tomorrow Was Yesterday.”

Heat waves are getting hotter. Forests are ablaze. Floods are obliterating. An iceberg nearly half the size of Puerto Rico broke offfrom Antarctica.

Florida’s fleurs du malalgal blooms known as red tide, have become more toxic because of pollution and climate change. They are responsible for killing 600 tons of marine life, leaving beaches strewn with reeking dead fish.




5/. Bill Maher on his favourite topic - being "woke"....
A good but not great "New Rules"....6 minutes....



6/. Who is the biggest spreader of vaccine BS in the country? Of course, it's Dr. Florida man...

The article that appeared online on Feb. 9 began with a seemingly innocuous question about the legal definition of vaccinesThen over its next 3,400 words, it declared coronavirus vaccines were “a medical fraud” and said the injections did not prevent infections, provide immunity or stop transmission of the disease.

Instead, the article claimed, the shots “alter your genetic coding, turning you into a viral protein factory that has no off-switch.”




7/. Tom Tomorrow eviscerates the worst person in America...




8/. This got my attention.....
Polar Portal found that ice melt on Tuesday in Greenland was enough to cover the entire state of Florida under two inches of water. 
It is the largest melting event on the massive island of ice so far this summer.




9/. And if you are worried and wondering why nothing is being done about climate change, this article might explain it. 
It's because the super rich think they will be fine, and don't want their business and profits interrupted....
Interesting story....

This last week, we had a small taste of what is going to happen over the next five or so years. I’m willing to bet that at the end of that time period, many millions of people will be dead, and some of you reading this piece won’t be around anymore either.




10/. The latest[?] from the CDC....




11/. Cities and States are going around and around about what to do about the current outbreak....but as 
this column says forget masks etc....the only answer is vaccinations...
It’s not often that I say this as a conservative, but Mayor Bill de Blasio is absolutely correct to reject calls for a renewed indoor mask mandate and to refuse to consider renewed lockdowns in New York City in light of the emergence of the Delta variant. “A mask doesn’t arrest the progress of the variant,” Mr. de Blasio said, explaining how following the science led him to be reluctant to reinstitute the mandate this week. “Vaccination does.” This holds true not just for New York City: reinstituting mask mandates and lockdowns would be a mistake nationwide as well.



12/. I only rarely read David Brooks' column in the Times, but this was interesting and I'm sure applicable to many of us....

At least 27 percent of Americans are estranged from a member of their own family, and research suggests about 40 percent of Americans have experienced estrangement at some point.

The most common form of estrangement is between adult children and one or both parents — a cut usually initiated by the child. 



13/. If you like medieval dramas like GOT, you might like this movie coming out soon...."Sir Gawain and the Green Knight...





Today's video - "I Should Have Killed You When I Had the Chance".....a supercut.....


Today's medical joke

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical and the nurse started with the basics.
 
He asked me how much I weighed. "185 pounds," I answered. 
She asked me to step on the scales. It turns out I weigh 215 pounds.
 
She asked me, "How tall are you?" I told her, " I'm 6 feet even."
She then measured me. I topped out at 5 feet 9 inches.
 
She then measured my blood pressure. "It's very high," she said.
 
"Of course it is," I yelled. "When I came in here I was tall and thin. Now, I'm short
and fat."
 
She put me on Prozac.
 
What a bitch!



Another medical joke
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
 
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies.


Today's "Old" jokes
             #1               
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"    
And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"!
 
#2
        Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 
"How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied: "Two years older than me"   
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
   
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
 
#3
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?" the reporter asked.  
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
 
#4
I've sure gotten old!  I have outlived my feet and my teeth
   
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
  
#5
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.
 
#6
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. 
"Why Wal-Mart?"  
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week"
  
#7
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
  
#8
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
 
#9
It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker.
 
#10
These days about half the stuff
in my shopping cart says,
'For fast relief.'
 
#11
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
  
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
the eyesight to tell the difference.
 
 Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.
 
Oh heck, send it to all your friends, if you can remember who they are.
 

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday July 27th

 

1/. David Wallace-Wells with informed speculation on Covid, the Delta variant and where this outbreak is going........
Nurses check on a patient in the COVID ICU at St. Joseph Hospital in Orange, California, on Wednesday. 
Photo: Paul Bersebach/MediaNews Group via Getty Images
At present, there are two big anchors to conventional-wisdom thinking on the
Delta variant: that those already vaccinated remain exceedingly well protected 
against the new, more transmissible strain, and that those who aren’t remain 
exceedingly vulnerable.




2/. You won't know this from the media, especially TV, but China's major cities including 
Shanghai will get up to 32 inches 
of rain from a typhoon this week....disaster coming....


Days after record-smashing rainfall brought suffering, misery, and death to Henan Province and the 

city of Zhengzhou in central China, the region is now on alert once again from catastrophic rainfall. 

Typhoon In-Fa has made landfall and has killed 56 so far.

Two hundred million people on China’s coast, including the heavily populated Shanghai, Hangzhou, 
and Wenzhou, will face landslides, up to a mind-blowing 32 inches of rainfall, infrastructure failure,
 and suffering on a massive scale. You likely won’t hear about it from the media, you know it’s only 
the Chinese, and some of us have been programmed to hate them, but you can read about this looming 
typhoon here until the media comes around to report about it finally.




3/. Probably the finest rendition of "Stairway To Heaven" ever done....."Heart" with a full 
orchestra, in front of the surviving Led Zeppelin band and then President 
Obama with Jason Bonham [John Bonham's son] on drums.....a wow....



