Sunday, September 13, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday September 13th

1/  Why defund the police is such a terrible idea, and why this issue is especially sensitive for Democrats.....
Officers arresting a protester.
Officers arresting a protester. Photo: Nathan Howard/Getty Images
Despite their open disputation, Democrats and Republicans agree on at least one aspect of the unrest that’s roiled the summer: The party in charge matters for maintaining public order. But for all their blame-laying, it’s become clear that neither side has a compelling answer to a thornier dilemma: the disorderly behavior of the police.



2/  The Lincoln Project with a hard hitting Lindsey Graham ad - "Parasite"....




3/  Occasionally we find a story which we call an epiphany - it clarifies and/or summarises a situation or problem clearly and truly opens one's eyes. This is one of those articles -  in Rolling Stone anthropologist Wade Davis writes about the slow motion collapse of America as the leader of the free world. All Empires have a sell by date, and he persuasively explains how our era is coming to its end.
I wish I could think of flaws in his arguments and conclusions, but I can't. I also think that some of you [as well as I] are feeling a sense of unease about the future, but I'd rather have the truth than continuing to live in a bubble where everything seems to be normal. It isn't, and it isn't sustainable. 
Davis has looked at America as a society and drawn his conclusions, that basically we aren't a very nice country. - nice to each other, and indeed the rest of the world. We used to be, but not any more.....

And note Davis doesn't factor in economic and financial pressure from the effects of climate change.
Anyway we report, you decide - but forewarned is forearmed....
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4/  Remember the Vice-Presidential debate in 2008 between then Senator Joe Biden and Sarah Palin? Of course not, but you may remember SNL's version......still funny, about 12 minutes....



5/  Oh yes you do!
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6/  The historian Michael Bechloss has been trolling Trump for days with pictures of Presidents with veterans.....
Some wonderful images....
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Jimmy Carter and Max Cleland....



7/  Fun story from Huffington Post about a book titled "Trump - The Useful Idiot"
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8/  Ever heard of a corporation called Palantir? You should be aware of it - it's the company behind the big brother technology being used by police and security forces around the world.....nasty stuff....
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In 2017, the Trump administration first set its sights on a target it would return to repeatedly in the coming years: immigrant children.

Thousands of kids were crossing the border alone, often seeking to reunify with families living in the United States. 





9/  I'm there....with a full bladder.....
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10/  Rolling Stone compiles a list of "enemies of the environment"....the usual suspects, and a few new ones....
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11/  Tom Tomorrow....
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12/ You may have seen Trump's science adviser say Covid-19 is no danger to young people. 
This of course has a tiny grain of truth in it, but the reality is much more complicated and far more dangerous. 
Here are some facts.....good, informative story from The Atlantic....
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the new philosophy of COVID-19 is circulating through the Republican Party and conservative media. If you look closely, you might notice that it resembles an early philosophy of COVID-19 that circulated through the Republican Party and conservative media: If young people get this disease, it won’t be so bad—and it might even be good.

Scott Atlas, the new White House science adviser and Trump-whisperer, seems to be the ringleader of this emergent corona-stoicism.




13/  David Wallace-Wells on the California fires, why they are happening and what we need to do to prevent or mitigate the damage. 
But we won't, of course.....
A concise and informative summary of California's dilemma....
The view from the hills above Berkeley, California, at 9 a.m. on September 9. Photo: Clara Mokri
What can be done? On the eve of Labor Day weekend, three of the four largest fires in state history were still burning, a Bay Area ring of fire, with none of them yet entirely “contained.” 




14/  A most interesting story about Trump, and how he's smarter than we think and he's playing a well thought out long game.....not sure I agree, but Trump is definitely more cunning than we think....
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It was all an act.  Back in February, when everyone was trying to warn him about an impending pandemic, Donald Trump under-reacted. He didn’t seem to get it. He dismissed the experts. He called it a democratic hoax. In response, democrats mocked him as a fool. Now we’re finding out the truth.




15/  Would like to see this visit....
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16/  Terrible story on how smuggled cellphones in Alabama prisons are used to extort money from prisoners' families....
remind me to never, ever go to Alabama....
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If a single inmate could reflect Alabama’s dysfunctional prison system, it might be a tall man with a walled right eye and a drug-addled past, trying to survive at a violent penitentiary with a thriving shadow market in contraband.

His name was Joseph Michael Wood, and he was doing life at the St. Clair maximum-security prison for a couple of inept armed robberies. But he made the best of it, taking courses in everything from anger management to engine repair and proudly sending each certificate of completion to his mother.





17/  The highly anticipated remake of "Dune" will be here in months, so here is the trailer......directed by Denis Villeneuve, 
starring Timothee Chalumet....




18/  If you follow me on FB you will notice for a couple of weeks now I have been posting the daily news report from Heather Cox Richardson, a historian who thoughtfully collates the important news of the day, and always includes stories you have never heard of. It's a five minute read, and I liken her to the written version of Rachel Maddow....not just reporting news, but also intelligent comment.

