Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday November 23rd

1/  Good grief it just gets worse and worse. Paul Krugman points out how serious the political situation is and how the Republicans are determined to shut down the government unless they get their way. You and I, dear readers, aren't fully aware of the way politics and government work which is why we need real journalists to look at this stuff for us, but we feel the uncertainty and anger out there viscerally....this is why I'm doing this blog, because unless we the public stay informed we can't protect ourselves. But this is serious shit.....and in April it will hit the fan.....

The fact is that one of our two great political parties has made it clear that it has no interest in making America governable, unless it’s doing the governing. And that party now controls one house of Congress, which means that the country will not, in fact, be governable without that party’s cooperation — cooperation that won’t be forthcoming.
Elite opinion has been slow to recognize this reality. Thus on the same day that Mr. Simpson rejoiced in the prospect of chaos, Ben Bernanke, the Federal Reserve chairman, appealed for help in confronting mass unemployment. He asked for “a fiscal program that combines near-term measures to enhance growth with strong, confidence-inducing steps to reduce longer-term structural deficits.”
My immediate thought was, why not ask for a pony, too? After all, the G.O.P. isn’t interested in helping the economy as long as a Democrat is in the White House. Indeed, far from being willing to help Mr. Bernanke’s efforts, Republicans are trying to bully the Fed itself into giving up completely on trying to reduce unemployment.














2/  A frankly frightening article, and a review of the book mentioned in the story....

Some of you may see some of my commentary about the oligarchy having taken over all three branches of government and think "this guy is nuts".....if you do, read this article. It details everything in yours and my worst nightmares, how the oligarchs have been planning the takeover of the levers of power for 30 years. To make them richer and richer, at your expense. And it's not some wacky website rant - it's the St. Petersburg Times....
But I have difficulty understanding why they would take the risk of destroying the middle class and taking away even the meagre safety net for the poor we have now....the risk is riots, civil unrest and hungry rednecks with lots of guns. Unless the plan is to recreate the Russia of 100 years ago, with a fabulously wealthy elite, an upper middle professional class and peasants and serfs at the bottom.....
It's because cutting taxes for the richest Americans is the GOP's No. 1 job. Nothing else comes close to being that important, despite the campaign rhetoric of these leading Republicans. Not reducing the deficit, not supporting the troops, not cutting taxes for the middle class, not outlawing abortion, not even, dare I say it, protecting gun rights. Boehner and McConnell are the four-star mercenary generals in a war launched by America's corporate interests and superrich. This is what they were hired to do.
A new, amazing book explains. InWinner-Take-All Politics, How Washington Made the Rich Richer — And Turned Its Back on the Middle Class, political scientists Jacob Hacker of Yale and Paul Pierson of the University of California, Berkeley, detail the operational battle plan that the superrich have been implementing for the last 30 years. With piles of cash, they've built an army of beholden politicians, Republicans as well as Democrats, and an array of conservative think tanks such as the Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute to seed ideas and feed the public their arguments.
The agenda is simple: reduce taxes for the superrich while watering down or defeating regulation that might make the economy operate more fairly. 



"Winner Take All Politics".
Here's the book review review from the Economist, a fairly conservative magazine. They say "It's a pretty good book", which in Britishese is a glowing review.....

Are American executives being paid more because shareholders are getting their money's worth, or is something else going on? Here, I imagine my colleague may disagree with Messrs Hacker and Pierson's arguments. But it's definitely worth reading them. It's a pretty good book.














3/  A DDD favourite, Auto Tune the News with Antoine's story. I played this again as I haven't heard it for three months or so, and now I can't get it out of my head. It's on an endless loop in my brain.....so I thought "misery loves company", so here it is again. Go ahead, open it.....just one wafer-thin sound bite....go on.......one click.......















4/  A couple of climate change stories just in case you have been watching Fox News, both confirming we as a species are in deep shit....once the process of warming reaches a critical point it's too late to stop, and we've reached it......

