Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday May 24th

 


1/. By 2030 the average annual temperature for up to 2 billion people will be 29C [about 85F], with 
summers becoming unbearable without A/C....
Think there's an immigration problem now? Wait 7 years....
Busy downtown market streets in Lagos, Nigeria
Downtown market streets in Lagos. A large number of people in Nigeria will be pushed outside the human climate niche, say experts. Photograph: peeterv/Getty Images/iStockPhoto

Global heating will drive billions of people out of the “climate niche” in which humanity has flourished for millennia, a study has estimated, exposing them to unprecedented temperatures and extreme weather.

The world is on track for 2.7C of heating with current action plans and this would mean 2 billion people experiencing average annual temperatures above 29C by 2030, a level at which very few communities have lived in the past.

Up to 1 billion people could choose to migrate to cooler places, the scientists said, although those areas 
remaining within the climate niche would still experience more frequent heatwaves and droughts.



2/. Interesting perspective on Governor Ron - apparently he is a really unpleasant person......
Ron DeSantis as an alligator.cs.

The political landscape in the United States is a murky cesspool of corruption, greed, and power.

And in the fever swamps of the conservative imagination — and in Florida — a man more beast than human has emerged. Ron DeSantis, Governor of the Disney state and potential presidential candidate has been called everything from “Trump with a brain” to “a strange no-eye-contact oddball.”



3/. Jimmy Kimmel with one of his street interviews - this is on Lauren Boebert....



4/. A tongue in cheek but also serious editorial from Tampa Bay.com - Stop dumping on Florida - we don't all agree with what is happening here...
  
We need to talk, rest of the country. Stop what you’re doing and read this, especially if what you’re doing is typing a mean internet comment about Florida.

Recently, three Tampa restaurants were awarded coveted Michelin stars, which is what happens when, I think, a cartoon guy made of tires decides he likes the food? Exciting for our region! Naturally, noted culinary publication Bon Appétit reported this news on Instagram.

What followed was what can only be described as, pun intended, a tire fire. Nearly everyone in the comments aimed a slingshot of tuna carpaccio at Florida, calling for our complete cancellation. A sampling:




5/. Tom Tomorrow on "regrettable incidents"......




6/  And what a wonderful State we live in.....Floriduh indeed.....
Disney animated movie Strange World.
Disney animated movie Strange World. Photograph: Disney/© 2022 Disney. All Rights Reserved

A Florida teacher under investigation because she showed her class the Disney animated movie Strange World which features a gay character has defended herself on social media, insisting the film related to the curriculum and warning that state investigators were traumatizing her 10- and 11-year-old students.

Jenna Barbee, a teacher at Winding Waters school in Hernando county, Florida, released a six-minute TikTok video in which she gave her side of the story. She said she had been reported to the local school board by one of her students’ mother, who sits on the board and was on a “rampage to get rid of every form of representation out of our schools”, Barbee alleged.



7/. "Welcome to DeSantis" - Randy Rainbow with a clever, tuneful and professional evisceration of our Ron.....funny....



8/. Umair looks at climate tipping points....and we're really close to many of them.....

History’s a strange thing. A day went by recently that it’ll remember. But we scarcely noticed at all. Merely a whisper was felt.

We’re now crossing the last thresholds. Of climate change. Of extinction.

There is a 66% chance global temperatures will cross the critical climate threshold of 1.5C above pre-industrial levels at least once between now and 2027, the United Nations’ weather agency warned in its annual report. The forecast, if realized, would mark the first time humanity has crossed the 1.5C threshold.

You can feel it. But I’ll come to that. Let me put this in context first. We’re living through the single greatest event in human history. Only five previous events in all of history, the history of life, have compared, across eons, hundreds of millions of years. Just five. We just crossed the final threshold — 1.5 degrees of warming. The jargon and statistics just mean…that. It’s not, after all, as if carbon’s going to magically fly away to heaven, and so here we are, at 1.5 degrees.





9/. A little dig at JK Rowling....




10/. Paul Krugman on how Big Pharma avoids taxes entirely by accounting maneuvers, 
and what they do applies to a lot of multinationals as well.....

