Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday February 3rd


1/  Frank Rich on the politics of the week meaning, of course, the Iowa results......as always, insightful......

GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump Holds Iowa Caucus Night Gathering
Is that a hissing sound? Photo: Scott Olson/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: dissecting the results of the GOP and Democratic caucuses in Iowa.
Both Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio can leave Iowa declaring a victory, which isn't the case for Donald Trump, despite his consistent lead in the Iowa polls leading up to Monday's caucus. What are the expectations for these three going into New Hampshire?  
Before I get to your questions, here’s the one thing that is indisputable coming out of Iowa: Once again we’ve learned that almost all predictions of the 2016 race, whether by pollsters or pundits, are worthless. As of last weekend, Nate Silver gave Bernie Sanders only a 20 percent chance of taking Iowa. Trump was thought a likely Iowa winner by most everyone, including me. I will not make the mistake of predicting what will happen in New Hampshire, though it’s safe to say that as goes Iowa, New Hampshire does not. 














2/  Stephen Colbert is getting into his stride - this seven minute segment on the Iowa caucuses is wonderful.......
Stephen Colbert takes on #CoinGate: "The Democrats picked the winner last night the same way roommates decide who has to drive to Taco Bell"
The results finally came in for the Iowa caucuses and it was time for the comedy shows to celebrate. Stephen Colbert, like many of us, was amazed so many candidates are still running as he began his debrief on Tuesday’s “Late Show.”
“The first in the nation, for some reason, contest where the stakes were huge for all the candidates—really, this many candidates? Still? There’s no winnowing process at this point? Did someone get them wet or feed them after midnight?”
The only thing that has changed in this race is that “none of these people will set foot in Iowa again for any reason,” Colbert joked.














3/  Quite fascinating article on how the elites in both political parties have lost the white middle class, which explains the appeal of both Trump and Sanders, for vastly different reasons but generated by the same anger......

If you want to "Make America Great Again,", or if you're "Feeling The Bern" read this....excellent......

LONG after the dust settles in Iowa — and New Hampshire, and even the 2016 campaign itself — one question will remain: Why, after decades of supporting the liberal and conservative establishments, did the white middle-class abandon them? Wherever Donald J. Trump and Bernie Sanders end up, their candidacies represent a major shift in American politics. Since World War II our political culture has been organized around the needs, fears and aspirations of white middle-class voters in ways that also satisfied the interests of the rich and powerful. That’s no longer true.
As we know, the rich are now quite a bit richer. In itself, this need not disrupt the old political consensus. More decisive is the fact that the white middle class is in decline, both economically and culturally.











4/  James Corden is a late late night host, and in this three minute clip dissects the appeal of Ted Cruz.....quite funny.....

"31 minutes were just people shouting 'Really? Him?'": James Corden mocks Ted Cruz's epic 32-minute speech and the joys of #StickerBoy
If you were watching the Iowa caucus speeches, your cable news station of choice likely cut out on Ted Cruz’s speech. That’s because it was an epically long 32-minute marathon . If you couldn’t take it, you’re not alone, but James Corden told his “Late Late Show” audience on Tuesday “31 of those minutes were people shouting ‘Really? Him? We were kidding! I meant it as a joke!'”
But what about Trump? “He really has egg on his face,” Corden said. “Which pairs nicely with the hashbrowns on top of his head.”










5/  The Iowa results are in, and the spin machine went into high gear.......a very good article by Jeb Lund in Rolling Stone on the next eight months of political bullshit, and how to try to separate spin from the truth!

Iowa Caucus; County Caucus; Jeb LundBernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton all but tied in the Iowa Caucuses Monday night.

Here's where the spin begins.
Ordinarily you would think math would settle the issue of who won or did not win an election, but that's not the country we live in. The spin started months ago, and will continue forever. Barack Obama didn't win 2012: That RINO Romney surrendered it to him. And he didn't win 2008: The media didn't vet him, and George W. Bush's big-government conservatism handed half the country over while the New Black Panther Party and ACORN stole the rest.
Even now some buzz-cut Nixon die-hard gasping his last breath in a hospice named Shady Palms Death Quonset is probably still raging against the Daley machine for delivering 1960 to Kennedy. Or against that ghostwritten Profiles in Courage. Or Kennedy's father's money. Or the media, who televised that famous debate.
So naturally for the rest of the week we will learn that nobody who lost actually lost, and that all the winners are frauds. Campaign strategists have to justify where all that money went, and those in the media who prognosticate into lifelong panel-show sinecures have to course-correct reality when it gets in the way of a good story. And as for the candidates — if we absolutely must drag them into this — they have to persuade voters and donors that they haven't wasted their time, energy and money.












