Sunday, March 23, 2014

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday March 23rd


Are you brave enough to read #5? Good luck.....



1/  Thomas Frank is the author of a wonderful book "What's The Matter With Kansas", and many more. He is a seasoned observer of the political scene, and looks at how the President is trying to have it both ways, talking about inequality but subtly shifting the conversation to "opportunity". The allows the system, rigged in favour of the 1% and the 0.1% to continue because now the fault lies with the upwardly mobile striver - didn't make it? Must have been a character flaw.

Frank takes us through the hope that elected Obama, that he would change things but how the reality is that all of his appointments to key positions are insiders, the same Washington toadies....

It's all consolidating at the top folks - the elites and the oligarchs want ALL our money.....

There is no meritocracy: It’s just the 1 percent, and the game is rigged

The game is rigged: We elected Obama to hold the 1 percent accountable. So why are they still running everything?


There is no meritocracy: It's just the 1 percent, and the game is rigged(Credit: AP/Jacquelyn Martin/Salon)
The big news after President Obama’s State of the Union address in January was that he didn’t really talk about the issues of inequality that everyone expected him to talk about. Instead, he shifted the “conversation,” as we call it, toward the subject of opportunity. He shied away from the extremely disturbing fact that when you work these days only your boss prospers, and brought us back to the infinitely less disturbing fact that sometimes poor people do get ahead despite it all. In a clever oratorical maneuver, Obama illustrated this comforting idea by referencing the success stories of both himself—“the son of a single mom”—and his arch-foe, Republican House Speaker John Boehner—“the son of a barkeep.” He spoke of building “new ladders of opportunity into the middle class,” a phrase that has become a trademark for his administration.
The problem, as Obama summed it up, is that Americans have ceased to believe they can rise from the ranks. “Opportunity is who we are,” he said. “And the defining project of our generation must be to restore that promise.”
The switcheroo was subtle, but if you’ve been paying attention you couldn’t miss it: These were almost precisely the words Obama had used the month before (“The defining challenge of our time”) to describe inequality itself.
Well, the Democratic apparat heard it, and as one body did they sway and swoon. This was a move of statesmanlike genius, they said. “Opportunity” and social mobility are what Americans have always liked to hear about, they declared; “inequality” sounds like a demand for entitlements—or something much worse. “What you want to do is focus on the aspirational side of this,” said Paul Begala in a typical remark, “lifting people up, not on just complaining about a lack of fairness or inequality.”
If you’re in the right mood, you might well agree with him. 










2/  Frank Rich with his insightful look at the weeks two big stories.....

Russia's President Vladimir Putin (C) speaks during a rally to celebrate the incorporation of Crimea at the Red Square in Moscow, on March 18, 2014, with Crimean Prime Minister Sergei Aksyonov (R) attending the rally.  Putin pushed today every emotional button of the collective Russian psyche as he justified the incorporation of Crimea, citing everything from ancient history to Russia's demand for respect to Western double standards.
Every week, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich talks with contributor Eric Benson about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: Putin's ominous move to claim Crimea, the state of American populism, and Rupert Murdoch going off the rails.
Yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Putin reclaimed Crimea as part of Russia, celebrating with a chest-thumping address at the Kremlin, in which he denounced Western opposition to his actions and justified them on historical grounds. Many commentators are concerned that Putin may be contemplating a further takeover of Southeastern Ukraine and possibly even a challenge to the sovereignty of the NATO-aligned Baltic republics. Mitt Romney took a lot of heat in 2012 for saying Russia was"our number-one geopolitical foe." In retrospect, was he right? And what more, if anything, can Obama do about it?
Of course the president can and will beef up the weak, previously announced sanctions, as indeed the White House is already indicating. John Cassidy at The New Yorker has it right when he calls for the U.S. to tighten the screws on all the Russian oligarchs who are “buying up houses in Kensington and apartmentsoverlooking Central Park” (not to mention Knightsbridge, Mayfair, and the Upper East Side). But Putin will not reverse himself on Crimea, and guess what? We may have to live with that, and we may have to live with a stormy U.S. relationship with a swaggering nationalistic Russia for years to come. But that is not the same thing as a new Cold War — the communist Soviet Union is dead, unbeknownst to the likes of John McCain, and so is its old nuclear arms race with the U.S. Should Putin now move to seize Lithuania and Latvia, as those on the American right promoting a new domino theory would have it, no doubt America will respond with far stronger measures, including some kind of military involvement, as Biden was implying during a visit to Eastern Europe today. But few believe that Putin is that mad.