This story is about China importing coal to feed their power plants.....politically difficult to stop, because the exporting countries need the mining jobs and like China paying us for imports for a change.....and China doesn't care......

The United States now ships coal to China via Canada, but coal companies are scouting for new loading ports in Washington State. New mines are being planned for the Rockies and the Pacific Northwest. Indeed, some of the world’s more environmentally progressive regions are nascent epicenters of the new coal export trade, creating political tensions between business and environmental goals.
Traditionally, coal is burned near where it is mined — particularly so-called thermal or steaming coal, used for heat and electricity. But in the last few years, long-distance international coal exports have been surging because of China’s galloping economy, which now burns half of the six billion tons of coal used globally each year.




The second is about the Siberian permafrost warming and giving off the methane gas trapped in the soil. Methane is 23 times worse than CO2.....

Gas locked inside Siberia's frozen soil and under its lakes has been seeping out since the end of the last ice age 10,000 years ago. But in the past few decades, as the Earth has warmed, the icy ground has begun thawing more rapidly, accelerating the release of methane – a greenhouse gas 23 times more powerful than carbon dioxide – at a perilous rate.
Some scientists believe the thawing of permafrost could become the epicenter of climate change. They say 1.5 trillion tons of carbon, locked inside icebound earth since the age of mammoths, is a climate time bomb waiting to explode if released into the atmosphere.














5/  Three Florida stories......

The first is from the Orlando Sentinel, and the BS our new Governor and the scum in Tallahassee are feeding us, which is "cut taxes and it will create jobs". Didn't work then, and won't work now - it's just their way of giving tax breaks to their corporate donors and friends....good article....

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, then Florida politicians are downright deranged.

This state's failed economic policies have left Florida worse off than most every other state in America.

And yet, Gov.-elect Rick Scott and the simpletons in Tallahassee want to double-down on disaster.

Their plan is to cut the corporate income tax, which is already one of the lowest in America.

They claim this will help you. But it's really just part of the continuing assault on the middle class.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/columnists/os-scott-maxwell-corporate-taxes-112120101120,0,4609242.column




This one is about how "the boys" [polluters] want our newly elected crack legislative team of Republicans to oppose any clean water regulations, so they snap to it and make "no to the EPA" noise. Disgusting, but get used to it.....these scum politicians will do anything the corporations want even [make that especially] if it hurts the disappearing middle class....
Rick Scott, Pam Bondi and the rest of Florida's newly elected Republican leadership teamed up the other day for a shameful cause — dirtier streams, lakes and drinking water. The pair joined a host of incoming Republican officeholders to blast the new clean water rules announced this month by the Environmental Protection Agency. These leaders need to get their facts — and their priorities — straight. Polluted water endangers public health, threatens the golden geese of property values and tourism and destroys the very environment that attracts residents here. The state should welcome the new standards and work with polluters to clean up the public's waterways.



OK some levity - funny column from Carl Hiaasen about Charlie Crist pardoning Jim Morrison of the Doors......so Jim writes our Charlie a letter from heaven.....

An absolutely true news item: Florida Gov. Charlie Crist will seek a pardon for the late Jim Morrison, lead singer of the Doors, who was convicted of exposing himself and using profanity during a chaotic Miami concert in 1969.
Dear Gov. Crist,
I’m writing to you from Rock n’ Roll Heaven, where I’ve been hanging out ever since I nodded off in that bathtub in Paris, way back in ’71.















6/  Flying for Thanksgiving? Get ready for TSA patting you down.......very funny skit from Saturday Night Live.....2 minutes including a commercial for Minis.....















7/  As I said above, it just gets worse and worse. Here's a story about our young people and how hard it is for them to find a job....serious stuff.....if you have teenage or 20's kids you had better know someone or have strings to pull.....otherwise they will be living with you for a long time.....