Anyway she has written a new book 'How The South Won The Civil War", and here is the review from the Guardian.
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eather Cox Richardson’s How the South Won the Civil War is not principally about that war. Instead, it is a broad sweep of American history on the theme of the struggle between democracy and oligarchy – between the vision that “all men are created equal” and the frequency with which power has accumulated in the hands of a few, who have then sought to thwart equality.



If you want her daily newsletter sign up at her website.....and of course like her on FB. I highly recommend it....



19/  The 100 best movies on HBO Max...
Jodie Foster in ContactPhoto: Warner Bros.

This article is updated frequently as titles leave and enter HBO and HBO Max. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk.

The moment HBO Max launched, it instantly boasted one of the best streaming libraries of films in the world. It’s certainly the deepest.




20/  The 50 best action movies on Netflix....
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This piece is frequently updated as titles leave and join Netflix. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk. 

Sometimes you just need to escape. You just want to watch things blow up or crash into each other, but it seems like Netflix is always trying to push a serious drama or docuseries on you. Just give me something that goes boom!



Today's love story joke
A man and a woman who had never met before, but  who were both married to other people, 
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

 Though initially
 embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep
 quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 At 1:00 AM, the man
 leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
 reach into the closet to get me a second 
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

 'I have a better
 idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

 'Wow!  That's
 a great idea!' he exclaimed.

 'Good,' she
 replied, 'Get your own fucking blanket.'

 After a moment of
 silence, he farted.

 The End.


Today's oldie joke
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, 

And every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." 

Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars." 

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." 

To this, Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." 

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word 
I won't charge you a penny! 

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars." 

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. 

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I 
could to get you to yell out so I'd get paid, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'  
  
Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!" 

Today's redneck joke
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began to search for the
  perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

The Redneck simply replied, " They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em
over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the
Redneck asked for the man's opinion. 

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice ... pigeon-toed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. 

"Well, "the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,...... cross-eyed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." 

So they were wed right away. 

Months later the baby was born.

When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. 

He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the Redneck, "she was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell 
a weeeeeee bit......pregnant when you met her."


Sunday, September 6, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday September 6th

1/. Right wing media and Trump's loyalists are in a frenzy trying to deny the story from The Atlantic, but yesterday even Fox News confirmed it was true.....
Here is a significant quote from this commentary by Jonathan Chait....
"This is the most remarkable fact about the defenses of Trump pouring in from the right. Trump is obviously a massive liar. He has already made clear that he does not respect military service. They are throwing what’s left of their reputations on the line to deny nothing" …
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Whenever a new report with an inside account of President Trump’s immorality or ignorance appears in the press, it includes a paragraph for official White House spokespeople to issue an indignant denial calling the media and its dozen or two sources liars.



2/. Kind of appropriate this week....
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3/. In case you haven't read it, here is the viral story from Jeffrey Goldberg in the Atlantic....aka "Losers and Suckers"....
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When President Donald Trump canceled a visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris in 2018, he blamed rain for the last-minute decision, saying that “the helicopter couldn’t fly” and that the Secret Service wouldn’t drive him there. Neither claim was true.




4/. Fox News National Security Correspondent Jennifer Griffin confirms the Atlantic story about Trump and our troops is true.....
Fox News!
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Fox News correspondent Jennifer Griffin said Friday she spoke with two top officials who confirmed “key details” of the stunning report in The Atlantic about alleged comments of President Donald Trump’s about dead soldiers.

Griffin said Friday, “I’ve spoken with two U.S. senior officials who were on the trip to France who confirmed to me key details in the Atlantic article and the quotes attributed to the president.”

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-correspondent-two-top-officials-who-were-on-france-trip-with-trump-confirmed-to-me-key-details-of-atlantic-report/&source=gmail&ust=1599424621191000&usg=AFQjCNEouZasqH-_gEcuQ5cCx5t7OnQ-9w




5/. Why did Senator Ed Markey defeat his young challenger Joe Kennedy? 
Michelle Goldberg in the Times lets us know.....and look to his left in this picture....
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Senator Ed Markey, the Massachusetts Democrat who recently warded off a primary challenge from a Kennedy scion, probably saved his career by authoring the Green New Deal resolution with Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York last year.

When Representative Joe Kennedy, a rising star in the House, entered the Senate race, it looked as if Markey would lose. No Kennedy had ever lost an election in Massachusetts.



6/. A powerful, moving and thought-provoking commercial from all people Proctor and Gamble.....
Must watch....



7/  Another Trump Titanic joke....
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8/  The P&G commercial leads on to this - what Trump has unleashed.....think of the McCloskeys [who pointed guns at peaceful protesters] who were celebrated by Republicans at the RNC Convention....here is a story about a black man and his 10 year old son dropping off a U-Haul and getting shot at by the mall owners...
Mind you there is another explanation - 'Floriduh", and this happened in Tallahassee which is [apart from the University] redneck country....
Charles McMillon Jr., his 10-year-old son, and Kendrick Clemons had just dropped off a U-Haul van at Fountain Plaza parking lot, in Tallahassee, Florida, when suddenly bullets began whizzing around them. McMillon and the two others were reportedly sitting in the truck, typing in mileage onto the app, the way rentals like this work, when Wallace Fountain and his wife, Beverly Fountain, began shooting at them.