6/  Watching this gave me a queasy feeling in my stomach.......a three minute clip of Texas University students being quizzed on current affairs.....it's funny, but it's serious too....

The old joke used to be: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Now it's not so funny anymore.
Recently PoliTech, a group of politically engaged students on the campus of Texas Tech University, posted a video titled "Politically Challenged — Texas Tech Edition" in which they quiz contemporary students about history and politics.
On-screen reporter Courtney Plunk tosses the simplest of questions at random passersby "to see just how much our fellow students know about their country."
Question: Who won the Civil War? Answers: "The South?" and "The Confederates?"










7/  And this made me queasy, for a different reason - the Syrian city of Homs was Syria's third largest city, home to about 1 million people - look at it now from a Russian drone camera......90 seconds.....

What have we done, or allowed to be done?

A striking video shot by a drone over the Syrian city of Homs shows the horrifying wreckage left after years of civil war.
Homs, once a city of more than 1 million, is shown mortared and shelled into oblivion, with few signs of life in the areas that were filmed. The footage was taken by a group called Russia Works, whose founder, Alexandr Pushinhas ties to the Kremlin and Russian state television.
Homs once was Syria's third-largest city. It has hosted clashes between forces loyal to President Bashar Assad and rebel groups since 2011. The last rebel pocket left the city late last year under a cease-fire agreement the United Nations said had "great value" toward a possible truce.
Destruction shown in the video is mind-boggling. As Mashable notes, aside from a white car and a glimpse of several kids, the video suggests there are few humans left in the city. Thousands have been killed since fighting began and many others have fled. ISIS has been expanding toward the city over the past months.













8/  Not sure if I've put this video in DDD already, but if so no apologies........it's an amazing, powerful and completely different version of the Simon and Garfunkel classic "Sounds of Silence"......

Sung by "Disturbed", a metal band - the lead singer's voice is powerful. You also find yourself listening to the lyrics......












9/  Floriduh story 1 - up to 300,000 Floridians are on the way to losing their food stamps.....the most vulnerable -  the sick, retirees and children will be affected. Republicans are cruel, and this is entirely down to the Legislature and our piece of dog shit Governor. And they call themselves Christians......

This is a national story, but drastically affects Florida.....

JEFFERSON CITY, MO. | More than 1 million low-income residents in 21 states could soon lose their government food stamps if they fail to meet work requirements that began kicking in this month.
The rule change in the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program was triggered by the improving economy — specifically, falling unemployment. But it is raising concerns among the poor, social service providers and food pantry workers, who fear an influx of hungry people.
Recent experience in other states indicates that most of those affected will probably not meet the work requirements and will be cut off from food stamps.
For many people, “it means less food, less adequate nutrition. And over the span of time, that can certainly have an impact on health — and the health care system,” said Dave Krepcho, president and chief executive of the Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida.
Advocates say some adults trying to find work face a host of obstacles, including criminal records, disabilities or lack of a driver’s license.












10/  Floriduh story 2 - the Republican House just voted to approve fracking in Florida....the whole state is going to face a water crisis, and the scum in the legislature including our own Jennifer Sullivan voted for it......

Good story from Scott Maxwell.....

If you only read the headlines, Florida looks like it has suddenly gone green.
"New Optimism on Everglades."
"Water bill among session priorities."
"Scott's environmental budget."
Heck, you'd think Gov. Rick Scott had swapped his cowboy boots for Birkenstocks and was suddenly taking part in drum circles beneath the Harvest Moon.
But look closer. It's a con.
Really, this is just the continuation of a systemic effort to bleed taxpayers dry and leave our natural resources unprotected.
These bills aren't about safeguarding water and land. They're about spending your money and awarding multimillion-dollar cleanup contracts to companies eager to suck at the public teat.
Much like the $8 billion cleanup of the Everglades.











11/  Good TV is hard to spot with all of the competing shows, so here's some help from Vox.......