Today, the kids’ outlook is almost as bleak as the housing market; they are unemployed, underwater on student debt, and out of luck from a reluctant political system.
Currently, even after a slight boost in jobs growth, unemployment for 18-24 year olds stands at 24.7%. For 20-24 year olds, it hovers at 15.2%. These conservative estimates, using the Bureau of Labor Statistics U3 measure, do not reflect the number of marginally attached or discouraged young workers feeling the lag from a nearly moribund job market.
The U3 measure also does not count underemployment, yet with only 50% of B.A. holders able to find jobs requiring such a degree, underemployment rates are a telling index of the squeezing of the 18-30 year old Millennial generation. While it appears everyone is hurting since the financial collapse, young adults bear a disproportionate burden, constituting just 13.5% of the workforce while accounting for 26.4% of those unemployed. Even with good credentials, it is difficult for young people to find work and keep themselves afloat.














8/  New trailer for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".....can't wait to see it......2 minutes......















9/  TV tonight [Tuesday]. Frontline with what sounds like an excellent documentary.....

The latest “Frontline” documentary comes with a blunt, no-one-was-aiming-for-lyricism title: “Facing Death.” The name and the accompanying promotional materials, with an image of a corpselike hand on a hospital bed, suggest a resurrection of the kind of tired and unwinnable debates that surrounded the case of Terri Schiavo. But the film, produced by Miri Navasky and Karen O’Connor, who paid such elegant tribute to the grim subject of mortuary work in “The Undertaking,” ambitiously explores the complex questions that arise about extending life when a patient is not merely in a persistent vegetative state.













Twofer today - "Fantastic Photography" slideshow, and "Fox Hat" video......









Todays blonde joke


Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole
 digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
 











Todays driving joke


I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.  Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.


You know, you just can't fix stupid.










Todays golfers jokes

Golfer’s Credo
1)      Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it
2)      Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing
3)      When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls
4)      If you’re afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting put, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top the ball halfway there
5)      The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing
6)      No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse
7)      The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many other errors
8)      A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck
9)      Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts
10)     It’s not a gimme if you’re still away
11)     The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree
12)     You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time
13)     Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three
14)     When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at the exact moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again
15)     Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogies to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
16)     Hazards attract; fairways repel
17)     A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours
18)     If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint
19)     A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many golfers from giving up the game
20)     A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are
21)     If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life
22)     Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white. They’re sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week
23)     If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse)
24)     It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don’t get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and fart if you are performing Brain Surgery











Monday, November 22, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Monday November 22 -Cruising

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Cruising and the cruise industry

Just had the privilege of sailing with Travel Agents on two of the most advanced ships in the industry.....great fun, everything is free and the companies are proudly presenting the latest innovations to the vacation experience.
We were on the Celebrity Eclipse for two nights, a 122,000 ton beauty that carries almost 3000 passengers. The ship is about as elegant as you can get with the traditional design of all of the main functions on two decks, with a huge pool deck on top of the ship. Note the Solstice class ships have a lawn, yes grass as part of the sunbathing area......Celebrity ships aim at the top of the middle class market, with butler service, formal nights and tasteful events [no belly flop contests!].....if you like the nicer things in life [like our readers] this is the cruise for you.....
I then joined Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas for a two nighter, 225,000 tons, 5400+ passengers.....however the ship is so spacious it doesn't feel crowded at all.....but a spoiler alert - I was on the design team for this ship and put a lot of hours and energy into the details of this amazing vessel so I'm biased, but still hopefully objective. The entertainment is incredible - the featured show is "Chicago" the musical, the ice show on the ships skating rink is excellent, didn't see the Aqua show but the one on the Oasis [sister ship] is fun. RCCL has made a ship so spectacular it is literally jaw dropping. If you have a group of friends, or a multigenerational family group this is the ship for you.... there is something for everyone......