9/. The excellent Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show went to the RNC to talk to Christians....with amusing results....
Three minutes....




10/. This story from the Guardian saying don't think Trump is done....he could still win -  was written before the military scandal....but you never know.....
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n assessing the Republican national convention, liberal columnists poured forth a torrent of bile and scorn. Some sample headlines from the Washington Post: “The GOP Convention Just Ripped the Mask off Trump’s Corruption and Lies.” “Trump Shows us the Limits of Running the Country Like a Reality TV Show.” “Trump’s Choice for America: Democracy or White Supremacy?” “What Country Does Mike Pence Live In?” 




11/. John Oliver on the RNC and Kenosha, WI where Jacob Blake was shot in the back six times....excellent comedic reporting, 
19 minutes....




12/. Farhad Manjoo in the Times with a column titled "Can America Survive".....
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My wife, Helen, and I got into a quarrel the other day about how to plan for America’s bleak future. Our family needs to replace an aging car, but I’ve been hesitant, wary of making any new financial commitments as the nation accelerates into the teeth of political chaos or cataclysm. What if, after the election, we need to make a run for it? Why squander spare cash on a new car?



13/. Jack Webb [Dragnet] on the Johnny Carson show.....a very amusing three minutes....



14/. Interesting read....."I'm Out Of Excuses For My Pro-Trump Family"...and substitute friends and acquaintances for family.....
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After the 2016 election, I tried to come up with excuses for the majority of my family voting for Donald Trump. I tried to play devil’s advocate and understand their reasoning. I tried to rationalize with Trump supporters on both sides of my big family. I tried seeing Trump through their warped POV.      https://medium.com/an-injustice/im-out-of-excuses-for-my-pro-trump-family-ea722d09e1d0




15/. Tom Tomorrow with another wonderful commentary....
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16/. A fascinating article that tries to explain why otherwise decent people still support Trump.....think of some of your circle of friends, and read this.....
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To understand the corruption, chaos, and general insanity that is continuing to engulf the Trump campaign and much of the Republican Party right now, it helps to understand the predicate embraced by many Trump supporters: If Joseph R. Biden Jr. wins the presidency, America dies.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/09/predicate-fear/616009/




17/. Sam Bee on the far right lunatics standing for election this fall on the QAnon platform....good comedic reporting, 6 minutes.....



18/. The new ad from the lIncoln Project.....POW....
Trump of course prefers heroes who weren't captured....a wow....



19/. Michael Moore who was right about Trump winning in 2016 warns us again about the swing states.....
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The documentary film-maker Michael Moore has warned that Donald Trump appears to have such momentum in some battleground states that liberals risk a repeat of 2016 when many wrote off Trump only to see him grab the White House.

“Sorry to have to provide the reality check again,” he said.




20/. A gallon of whatever it is please......

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21/. Andrew Sullivan was fired from New York Magazine for essentially being right wing.....or was it more than that? 
Good story from the Times....
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The only restaurant open late on this sandy tip of Cape Cod is Spiritus Pizza, and men have long gathered on the mottled bricks in front to hang out, gossip and cruise. One night last week, some were blasting disco onto Commercial Street when a slightly stoned Englishman with a salt-and-pepper beard approached them and demanded politely but forcefully that they turn it down.

It was Andrew Sullivan, seeking order.




22/. Naughty naughty.....
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23/. If you're interested in the Cruise industry, this is for you....
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Over three decades ago, after being found innocent of fraud charges, former Secretary of Labor Raymond Donovan famously asked: “Which office do I go to get my reputation back?”





24/. Joe Biden's America....
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25/. The fall movies from Vulture.....
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Today's Viagra joke

A woman asks her  husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving

 

Today's Old Jewish Comedian jokes
* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. 
 
*  I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! 
  
* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" 
  
* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends
less than my wife did. 
  
* My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 

  * My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried. 
 
* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. 

* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 
  
*  The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months. 
 
* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered,  So did my arthritis!" 
  
* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"  
Patient: "I am 60!" 
Doctor: "See!  What did I tell you?" 
  
*  Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."  
  Doctor: "Don't answer!" 
 
* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." 
  The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." 
  
* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They're worth it.
  
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now. 
  
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins.  In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school. 
  
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? 
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering. 
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Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? 
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence! 
  
A man called his mother in Florida, 
  "Mom, how are you?" 
  Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." 
  The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." 
  The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" 
  The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call." 
  
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, 
  "What part is it?" 
  The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." 
  "The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." 
  
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? 
  A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody." 

  Short summary of every Jewish holiday: 
 
 They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat. 
  
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." 
 "Force yourself," she replied. 
  
Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? 
  A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
 

Todays taxi driver joke
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.                            
                             
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."                         
                             
Passenger: "Who?"
                             
Cabie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."                       
                             
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
                             
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
                             
Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
                             
Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything---. Not like me -I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
                             
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
                             
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
                             
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
                             
Cabbie: "Well. I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife
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Today's golf jokes
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!

"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

"I'm dying here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
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A young man and a priest are playing golf together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
           

The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.

The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
 
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know -- put me down for a five."
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?
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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"