On Thursday, Brad Setser of the Council of Foreign Relations — esteemed by cognoscenti for his forensic analyses of balance of payments data — testified to a Senate committee about global tax avoidance by pharmaceutical companies. This issue may not have loomed large on many people’s radar screens, and with everything else going on you may wonder why you should care. But there are at least two reasons you should.





11/. Yeay - Covid is over!



12/. The water crisis out West is almost entirely the fault of crops being raised that shouldn't 
be grown in an area that's arid.....like almonds.

When interviewing people in their homes here, I didn’t have the heart to ask them if I could use the bathroom. There’s no water to spare, so some families flush only once a day.

As for showers, they’re rationed and timed: “You get in, you soap up, you turn the water off, and then when you’re done, you turn the water on and wash it off, and then you’re out,” said Cody Reim, who works in construction.





13/. He's going to blow it.....and see the story below....




14/. Why is Louis DeJoy still running the Post Office? Why doesn't Biden act?

Donald Trump may be out of office (and facing a host of legal troubles), but his devastating legacy lives on. Almost three years after Trump appointed Louis DeJoy as U.S. Postmaster General, the wealthy Republican donor's plans to privatize the Postal Service are in full force.

That's because the U.S. Postal Service Board of Governors—the only entity that can actually fire DeJoy—has not replaced him. But two of the current members' terms have expired, and President Joe Biden can nominate replacements who would flip the board of governors' current pro-DeJoy majority.




15/. Those of you who watched "What The Health" on Netflix will appreciate this - although it's 
written about the UK, it's probably even more applicable here.....
Ultra-processed foods.....BAD!
Close-up of a ready meal on a checked table cloth
Ultra-processed foods hide in plain sight … they mainly come in a packet and are made with preservatives, stabilisers, colours or flavour enhancers. Photograph: Jamie Grill/Getty/Tetra RF

We live in a toxic food environment, and Big Food has extremely clever marketers and food scientists. That all of us eat a lot of Big Food’s produce means those people are very good at their jobs. It doesn’t mean we have failed if we eat what the industry makes.

In the UK, about 50% of the average adult’s diet, and 65% of a child’s, is ultra-processed. As Dr Chris Van Tulleken’s latest book, Ultra-Processed People: Why Do We All Eat Stuff That Isn’t Food... and Why Can’t We Stop?, points out, that means much of what we eat includes newly invented substances that humans haven’t eaten before and we know very little about how they interact with us, or each other.



16/. This is a must see - Martin Scorsese's new movie "Killers Of The Flower Moon"....
Like a dog and its master … Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio in Killers of the Flower Moon.
Like a dog and its master … Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio in Killers of the Flower Moon. Photograph: Melinda Sue Gordo

M

artin Scorsese’s western true-crime thriller is about the US’s Osage murders of the early 1920s, based on the nonfiction bestseller by David Grann. With co-writer Eric Roth, Scorsese crafts an epic of creeping, existential horror about the birth of the American century, a macabre tale of quasi-genocidal serial killings which mimic the larger erasure of Native Americans from the US. It places in the drama’s foreground a gaslit marriage of lies and poisoned love. It echoes Scorsese’s earlier work about mob violence, mob loyalty and the final, inevitable sellout to the federal authorities, whose own bad faith gradually emerges. But in the end, this film is about what all westerns are about, and perhaps all history: the brutal grab for land, resources and power.
Trailer....



17/. Oh boy - here's the trailer for "Equalizer 3", set in Sicily.....looks like a wow...




18/. Another must see - Wes Anderson's "Asteroid City"....
Steve Carell in Asteroid City.
Terrifically entertaining … Steve Carell in Asteroid City. Photograph: Courtesy of Pop. 87 Productions/Focus Features

T

o say that he’s done it again – yet again – is going to mean something different to fans and non-fans. But I have to say the first category is the only place to be for what is simply a terrifically entertaining and lightly sophisticated new comedy from Wes Anderson, in his signature rectilinear, deadpan style, with primary-pastel colours and his all-star repertory ensemble cast. Regulars including Jason Schwartzman and Tilda Swinton are now joined by Scarlett Johansson and Tom Hanks, who have been welcomed into the droll Anderson fold. And the director emphatically proves that the YouTube pasticheurs are like Butlin’s Elvis impersonators: they’re not quite doing it.
Trailer....