It was really interesting to go back after three years on my own, and there are three strong trends I can see have developed.....
A - Choosing a cruise is like buying a car.....the advertised price [say $799] is for the basic model with manual transmission - what you will end up paying is a lot more than that if you want something better....and you always do. And should. Don't get sticker shock - build it in to your budget.
The big change in the last few years and best value of a cruise is the alternative dining facilities - $30 per person for some world class restaurants - we ate in Qsine on the Eclipse, which had the menus on an I-Pad, and served you small portions of a huge range of food in fun and innovative ways.....an example was a meze of Middle Eastern dishes served in a small open sided bookcase-like rack that sat in the middle of the table. Very cool. 
On the Allure I ate in a fabulous Brazilian restaurant, with the meat on the swords etc, as good as anything in Miami....and an Asian venue that had some of the best sushi rolls ever...but if you go there get the grill special.....amazing.
So my advice if you are interested in a cruise is 1/ go for a balcony, it's worth it.....2/ eat in all of the premium restaurants at least once even if you don't make it to the main dining room.....3/ remember everything worth having is extra - cruise lines have been very ingenious in coming up with tempting items you pay for......I know this because this was my job!!! But buy them anyway - you just need to remember the $799 is the start...with drinks, excursions, a bit of shopping, meals and a flutter at the tables you can easily double or triple this.....factor it in.....and it's still excellent value.....

B - The port experience. This is the part cruise lines don't really mention in too much detail - naturally - the standard Eastern/Western Caribbean ports are horrible. Being in Cozumel, or St. Thomas, or Grand Cayman, or St. Maarten with [sometimes up to] 8 huge ships is a nightmarish experience. All of the ports are so commercialised it's like being in Daytona Beach on bike week, trying to shop.....truly awful. 
It isn't much better in Europe - Mary and I were in Santorini in Greece with two big ships at anchor, and the beautiful little town was overwhelmed with tourists....these charming ports can't take 8000 visitors. How do you get around this? Look closely at the Shore Excursions and take one that goes in a van, not a bus, or just accept the fact if you get off the ship it will be really crowded - get off late, by then some of the passengers will be returning to the ship. 
Another tip is to rent a car and get out of the port.....research where to go online and all of these ports have car rentals. Another strategy is that most cruise passengers go back to the ship for lunch so if you find a local restaurant about 1.30ish you can have a pleasant time ashore.
If you know what to expect you will have a better time....there are quite a few experienced cruisers who don't get off the ships in port...

C/ The competition for the high end passenger. Both the Eclipse and the Allure had about 20% of their cabins as mini-suites, suites and above, as do all other cruise lines, and filling these cabins at good rates is a real issue in this economy. Everyone who is doing well enough to consider $5000 and up for a premium suite may well settle for a normal cabin. The trend in the cruise industry [without making a big deal of it] is to create a two-tier ship - first class, and the rest. Interesting isn't it - America is becoming a two level society with the top 5% holding an astonishing 65% of the wealth, so cruise lines are following these trends and creating a two class ship, with special privileges like concierges for anyone booking the high end cabins.....
 But there are smaller luxury cruise lines like Seabourn, Oceania and SeaDream going to interesting ports also attracting the $5000+ passenger, who may not want to go to St. Thomas with all of the hoi polloi......so it's bloodbath out there to try to attract the affluent passenger.....

What's next in the cruise industry? Eventually someone is going to do the "mother ship" concept, which is to build a monster that sails from South Florida to just off St. Thomas, anchors for three days and runs high speed tenders to five or six ports that are within an hour for excursions....., then two sea days back with 10,000 of your closest friends....won't that be fun! Everything on the ship stays open as the ship is in International waters, so it gets to be quite profitable for whomever has the cojones to build one of these....
For those of you DDD readers in the cruise industry I'm sure this was interesting, but for anyone thinking of a cruise I hope I've given you a strategy to get the best value from the experience.....

