Monday, April 6, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Monday April 6th




1/  Frank Rich is pissed....and so should you be....
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, evidence that Trump is playing favorites with medical aid and whether news networks should air his coronavirus briefings live.
Amid reports that the federal stockpile of medical supplies is “nearly exhausted” and production of new equipment is unlikely to come soon enough, it now appears that the Trump administration may be playing favorites, distributing supplies to political allies and states important for the president’s reelection campaign. How bad will the fallout be?



2/  Tom Tomorrow, nails it as usual....
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3/  Irish wedding....very funny, 2 minutes....




4/  My ideal story for DDD is an intelligent writer analyzing a problem and telling what they see as the truth about it, not trying to fit the facts into a preconceived agenda. Here is a textbook example of such a story - David Wallace-Wells gives us his thoughts on how this crisis will end....or not. If you think [or are hoping] this will be over by the end of May, think again.
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For a month, American journalists and public-health experts have praisedthe coronavirus response of South Korea and Singapore above all others. On Tuesday, Singapore will close its schools and most businesses to guard against an out-of-control outbreak; South Korea just extended its social-distancing policy. In the early months of this pandemic, the most developed parts of Asia have visibly outperformed the rest of the world — a differential that has produced a string of viral charts showing the benefits of mask-wearing and universal testing




5/  Andrew Sullivan with some thoughts on how to live with this crisis...
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“There is no wealth but life,” the great critic John Ruskin once wrote. You can hear that faith in the words of Andrew Cuomo, whose Catholic upbringing still clearly reverberates in his soul. “If it’s the public health versus the economy, the only choice is public health,” Cuomo tweeted. “You cannot put a value on human life. You do the right thing. That’s what Pop taught us.” That’s why American soldiers never leave a fellow behind, why American doctors never abandon a patient, and why American rescuers and first responders go beyond the feasible and reach for the impossible.
Epidemics make this choice explicit.




6/  The excellent environmental journalist Jeff Goodell on the next coming disaster - our oceans. It's not just that the water is rising....it's much worse.
A long article, but well worth your time....
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The blob went unnoticed at first. In the summer of 2013, a high-pressure ridge settled over a Texas-size area in the northern Pacific, pushing the sky down over the ocean like an invisible lid. The winds died down, and the water became weirdly calm. Without waves and wind to break up the surface and dissipate heat, warmth from the sun accumulated in the water, eventually raising the temperature by 5 degrees Fahrenheit — a huge spike for the ocean.




7/  Getting a little stir crazy? This website has live cams from around the world of wild animals, from eagles to a water hole in Africa....
No excuse for being bored!



8/  The most disgusting person in the whole mess this gub'ment has made of this crisis is undoubtedly 
Jared Kushner....greedy, corrupt and arrogant little prick...
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Reporting on the White House’s herky-jerky coronavirus response, Vanity Fair’s Gabriel Sherman has a quotation from Jared Kushner that should make all Americans, and particularly all New Yorkers, dizzy with terror.
According to Sherman, when New York’s governor, Andrew Cuomo, said that the state would need 30,000 ventilators at the apex of the coronavirus outbreak, Kushner decided that Cuomo was being alarmist. “I have all this data about I.C.U. capacity,” Kushner reportedly said. “I’m doing my own projections, and I’ve gotten a lot smarter about this. New York doesn’t need all the ventilators.” 




9/  Stephen Colbert interviews John Oliver.....starts awkwardly, but good in the end.....about 10 minutes...



10/  Matt Taibbi on how Trump and his minions are going to screw up the financial bailout....for $2 trillion! 
He has put one of his personal lawyers in charge of the $500 billion to corporations....
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“I’ve never signed anything with a ‘T’ before,” Donald Trump quipped at the signing of the $2 trillion CARES Act. He reportedly wants his signature on coronavirus relief checks, as if they were Trump Plaza casino chips. This might be a fitting metaphor for America’s post-virus economic future.
The new bailout bill, which combined with a series of Federal Reserve interventions is more like a $6 trillion rescue, is a massive double-down on the 2008 rescue efforts. This bailout of the last bailout sets the stage for permanent state sponsorship of America’s overheated financial markets.