Today's religious joke....
Three nuns were talking. 
The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked. 
"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"At first, I wanted to trash them too, but after giving it a little thought, I poked holes in all of them," she replied.
The third nun fainted.



Today's British brothel joke.....
The Madam opened the brothel door in Belfast and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties:
“May I help you sir?” She asked.
The man replied. “I want to see Rosie.”
“Sir, Rosie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else.” Said the madam.
He replied. “No, I must see Rosie.”
Just then, Rosie appeared and announced to the man she charged £10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand pounds and gave it to Rosie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Rosie. Rosie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. “There are no discounts. The price is still £10,000.”
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Rosie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Rosie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Rosie said to the man. “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”
The man replied. “Falls Road .”
“Really.” She said. “I have family on the Falls Road.”
“I know.” The man said. “Your sister died and I am her Solicitor. She asked me to give you your £30,000 inheritance.”
The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer....



Today's Army joke....
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am very well, I hope you are too. Tell big brothers Sean, Paddy and Mick that the Army is better than working on the farm; tell them to get into the Army quick before the jobs are all gone.
I was a bit slow settling down at first because you don't get out of bed until 6am, but I got used to it and I like sleeping in now. 
All you do before breakfast is make your bed, shine your boots and clean your uniform.
No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack, nothing.
Men must shave, but it’s not too bad because there's hot water and a light to see what you’re doing.
For breakfast there’s cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no fillet steaks or sausages. 
You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march', which is just like walking to the well in the meadow.
This will kill Sean and Paddy with laughter but I keep getting medals for shooting!! 
I don’t know why because the bull’s-eye is as big as a bloody bull's head and it doesn't move and it’s not firing back at you like the Murphy’s did when our bull got their cow in calf before the Ballina show. 
All you have to do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - piece of piss. You don't even load your own cartridges – they come in boxes and you don't have to steady yourself against the roll bar of the tractor when you reload.
Sometimes we wrestle with the city boys and I have to be very careful because they break easy - it's not like fighting with Sean, Paddy, Mick and all the other local fellas all at once like we do. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either; it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got. 
I've only been beaten once by this guy from Dublin - he's 6 foot 8 and 120 kilos so he’s a good bit bigger than me but I fought to the end.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets out how good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Siobhàn.



Today's blonde joke....
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me on the drive the other day when I got home from work, she was just jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but Ithought what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her when she said,
"Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
I said "Great, tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily, from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant.
I was so ecstatic, we had been trying for a while so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her that was great!
I couldn't be happier, then she said,
"Oh, honey, there's more."
I asked "What do you mean more?"
She said, "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,I asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well that was the easy part!
I went to the drugstore and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"



Saturday, May 13, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday May 13th

 1/. This is a frightening story from Jonathan Chait - how Republicans all over the country are targeting education and 

gutting it, right out of the Viktor orban playbook. And yet the media is passive, and so are we cos we 
think it's not going to get worse. 
Folks, the Republican lunatics are on a mission, and won't stop.
Republicans have begun saying things about American schools that not long ago would have struck them as peculiar, even insane. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida has called schools “a cesspool of Marxist indoctrination.” Former secretary of State Mike Pompeo predicts that “teachers’ unions, and the filth that they’re teaching our kids,” will “take this republic down.” Against the backdrop of his party, Donald Trump, complaining about “pink-haired communists teaching our kids” and “Marxist maniacs and lunatics” running our universities, sounds practically calm.



2/. Private Equity saves the day.....


3/. Bob Lefsetz with a challenging post.....interesting.....

Joe Biden will not be the Democratic nominee.

We’re seeing a repeat of 2016, when the Democratic establishment told us to trust them, that they were the experts, and the numbers said that Hillary was going to win. She didn’t. Now these same experts are telling us Biden is the safe bet, when the numbers indicate otherwise.

You may have caught the Post-ABC poll that indicated if the election were held today, Trump would beat Biden by six points.




4/. George Santos still has some solid support.....here are some endorsements.....


5/. Andrew Sullivan with two interesting stories - the first about Trump and how he is more dangerous than you might 
imagine especially if he is running against Biden, the second uses statistics about gun violence and murders 
that say something you might call racist.....