Winter has increasingly become the best time of year for new TV shows. Freed from having to face off against the onslaught of fall broadcast network premieres, cable networks debut their new offerings, while the broadcast shows often grow more experimental. The crop for 2016 isn't as immediately promising as 2015's was, but there are still a bunch of solid shows slated for the months to come — and at least a couple of them should flirt with positions on most TV critics' year-end lists.
In compiling the following recommendations, we only included shows that already have a premiere date. Otherwise, we would also have included shows like AMC's Preacher and FX's Atlanta, both arriving sometime this year and both quite good. We've also only selected shows we've seen at least one episode of, with one exception (which is noted)










Todays video - News blooper collection......












Todays oldies jokes


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Todays bear commercial 











Todays lost wife joke

Husband : - I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : - What is her height ?

Husband: - I really never noticed. 

Sergeant : - Build? 

Husband: - Not slim, not really fat. 

Sergeant : - Color of eyes? 

Husband : - Never noticed. 

Sergeant : - Color of hair?

Husband : - Changes according to season. 

Sergeant : - What was she wearing? 

Husband: Dress/suit/ I don’t remember exactly. 

Sergeant : Did she go in a car? 

Husband : - yes. 

Sergeant : - What kind of car was it? 

Husband : - Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying... 

Sergeant: - Don't worry sir.......We will find your car.
 

Friday, January 29, 2016

Davids Daily Dose - Friday January 29th





1/  Paul Krugman on Flint, Michigan and the Republican ideology that allowed this to happen. It's just as bad although less obvious in every Red state.....the recent water bill allows more pollution of the everglades, and the Republicans just passed a bill allowing fracking in a state with water problems already.....

In the 1850s, London, the world’s largest city, still didn’t have a sewer system. Waste simply flowed into the Thames, which was as disgusting as you might imagine. But conservatives, including the magazine The Economist and the prime minister, opposed any effort to remedy the situation. After all, such an effort would involve increased government spending and, they insisted, infringe on personal liberty and local control.
It took the Great Stink of 1858, when the stench made the Houses of Parliament unusable, to produce action.
But that’s all ancient history. Modern politicians, no matter how conservative, understand that public health is an essential government role. Right? No, wrong — as illustrated by the disaster in Flint, Mich.














2/  The wonderful Tina Fey does a wicked Sarah Palin again on SNL. and Daniel Hammond nails Trump.....a funny four minutes....

Screen Shot 2016-01-23 at 11.38.28 PMThis week’s Saturday Night Live packed a huge punch right from the start, and not just because Rhonda Rousey is hosting this week. Shining comedy star and SNL alum Tina Fey returned to send up former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin‘s endorsement of Donald Trump earlier this week.




















3/  Are you aware, dear reader, that 17% of the overall US budget is spent on the military, and 57% of the discretionary spending? This is as much as the next 10 countries combined, but part of the reason we are hemorrhaging money on the military is projects like this monster, the F-35 fighter jet.

A very good article in the Times, which includes an 8 minute video on Stealth technology....

By the time the F-35 program is fully up and running — with an American fleet of more than 2,400 planes planned by the late 2030s — projected total costs will exceed $1 trillion. One billion dollars will be needed just to pay for the highly advanced pilot helmets, running to $400,000 apiece. And though champions of the supersonic F-35 hail it as the ultimate sky fighter for the 21st century, skeptics ask if it is worth all the money and effort, or even if it will prove as effective in its mission as David’s little stone was in its day.
To put it mildly, the Joint Strike Fighter is a complex piece of machinery. History suggests that the more intricate a device is, the more ways there are for things to go wrong. Lt. Gen. Christopher C. Bogdan, the Air Force officer in charge of F-35 development, stands firmly by the program, but he acknowledged to Retro Report that the plane’s initial design may have been overambitious and thus trouble prone.
Red flags went up even before the Pentagon awarded the contract to Lockheed Martin in October 2001. The Government Accountability Office, Congress’s research arm then known as the General Accounting Office, cautioned that assorted technological problems raised the specter of cost overruns, performance failures and production delays. All those fears were borne out. The project is seven years behind schedule, costs have soared, and eyebrows arched higher after a prototype was outmaneuvered by an older F-16 in a mock dogfight early last year.











4/  I don't often put pictures of wildlife in DDD, but this image of a nesting falcon in a tree is remarkable.....












5/  Bernie Sanders is great with the media, doesn't take any bullshit and stays on message no matter what. Watch this delicious six minute interview with ABC's Martha Raddatz, and cheer when appropriate!