11/  A guy sings "Don't Be Cruel" to a pair of cockatoos....an amusing two minutes....



12/  The blatant corruption and stupidity of this Administration and the Republicans in Congress is numbing.....everything they do is wrong.
 Read how they have stymied the solar industry to please the fossil fuel boys...
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Solar power’s great leap forward over the past decade has been stunning. Solar energy can now supply nearly 14 million homes in the U.S., up from fewer than 800,000 in 2010, and the price for solar generation has plunged by 90 percent. Over the same time, our solar workforce — primarily installers — has more than doubled, to nearly 250,000. Southern states like Florida, South Carolina, and Texas are starting to realize their solar potential, ranking behind only California in new installed capacity last year, when solar accounted for nearly 40 percent of new electrical production nationwide. “Today, solar is cheaper than pretty much any other power technology you can install,” says Jigar Shah, the founder of Sun-Edison, who now helms the green-investment firm Generate Capital.



13/  Seen in The Villages!
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14/  A combination of evil Republicans and Floriduh.....how Rick Scott made sure the unemployment benefits system would be as difficult to use as possible, so with this emergency with millions of low wage peele entitled to benefits it's a complete cluster.
Good story because I haven't found this summary of the facts anywhere else as clearly as here.....
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When Republican Rick Scott became its governor in 2011, Florida already had one of the stingiest unemployment-insurance systems in the country. As the Great Recession rained pink slips down on the Sunshine State, its laid-off workers received no more than $275 a week in unemployment benefits — a cap that had been set a dozen years earlier and never adjusted for inflation.
But Florida’s system wasn’t just tightfisted; it was also underfunded. 



Todays fishing joke 
After an hour in the boat with four guys out fishing, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to .
promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'  
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. 

When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal? 
Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:  'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said: 'Wear sun-block.' 
 

Todays Trump joke...
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him:  "You can have him shipped home for $500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $500.” 

The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $500?” 

The American diplomats reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk.” 

Todays collection of awful puns
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and orders a martini.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday April 2nd





1/  This is a very disturbing story - Republicans are endangering your health by believing their right wing media...
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The US is a land divided. Americans have sorted themselves into opposing factions, with different values, sources of authority, and shared understandings. In some ways, there is no longer any meaningful US “public,” but rather two publics that want and believe different things. 
The current state of deep polarization in the US is the subject of a great deal of discussion and research right now, including in an excellent new book by my colleague Ezra Klein. One aspect of it that I have highlighted in a number of posts (start here) is what I call America’s epistemic crisis. Epistemology is the branch of philosophy having to do with knowledge and how we come to know things; the crisis is that, as a polity, we have become incapable of learning or knowing the same things, and thus, incapable of acting together in a coherent fashion.https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2020/3/31/21199271/coronavirus-in-us-trump-republicans-democrats-survey-epistemic-crisis?fbclid=IwAR3XNy1Hb6-MNjG2UViaRIwMQAgqnvn_isAPMfUpWhsyxYCLUbkJO0jTy8U&fbclid=IwAR2WqBq0j2HprZ5uaAgm8Z1hoP3Swma_MQ1axIt8r9HEvEMMrtASsiEJm8Q



2/  Before you fall in love with Andrew Cuomo, read this so if you still feel that way you will know what you are getting.....
Maureen Dowd in the Times....
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WASHINGTON — It’s no wonder that watching Andrew Cuomo’s daily briefings can make some people crave Chianti and meatballs.
Besides coolly explaining the facts in this terrifying and stultifying plague season, the governor of New York evokes the feeling of a big Italian family dinner table.
And that is the intended effect.
“Call it psychological,” Governor Cuomo, phoning from Albany, tells me. “Call it feelings. Call it emotions. But this is as much a social crisis as a health crisis.”