The reason so many are freaking out about CNN’s astonishing ad for the Trump re-election campaign this week is that he was on tip-top form. Donald Trump is, as a performer, in a class of his own. From the second the show began, he was in command: withering, funny, sharp, powerful. He may be one of the most effective and pathological demagogues I’ve ever encountered: capable of lying with staggering sincerity, of making up stories with panache: shameless, and indefatigable.



6/. Oohhhh goodie - there is an Equalizer 3 coming.....Denzel rocks....



7/. Insurers are waking up - your homeowners insurance bill now has global warming baked into it.....

If you don’t think you’ve been affected by global warming, take a closer look at your last homeowners’ insurance bill: The average cost of coverage has reached $1,900 a year nationwide, but it’s $4,000 a year in New Orleans and about $5,000 a year in Miami, according to Policygenius, an online insurance marketplace. And that is pocket change compared with the impact climate change may ultimately have on the value of your home.

We have reached a turning point: Climate risk is driving insurer decisions like never before.




8/. Liz Chaney narrates a brutal new ad on Trump....but does the base care? They probably love this ad, shows he's "strong"....



9/. Michelle Goldberg with a depressing column - Timothy McVeigh has won......

Timothy McVeigh, the right-wing terrorist who killed 168 people in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, cared about one issue above all others: guns. To him, guns were synonymous with freedom, and any government attempt to regulate them meant incipient tyranny.

“When it came to guns,” writes Jeffrey Toobin in “Homegrown,” his compelling new book about the Oklahoma City attack, “McVeigh did more than simply advocate for his own right to own and use firearms; he joined an ascendant political crusade, which grew more extreme over the course of his lifetime and beyond.”




10/. Maybe one of the best music videos ever.....Above and Beyond with "We're All We Need". 
Beautiful music and an ultimately tragic story.......



11/. Ever heard of Temu? Me neither, but this Chinese company is coming to replace Amazon.....

In March, TikTok user scotty..pimpin posted from inside an anonymous run-down shipping facility. In the video, packages fall from a conveyor belt down metal slides, like a luggage carousel in reverse. Things are getting backed up. There are Amazon packages, generic cardboard boxes, and a variety of polyethylene packets. Mostly, there are the orange bags. “I’m gonna need y’all to stop ordering Temu shit,” the poster says. “Because what the fuck is all this? This is all work!”



12/. Bob Lefsetz is on a roll - here he vilifies Democrats for ignoring social media to the point where the right wing owns it....

He’s got no online strategy. No identity. Joe seems to be hiding from the country.

Don’t tell me otherwise, that just means you’re in the bubble. You’re operating under the old paradigm, you devour the words of the mainstream media and talk politics with similarly minded people. Which is why you were flummoxed when Trump won in 2016. You didn’t know anybody voting for Trump!

I knew plenty. Because my inbox was inundated with the words of Trump supporters. Still is. These people are relentless.

The Democrats used to control the internet. They took a victory lap after Obama’s victory in the 2008 election. But everything evolves faster on the internet. Those days are history. Today the right owns the internet, furthermore, they’re constantly pushing back, saying they’re getting a raw deal! Yes, the most shared stories on Facebook are right wing stories. But don’t let the facts get in the way of a good narrative.




13/. Jeff Sharlets goes deep inside the base, and lets us know what they're thinking....and it's not pleasant...

Maybe it’s hard to believe now, but liberalism once seemed ascendant. In 2008, the nation elected Barack Obama, its first Black president, a man who ran on hope and transformative change. Millennials were secularizing and liberalizing on issues like LGBTQ+ rights. Obama passed health-care reform. Toward the end of his second term, the Supreme Court would rule in favor of marriage equality, and joyful singing crowds swallowed up the bigots who stalked the grounds with their signs and their shofars. The America I knew as a child of the Christian right was far removed from the America I had come to inhabit, or so I thought.



14/. Umair looks at current events, and comes to the logical conclusion - our society is collapsing into fascism....
By now, America’s approaching what can only really be described as a state of free-fall. Massacres are now regular events. One side of politics is openly authoritarian, and incites them. Social bonds have collapsed. Neighbor kills neighbor. The existence of social groups isn’t to be tolerated, and books are to be banned. The other side opposes this — but all too weakly. And in between them sits a majority, bewildered, in shock, traumatized, confused. What’s happening to our country?