David



Sunday, November 21, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday November 21st


1/  It's hard to read Bob Herbert's column in the Times - he says what we choose to forget - this country is in the shitter, with the middle class under constant attack and the poor in desperate straits. Everyone reading this knows someone who took a job at lower pay after being laid off. Everyone knows a teenager who can't get a summer job any more. Everyone knows someone in their 50's who can't find work. You also realise if you have something put away it's earning a princely 1.5%, so if you are old and need income you will be going through your capital. 
But the elites are doing just fine....the Dow is up, bankers bonuses are going to be at record levels, tax breaks are coming for the top 2%, the media continue to distract us without ever facing the real issues... etc etc. This is a very dangerous thing for the stability of our society. The blatant unfairness of it all has driven the anger of the Tea Party and the Republican rout three weeks ago, but the general public don't realise it is the corruption of our system by the corporate oligarchs that is the problem. Yet.
Oh well.....Bob Herbert captures what we choose to push to the back of our minds.....read it....







2/  Sarah Palin - her continuing popularity is a source of amazement to all of America with an IQ in three digits, but in a really interesting column Frank Rich analyses why this ditz is so popular....
There is a theory around that postulates the oligarchs picked Palin for the ticket in 08 because they knew she would make the Republicans lose....leaving Obama the disasterous financial mess he inherited and that we are living through, and setting the stage for a Republican comeback in 2010 [yup] and 2012..........
But although it is clear Tina Fey won the 08 election for Obama, Palin's milfy attractiveness to the Republican base scares "the boys", so the thought she might actually be the candidate in 2012 is getting everyone twitchy......read on.....
But logic doesn’t apply to Palin. What might bring down other politicians only seems to make her stronger: the malapropisms and gaffes, the cut-and-run half-term governorship, family scandals, shameless lying and rapacious self-merchandising. In an angry time when America’s experts and elites all seem to have failed, her amateurism and liabilities are badges of honor. She has turned fallibility into a formula for success.
Republican leaders who want to stop her, and they are legion, are utterly baffled about how to do so. Democrats, who gloat that she’s the Republicans’ problem, may be humoring themselves.







3/  Funny column on "zombie politics" from Gail Collins......by the way is "The Walking Dead" on your TiVo list?
On the other side, the Democrats are waking from an election night coma to find that the country is overrun with zombie Republicans who are demanding to be allowed to shut down the government even before their swearing-in. And when President Obama invited their leadership to break bread and talk about working together, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell said a pre-Thanksgiving sit-down didn’t fit into their schedules.
Wouldn’t want to be there when the meal finally comes off. “Bless us, oh Lord, and these, thy gifts, which ... aaauuurrgghchompchompchomp.”
In private, the Democratic senators complained bitterly about the old Obama let-us-reason-together strategy. Zombies aren’t going to make a deal on the Bush tax cuts or pass the arms treaty! All they care about is plump, tasty Democratic thighs and calves and kidneys.







4/  A photo essay of images from Las Vegas, with abandoned houses, unemployment, homeless people.....excellent photography.......Prozac anyone?








5/  The problem with having politicians who feed you bullshit all of the time is eventually you wake up with a really bad taste in your mouth....but by then it's too late.
Reading the headlines these days, I can’t help but repeat this truism: If you jump off the top of an 80-story building, for 79 floors you can think you’re flying. It’s the sudden stop at the end that tells you you’re not. It’s striking to me how many leaders and nations are behaving today as though they think they can fly — and ignoring that sudden stop at the end that’s sure to come.
..........................................
Closer to home, America’s climate-deniers mounted an effective disinformation campaign that made “climate change” a four-letter word in the Republican Party. This undermined efforts to get a clean energy bill — the sort that might break our addiction to oil and take money away from the people our soldiers are fighting in the Middle East. And all of this happened in 2010, which is on track to be the Earth’s hottest year on record. So here’s the math: 98 climate scientists out of 100 will tell you that man’s continued carbon emissions pose the risk of disruptive climate change this century. Two out of 100 will tell you it doesn’t. And “conservatives” today tell you to bet on the two. If the climate-deniers are right — but we combat climate change anyway — we’ll have slightly higher energy prices but cleaner air, more renewable energy, a stronger dollar, more innovative industries and enemies with less money. If the deniers are wrong and we do nothing, your kids will meet the sudden stop at the end.