3/  A very funny flight attendant briefing.....2 minutes....



4/  A best guesstimate when life will return to "normal"....
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The new coronavirus has brought American life to a near standstill, closing businesses, canceling large gatherings, and keeping people at home. All of those people must surely be wondering: When will things return to normal?
The answer is simple, if not exactly satisfying: when enough of the population — possibly 60 or 80 percent of people — is resistant to COVID-19 to stifle the disease’s spread from person to person. That is the end goal, although no one knows exactly how long it will take to get there.https://medium.com/the-atlantic/the-four-possible-timelines-for-life-returning-to-normal-df1d5507d3c3



5/  A cautionary tale about these times.....one minute.....amusing...
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6/  David Wallace-Wells with a story on the EPA.....while we are distracted by the virus, the evil forces 
have completely gutted the EPA....
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This one is a bleak portent. On Thursday, the same day Donald Trump signed into law a $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus more than twice as big as the historic 2009 Great Recession package (and rushed through Congress much more quickly), the EPA announced its own kind of stimulus: a pollution stimulus, a stimulus to global warming, a stimulus for toxins in your air and in your water.



7/  Love this one.....30 seconds....




8/  Umair with a commentary on how everything seems to be collapsing....which it is, and he tells us why. 
One of the better ones from him, this one makes all kinds of sense.
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You don’t have to look very hard to see that the great theme of the 21st century so far is sudden, ruinous collapse. America, Britain, Europe — all teetering on the brink. But it’s hardly just countries in a political sense. The planet. A mass extinction of life itself. People’s sense of optimism and faith in the future imploding into nationalism, extremism, fascism. Trust, meaning, belonging, purpose. And now, a pandemic. Bang! Everything, more or less, as far as you look, seems to be collapsing in on itself, as wide as you care to see. Why is that?



9/  Tom Tomorrow with the coronaverse....
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10/  The Trump disaster....how it happened, from the Guardian...
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When the definitive history of the coronavirus pandemic is written, the date 20 January 2020 is certain to feature prominently. It was on that day that a 35-year-old man in Washington state, recently returned from visiting family in Wuhan in China, became the first person in the US to be diagnosed with the v
On the very same day, 5,000 miles away in Asia, the first confirmed case of Covid-19 was reported in South Korea. The confluence was striking, but there the similarities ended.
In the two months since that fateful day, the responses to coronavirus displayed by the US and South Korea have been polar opposites.



11/  Our "health" care system!
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12/  An excellent column from Paul Krugman in the Times....
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Death comes at you fast. Just three weeks ago the official line at the White House and Fox News was that the coronavirus was no big deal, that claims to the contrary were a politically motivated hoax perpetrated by people out to get Donald Trump. Now we have a full-blown health crisis in New York, and all indications are that many other cities will soon find themselves in the same situation.
And it will almost certainly get much worse. The United States is on the worst trajectory of any advanced country — yes, worse than Italy at the same stage of the pandemic — with confirmed cases doubling every three days.



13/  Some wry humour about President Obama's "scandals" over the years....you will love this supercut of Fox News and the outrage about Obama's ???
Really good, 10 minutes...




14/  Evangelical Christians are dangerous people....besides their obsession with abortion and keeping women down, they fuel the anti-science movement that generates so much stupidity....
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Donald Trump rose to power with the determined assistance of a movement that denies science, bashes government and prioritized loyalty over professional expertise. In the current crisis, we are all reaping what that movement has sown.



15/  Did you know this? Probably not, although this outrage is coming out now....
Trump shipped 17 tons of medical supplies to China in February, and Jared Kushner brought them back in March....
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The United States government sent nearly 17.8 tons of donated medical supplies to China—including masks and respirators—almost three weeks after the first case of the coronavirus was reported in the state of Washington. 
In a press release from the State Department dated Feb. 7, the agency announced it was prepared to spend up to $100 million to assist China as the number of COVID-19 cases and deaths continued to rise there. The day the press release went out, Trump tweeted that he spoke with China’s President Xi Jinping and that China would be “successful especially as the weather starts to warm & the virus hopefully becomes weaker and then gone.” 