During an on interview on This Week, Bernie Sanders had to deal with some seriously weak interview questions. The interviewer, Martha Raddatz brought up an allegation that Sanders’ surging campaign has been “unsettling the markets.” That accusation is as ridiculous as it sounds.
Here is how the interview went.
Martha Raddatz:
“Senator Sanders, you said something to your supporters yesterday that caught my ear, you quoted with pride a Wall Street Journal article calling you a viable candidate, saying it appears that we are making Wall Street a little bit nervous and that’s a good thing. The article was quoting Blackstone CEO Steve Schwarzman who said the markets are unsettled because of you, a slowdown in China and geopolitical risks. You’re laughing, but I want to know why is it a good thing that the markets are in turmoil? People have their pension funds in the market? Lots of middle class people have their 401(k)s invested in stocks. It’s not just Wall Street. Everybody is affected by this.”










6/  An SNL skit that hits home......how the white guys get nominated for the Oscars.....and when you watch note the black actor's face who should have got the nom.....four edgy minutes.....

Saturday Night Live just slammed the Oscars, parodying this year's all-white slate of acting nominees with a sketch in which the fictional "Screen Guild Awards" honor white men for meaningless achievements on screen.
White dudes in increasingly marginal roles score all the nominations — from a librarian named Dave who cuts off Thurgood Marshall in the middle of a speech about racism, to a character titled "white man with camera" who walks into the middle of a movie about African warlords.
All the while, their black colleagues shoot them dagger-like glares.










7/  If you had any curiosity about what and who is behind the disgusting Ted Cruz's rise in the polls it is, of course, billionaires. Great story identifying his backers....the four billionaires who own him.....

DARREN MCCOLLESTER VIA GETTY IMAGES
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
WASHINGTON (AP) — Four of America's wealthiest businessmen laid the foundation for Ted Cruz's now-surging Republican presidential campaign and have redefined the role of political donors.
With just over a week until voters get their first say, the 45-year-old Texas senator known as a conservative warrior has been ascendant. The $36 million committed last year by these donor families is now going toward television, radio and online advertisements, along with direct mailings and get-out-the-vote efforts in early primary states.
The donors' super political action committees sponsored two weekend rallies in Iowa featuring Cruz and conservative personality Glenn Beck. The state holds the leadoff caucuses on Feb. 1.
The long-believing benefactors are New York hedge fund billionaire Robert Mercer, Texas natural gas billionaires Farris and Dan Wilks, and private-equity partner Toby Neugebauer. They honed their plan to help Cruz before he began his steady rise in polls — even before he announced his presidential bid in March.












8/  This is clever. Climb Mount Everest in 3D HD, going up the path most climbers take. When you get to the top you can do a 360 of the breathtaking view......
Very cool indeed......and you can appreciate the sheer insanity of daring to climb this colossus....











9/  The excellent James Kwak in the Baseline Scenario with intelligent discussion on where the Democrats are today, and what this election could mean for the future of the Party.
Whether you like what he says or not, every Democrat should read this - it's time to make a stand.....

The Future of the Democratic Party

What liberals can learn from conservatives
The future of the Democratic Party is the theme of the lead article in yesterday’s New York Times. The story more or less writes itself: you have Hillary Clinton, the face of the moderate Democratic establishment (and the spouse of the man who created it), versus Bernie Sanders, a socialist, in a battle most people thought she would have wrapped up months ago.
A lot of liberals like me spend our time wondering what the conservatives have done right—and why we can’t do it ourselves. The financial crisis and Great Recession should have debunked the ideology of deregulation, reinforced growing feelings of economic insecurity, and made people recognize the importance of the social safety net. Instead, we got the Tea Party and the most conservative Congress in living memory.
Seen in the broader sweep of history, conservatives have been relentlessly pushing the nation’s political agenda to the right on most issues (gay rights being almost the only exception), even as public opinion on most social and economic issues remains largely unchanged. Marco Rubio—just four years ago a darling of the Tea Party—is now the last hope of the Republican “moderate” establishment: what other proof is needed of the success of conservative ideology? Sure, extremism makes it hard for Republicans to win presidential elections. But although Democrats have won four and a half out of the past six contests, the result has been lower taxes on the wealthy, smaller government, no progress on climate change or gun control, and a solidly conservative federal judiciary.
So why can’t we do the same?











10/  Bernie's ad in Iowa....truly a wow, made your jaded scribe's heart flutter a little.....one wonderful minute.....