4/. Andrew Sullivan on the ethnic cleansing of the Uyghurs in China....and why we can't do anything about it....
There’s a story in a recent Atlantic memoir by a Uyghur refugee that lingers in the mind.
 The Chinese authorities in Xinjiang Province now regard the possession of any 
religious literature, including the Koran, as prima facie evidence of terroristic activities. 
Terrified Uyghurs in Urumqi, the regional capital, have learned these past few years to 
quickly dispose of any such items — some throwing out books into the streets overnight
 so they could not be traced to their households.




5/. This is a frightening article from HuffPo.....about anti-vaxxers and QAnon believers. 
Although nobody knows for sure, there may be up to 15% of the country that have been 
sucked into the black hole of QAnon conspiracy theories. I believe it, because I recently 
learned some acquaintances I have known for years are indoctrinated, and there are a few 
others in our small town that are blatant about it....
For Lucy, a 59-year-old metastatic breast cancer patient from Washington state, getting vaccinated against COVID-19 was a matter of life and death. After undergoing aggressive chemotherapy for months, the coronavirus almost certainly would have killed her. Yet as relief washed over her upon receiving her final Pfizer dose in March, she knew she’d have to keep it to herself. Her husband had begged her not to get the shot.



6/. And on the same lines, this is the political cost of the alternate reality that is "right wing 
world"....love the title....

The idea that the right can be motivated by driving a wedge between them and scientific or medical 
experts isn’t new. See George Wallace sneering about “pointy-head college professors” or Richard 
Nixon calling Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau “a pompous egghead” or Spiro Agnew making 
more than one reference to “an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as 
ntellectuals.” There is an unbroken bridge from the John Birch Society shouting about fluoride in the 
water as a Communist plot to QAnon supporters looking for the tunnels connecting pizza parlors and 




7/. At this point you need some comedy, so watch "Meet Your Second Wife" again, one of 
SNL's funniest skits, with 
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.....five great minutes....



8/. The next two stories need to be read in sequence.....
The Guardian article is fact - starting this week, July 26th another "heat dome" will bring 
punishing heat to most of the country....
The next one [Umair] is speculation based on the events that have been alarming us about 
the climate for a long time, which now seem to be coming to fruition....
Get depressed folks....

The most extensive heatwave of a scorching summer is set to descend upon much of America in the coming week, further roasting areas already gripped by severe drought, plunging reservoirs and wildfires.



9/. Umair with [believe it or not] a fairly restrained column....same theme...

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the world is on fire. That’s a symptom 

of a grim trend. We’re losing the battle for the future. Is there going to be

 much of a future? What will it look like? Let me give you a few visceral 

examples of how we’re losing the battle for the future, and then we’ll 

discuss those questions a little bit                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        https://eand.co/were-losing-the-battle-for-the-future-241b0b8c47a6




10/. There are a number of possible prizes for this video, "Around The World" from 
Daft Punk... 
Strangest video? Most boring song? Weirdest costumes? 
However.......you won't be able to forget it....




11/. Michael Wolff has just written a best selling book about Trump, but this is a column
 from the Times where he says 
he absolutely knows Trump will run in 2024....

To write three books in four years about Donald Trump has been an 
immersion into his obsessions and fixations. This is why I know the
 obvious: Donald Trump will run for president again.




12/. CNN's Elle Reeve went to Arkansas to interview a nurse who is vilified by her
 community for trying to get people vaccinated, and also 
talks to some hard core anti vaxxers....
Watching this reminds me of the old phrase "you can't fix stupid"....



13/. A pretty good summary of where we are with climate warming, and the only way to 
defeat the forces pushing back.....people action. 
The author [Peter Mazza] is right, but we live in a country where 50% are Trumpies who 
by the way have all the guns, so good thought, but it ain't gonna happen....

When you’ve spent nearly 25 years largely focused on efforts to prevent climate 
catastrophe, and a heat dome parks itself over your head generating the 
greatest heat wave in recorded history, it kicks you in the gut. The natural response 
is grief. I’m feeling it, as are many of us. 



14/. Don't be paranoid about your food expiration dates.....as this good article from 
Vox says trust your nose and 
eyes to judge whether or not to toss food....

Maybe you know the routine. Every so often, I go through my refrigerator, check 

labels on the items, and throw out anything that’s a month, or a week, or maybe a 

few days past the date on the label. I might stop to sniff, but for my whole adult life, 

I’ve figured that the problem was obvious — my jam or almond milk or package of 

shredded Italian cheese blend had “expired” — and the fix was simple: Into the 

garbage it goes.




Groaner time.....best if you sing the second line....



Today's video - magician Shin Lim with a tribute to the Paris bomb attacks, with playing cards - he is rated the #1 sleight of hand 
magician in the world.....a truly amazing four minutes....




Today's Irish joke.....
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. 

Mick says, "How you doin?" 

"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing." 

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed. 

He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with the both of you." 

They say, "Get away with ya.... Dad would never say that...Prove it." 

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?" 

Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of just fu*kin one?"


Today's blonde jokes

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"


There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. 

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. 

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." 

One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" 

"N," she answered.


A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. 

He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. 

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..." 


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. 

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. 

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" 

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" 

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. 

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" 

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." 

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 

"You're finished already?" he asked. 

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. 

"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. 

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

 

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" 

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" 

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."



Today's Scottish joke

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. 

For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." 

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly 

on the cheek. 

Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. 

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny

for your thoughts, Angus?" 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle." 

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a 

few seconds. 

Then he blushed, and the two turned once again to gaze 

out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another 

penny for your thoughts, Angus." 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." 

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch 

before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." 

The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." 

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. 

"Aye," said the lad, nodding. 

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit

her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. 

Then he said, "Dae ye no' think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"