16/  An essay on our plight from Benjamin Studebaker....well worth the time to read this....

Coronavirus and the Fable of the Bees

Coronavirus puts elected governments in a sticky situation. If they appear to fail to solve the public health crisis, they will lose the next election. If, in the process of solving the public health crisis, they create an economic crisis, they will also lose the next election. They’re stuck between a rock and a hard place. It all reminds me of Bernard Mandeville’s “Fable of the Bees”. Mandeville’s bees live luxurious, decadent lives, and their drive for ever greater pleasures pushes them to build an extraordinarily elaborate economy to keep up with their excesses. One day, a divine intervention rids the bees of their vices, leaving them full of modesty and virtue. But this collapses demand and destroys the bees’ economy, annihilating their living standards. The fable serves to highlight one of the paradoxes of capitalism–the welfare of the poor becomes dependent on the vices of the rich. If the rich stop spending money on frivolous nonsense, the poor lose their jobs and go hungry.
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17/  The Covid-19 virus will hit the US harder than other countries, just because many Americans are obese and sickly, which makes them vulnerable...
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Public health measures to slow the spread of Covid-19 have already taken a staggering toll on the economy, with the prospect of worse to come. The strategy at the heart of prevention, physical distancing, will continue to be tremendously disruptive to society.
With businesses facing bankruptcy, schools closed and sports events canceled, President Trump and others have now asked: Is the cure worse than the disease?




18/  The best TV that debuted in March....
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he entertainment industry essentially ground to a halt in mid-March, as coronavirus swept the nation, rendering everything from concerts and movie theaters to publicity events and film shoots unsafe, if not illegal. We have to take our distractions where we can get them in these anxious times, so I for one have never been more grateful for television, which will presumably continue to put shiny new stories in front of our faces until its arsenal of stockpiled programming runs out.




19/  This is a wonderful show if you like sci-fi.....definitely bingeworthy...
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Few TV shows have spoken to the unrelenting chaos of the still-young 21st century as well as Battlestar Galactica, which aired on Syfy from 2003 to 2009.
A remake of the critically panned 1978 series — itself a poorly disguised attempt to rip off Star Wars and make into a TV show — the new Battlestar Galactica took most of the good ideas from its predecessor (humanity on the run from murderous robots, a complicated mythology built around some combination of the 12 tribes of Israel and the 12 signs of the zodiac, and a search for a long-missing Earth) and updated them for a newer, more terrifying world.



Todays Covid-19 joke
Did you hear about the suspected Covid-19 male patient lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"
 
Stay safe!!!!  Stay Home.



Todays heroes joke
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day: 

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world. 

"I am entering." Said Snow White. 

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her. 
"Well, how.did you do?" 

"First Place." Said Snow White. 

They continue walking and they see a sign: 
"Contest for the strongest man in the world." 

"I'm entering." Says Superman. 
After half an hour he returns and they ask him. 

"How did you make out?" 

"First Place." Answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" 

They continue walking when they see a sign: 
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" 

Pinocchio says. "This is mine." 
Half an hour later, he returns with tears pouring from his eyes. 

"What happened?" They asked. 

"Who the f**k is Donald Trump?" Asked Pinocchio. 




Todays senior joke
I'm only sending this to the brightest of my SENIOR friends.
This test will keep that dreaded disease that effects your memory at bay!
New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 

7) What was King George VI's first name?
 

8) What color is a purple finch?
 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.


Check your answers below
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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? 
Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too! 

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!)
Pass this on to your brilliant friends.


Todays husband joke...
 
 

While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" 
  
"No," said her husband. 

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. 
  
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" 
  
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. 
  
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties...... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. 
  
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. 
  
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?" 
  
He said, "No!", trying to contain his excitement. 
  

She said, "Check the garage."