11/  Twenty photos of scenes mashed together......surreal and provocative!

Art-director Stephen McMennamy was inspired by Instagram to make a series of bizarre mashups. They look photoshopped, but they are only two pictures pasted together seamlessly. The creator says that often it was only a matter of adjusting the size of the images. In any case, these “combophotos” as he calls them will mess with your head and maybe give you something to think about. Maybe it will inspire you to create some art of your own.

FRENCH FRY CIGARETTES?

What is worse for your health, eating french fries or smoking? Which would be harder to give up?










12/  Another excellent article on the election race from Robert Reich - he analyses the races in the term of the deep anger many Americans feel about a corrupt system,.....read the excerpt below....

If you’re one of the tens of millions of Americans who are working harder than ever but getting nowhere, and who understand that the political-economic system is rigged against you and in favor of the rich and powerful, what are you going to do? 
Either you’re going to be attracted to an authoritarian son-of-a-bitch who promises to make America great again by keeping out people different from you and creating “great” jobs in America, who sounds like he won’t let anything or anybody stand in his way, and who’s so rich he can’t be bought off.
Or you’ll go for a political activist who tells it like it is, who has lived by his convictions for fifty years, who won’t take a dime of money from big corporations or Wall Street or the very rich, and who is leading a grass-roots “political revolution” to regain control over our democracy and economy.












13/  Florida, the state that's first in line for the effects of climate change has two senior climate deniers representing it.....our abysmal corrupt Governor, and one of our two US Senators Marco Rubio.......Marco is actually aggressive in his denial.....Scott pretends it isn't real.....

Very good story from Newsweek......

About 2.4 million people in the Miami area live less than 4 feet above the high-tide line, and the ocean is expected to rise between 6.6 and 30 feet by 2100. Eighty-four years is a long time, but water doesn’t rise like that all at once. It is already happening. Inch by inch, the slow inundation of Miami has begun, affecting infrastructure and life in one of the world’s sexiest cities.
Some Florida neighborhoods regularly get flooded streets during rainstorms; some even have large fish thriving in ponds that were once lawns. JOE RAEDLE/GETTY
South Florida business leaders and even many local Republican politicians are no longer in climate change denial. Now, deep in the fine print of resolutions and memoranda being passed around among the various task forces in the area, one sees the mantra “Elevate. Isolate. Relocate.” Abandonment of some parts of the community to water is now accepted as unavoidable. Even the most conservative estimates assume that a percentage of the next generation of Floridians will become internally displaced Americans, climate change refugees.
While panicking Miami policymakers are contemplating dire climate-related matters like the possibility of relocating people and infrastructure, Florida’s two presidential candidates are silent. Senator Marco Rubio and former Governor Jeb Bush have ignored the problem. Bush has no constituents to answer to anymore, but Rubio does. On the campaign trail, he brushes off questions about climate change by saying, “I’m not a scientist.” His silence is a stark contrast to the deeds of Florida’s senior senator, Bill Nelson, a Democrat and former astronaut. Last year, Nelson held a rare Senate field hearing in Miami Beach on sea level rise, and he frequently speaks about the issue on the Senate floor.









































Todays video - the wonderful Mrs Brown with "The Misunderstanding"......two funny minutes....










Todays golf joke


David Feherty does a standup show that is quite spectacular.  It's all about his life in golf, the drinking and lots of stories about life on the tour. Here's one of his stories:

It was back in the 70s and a soon-to-be prominent golfer (Ray Floyd) was playing at Augusta for his first Masters. Back then the players could not bring their own caddies but had to use one of the locals. 

Floyd told the caddy master he wanted a big fellow who could handle his bag, but who also would keep  quiet, no advice needed.  

The caddy who was assigned Floyd said, "Hello Mr. ...........". 
Floyd said "Hello." And followed that with, "That's the last I want to hear from you."
 
Everything went well until the 10th hole when Floyd pushed his drive into the right trees on the par 4. After surveying the scene he said out loud, "I'm going to hit a low fade out through that opening to carry and land mid green and then roll over the crest down near the hole."              
Surprisingly he pulled it off exactly and turned to his caddy and said, "How's that?"              
The caddy spoke for the first time and said, "That wasn't your ball."         







Todays marrieds' joke

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. 
The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." 
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" 

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." 
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking." 



Todays newspaper jokes