6/  The always excellent Rachael Maddow compares the old John McCain to the new John McCain, and finds a hollow shell of a man that stands for nothing consistent.....to think if he hadn't picked Palin for his running mate he may have had a decent shot at being President....frightening....5 minutes......







7/  Heard this on the radio - if you like dance music this is excellent....but I was surprised to find the video has girls in lingerie having pillowfights, with a stalker lurking around.....German video.....of course!.....3 minutes....







8/  If you don't believe corporate money has corrupted everything in this country read this story about how Massey Energy has persecuted a coal mine owner they forced out of business. This is getting like Russia.....
It’s not hard to see why. In 2002, a West Virginia jury awarded $50 million to Mr. Caperton after finding that the powerful chairman of Massey EnergyDon L. Blankenship, had set out to financially destroy him and his small coal company. But even as this state’s highest court repeatedly threw out that award, controversies emerged over ties between Mr. Blankenship and court judges.
One judge stepped aside in 2008 from the case after photographs emerged showing him vacationing alongside Mr. Blankenship in Monte Carlo, and another judge did so after the United States Supreme Court ruled last year that he should not have ruled on Massey’s appeals because Mr. Blankenship had spent $3 million supporting his election.







9/  Companies and politics
Here are two corporations you may deal with on a regular basis that are contributing to far right causes....Publix and AT&T.
If you are a Republican, this is good and give them more of your business. 
If you are a Democrat, be advised accordingly and Costco looks better and better.....

Publix Supermarkets are the number two contributor to the Republican Party in Florida and have been for years. Progress Energy is number one.
Florida Tax Watch a Right-Wing political action committee was founded by Publix and has two members on the board today.
Publix gave $200.000 to fight amendment 4 to two PACS “Citizens for Lower Taxes” and “Floridians for Smarter Growth”.  The greater the growth the more profit for Publix!
Many Publix Board Members contribute individually to the Republican Party and Republican Candidates.

But AT&T is not CREDO.
• AT&T was the top contributor — with a whopping $351,500 — to members of the House Tea Party Caucus, led by the extremist Michele Bachmann, according to July totals from OpenSecrets.org.(1)
• AT&T contributed to the Senate Conservatives Fund, which raised money for Christine O'Donnell, Joe Miller, Ken Buck, Sharron Angle, and Rand Paul — all backed by the Tea Party.(2)
• AT&T's political action committee was recently ranked by Opensecrets.org as one of the biggest political contributors in the 2009-2010 cycle.(3)

And of course ANYBODY is better than the bastards at AT&T........












Todays video - a DDD favourite......if you didn't watch this three weeks ago now's the time.....

This video is like a kick in the stomach. It's a video made by the Australian Government of Victoria that was shown on Aussie TV to try to educate people about the carnage caused by drunk driving. It's powerful, real, shockingly violent but also incredibly moving.....should be mandatory for every teenage driver before they get their license.....
Excellent soundtrack "Everybody Hurts" by REM....

Highly, highly recommended.....5 minutes......


DUI 
 









Todays courtroom jokes
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Courtroom Humor
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?




Todays Catholic joke

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." 
           The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." 
           Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter;  slim, tall38D breasts, 24" waist, 34" hips. When she walks into a room people say...









                         "Oh My God!!....."








Todays seniors joke

                          UP & DOWN SEX
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly ladystruck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed,
they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
headed to the river to his fishing boat and
started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a
fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
'Do you want to go up or down?'
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
right there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe
what had just happened, but he had just experienced
the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the
river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
river.
He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'
There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
he asked her to go fishing again the next day..
She said yes and there they were the next day,
riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'
The woman replied, 'Down.'
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
guided the boat down the river when he came upon
another fork in the river and he asked the
lady, ‘Up or down ?'
She replied, 'Up.'
This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'
She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
fuck or drown!”