15/. Jason Garcia lists what the scum in the Florida Legislature got done this year.....you just can't believe the corruption.....

Florida’s Republican-controlled Legislature gaveled its 60-day session to a close on Friday, ending two months of lawmaking dominated by Gov. Ron DeSantis and his presidential ambitions. 

Florida lawmakers devoted an inordinate amount of attention to propping up DeSantis’ impending campaign for president. They delivered a series of conservative cultural policy wins meant to boost DeSantis’ standing with Republican primary voters, including a six-week abortion ban, universal private school vouchers, and restrictions on the public lives and healthcare of LGBTQ+ Floridians. They also removed potential obstacles standing in DeSantis’ way, changing the law so DeSantis can run for president without resigning as governor and can host political donors at the governor’s mansion without the public ever finding out.

But that’s not all they did.




16/.  Republican hypocrisy....



17/. One for the guys.....be careful, there's a lot of BS around prostate cancer and how "dangerous" it is.....

Last summer, Joe Loree made an appointment to see his urologist. He’d occasionally noticed blood in his urine and wanted to have that checked out. His doctor ordered a prostate-specific antigen, or P.S.A., test to measure a protein in his blood that might indicate prostate cancer — or a number of more benign conditions.

“It came back somewhat elevated,” said Mr. Loree, 68, an instructional designer who lives in Berkeley, Calif. A biopsy found a few cancer cells, “a minuscule amount,” he recalled.

Mr. Loree was at very low risk, but nobody likes hearing the c-word. “It’s unsettling to think there’s cancer growing within me,” he said.

But because his brother and a friend had both been diagnosed with prostate cancer and had undergone aggressive treatment that he preferred to avoid, Mr. Loree felt comfortable with a more conservative approach called active surveillance               https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/08/health/prostate-cancer-screening.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare





18/. The best shows on Hulu....

The Disney-owned Hulu streaming service is still, more than 15 years into its existence, thought of first as a repository for new television (and, for many cord-cutters, the “live TV” option of choice) and second as a library of indisputable TV classics, usually in their entirety. But savvy viewers can also find a rotating library of movies, both new releases and recent classics, rivaling the collections of many of its competitors — if they know where to look. We’re here to help.




19/. Some summer TV to look forward to.....

No list of summer TV shows 2023 can truly capture everything. Even years after the network TV concept of “summer hiatus” went away, summer is still a time for experimenting on television and when an unlikely reality smash or dark comedy can suddenly take off. Maybe that’s why this year’s summer TV shows lineup feels especially intriguing, with prestige dramas, beloved comedies, reality revamps, and a strong handful of rom-coms all competing to be the indoor kid equivalent of a beach read. When you‘re not headed to the theater to catch one of the summer movies we can’t wait to see, there’s plenty to watch back at home. 

Ahead we've collected a list of 26 shows we’re excited to spend our summers with, including plenty of old favorites and, hopefully, a few new ones. Pick your shows for the summer now, no SPF required.



Today's farmer joke....
A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that?
I just ordered champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said.
'This is a special day for me.
I am celebrating.'
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man.
'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence'!


Today's redneck hooker joke
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows.
“Twenty dollars”, she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
“What's going on here, people? asks the officer.
“I'm making love to my wife!”, Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I'm sorry”, says the cop, “I didn't know.”
Bubba says, “Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face!




Today's British jokes
  These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:
   FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
   8 years old.
   Hateful little bastard.
   Bites!
 
   FREE PUPPIES.
   1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
 
   FREE PUPPIES.
   Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
   Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
 
   COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
   Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 
   JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
   Must sell washer and dryer £100.
 
   WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ...
   Worn once by mistake.
   Call Stephanie.
  
   **** And the WINNER is... ****
   FOR SALE BY OWNER.
   Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
   Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
 
   Statement of the Century
   Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
   "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time.




Today's Confucius jokes

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY.... 
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. 
 
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. 
 
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. 
 
Squirrel who runs up woman’s' leg will not find nuts. 
 
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. 
 
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. 
 
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. 
 
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left. 
 
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 
 
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. 
 
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. 
 
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. 
 
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. 
 
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.   
 
Finally CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY. . . 
LAST, BUT NOT LEAST: 
 
“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!!!”