3/  Bill Maher has some serious and stern advice for Democrats - win the word game. A fairly muted Maher, but still a good five minutes of intelligent humour.....and look at the last line in this excerpt - funny!

Bill Maher thinks the Democrats need to up their game if they want a chance of winning midterms, and the answer lies in one word: phrasing. See, Republicans are very good at the phrasing game, as Maher explained, taking things like “estate tax” and “poor people” and changing them into the more politically-friendly “death tax” and “takers.” So Maher said the Democrats need to embrace the same tactic, like renaming food stamps “Christ coupons” or an abortion as a “natal do-over.”
Maher joked the GOP is so obsessed with selling ideas like the rich shouldn’t pay taxes and black people shouldn’t vote that eventually they’ll just rename slavery as a way of fighting back against “race-based freedom quotas.”
He credited the right for being unified on almost everything, because once the “feces throwers on hate radio” start saying something, everyone in the GOP starts listening. So Maher gave the Democrats some suggestions, including pot legalization being touted as “creating green jobs” and branding solar energy as a way for America to “invade the sun and take its oil!












4/  Interesting article from Salon about the meat industry in the US, and how the market is dominated by four corporations, Tyson Foods being the biggest. The author makes the point that small farmers in rural America are in trouble because of the monopoly power of these giant companies, who grind the farmers profit margins down while entrenching their power through lobbyists and political clout. 

Oh and by the way - unless you are buying your protein intelligently, you are eating their chemical and drug laden meat. That's how bad the market is.......

How the meat industry killed the free market(Credit: AP/Chitose Suzuki)
The dark secrets behind America’s meat industry are enough to make us sick – and according to journalist Christopher Leonard, that’s only the start of it. Our health, the well-being of animals and large swaths of rural America are all under threat by America’s monopolized meat industry, Leonard says, and the full extent to which it’s taken over should be making us a lot angrier than it is.
“It’s been very telling to me how bothered consumers are when they learn how this industry really operates,” Leonard told Salon.
“The Meat Racket,” Leonard’s new exposé, lays it all out on the chopping board: how virtually all of our meat is produced by the same four companies, led by Tyson, how those companies manage to keep the farmers who raise their chickens under crippling debt while ensuring that poultry prices stay high, and how the only real choice left for the consumer is to either partake or opt out of meat altogether.
Leonard spoke with Salon about how he brought these heavily guarded secrets to light, and explained why those who would defend the industry are apologists for a system gone wildly awry. This interview has been edited for length and clarity.
First, could you tell us a little bit about your relationship to the meat industry? How were you able to get this inside view of what’s going on in Tyson’s boardrooms? 
I’ve been a business reporter in the Midwest for about 10 years. I covered agribusiness for the Associated Press, and before that, I worked at smaller newspapers. And in that role, I kept kind of bumping up against the industrial meat system. I wrote my first story about Tyson foods in 1999 for a newspaper, and the more I encountered this system, the more I became fascinated with it. It’s a remarkable experience to walk into one of these giant factory farms and see 75,000 chickens on the ground in front of you.
But the seeds for this book really came in 2004, when I went down to this little town of Waldron, Arkansas, to report on chicken farmers down there. And I was just absolutely stunned by just how much power Tyson had over these farmers, and how powerful it was in this little town. And I wanted to find out how we got to this point, where these companies can act like virtual dictators in these towns where they operate, where they have regional monopolies.











5/  Hmmmm........according to a team of scientists at NASA Goddard Center our civilization is only a few decades away from collapse.....and it's not only climate change, but the strains put on our resources. 

Not sure if this article is deliberately overstated to get us to wake up, but the part about the Elites rings true, and there is a lot of logic in their conclusions. It's also the first story I have seen that ties all of the moving parts together - climate, agriculture, overpopulation, energy and water. Another first - it gives dates.....

Think about this - if everyone on Earth, all 7 billion of us, had the same standard of living as America/Europe we would need five planets to keep up with the demand......then read the story.....

nasa, study, concludes, when, civilization, will, end,, and, it's, not, looking, good, for, us, NASA Study Concludes When Civilization Will End, And It's Not Looking Good for UsImage Credit: AP
Civilization was pretty great while it lasted, wasn't it? Too bad it's not going to for much longer. According to a new study sponsored by NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center scientists,l explains that modern civilization is doomed. And there's not just one particular group to blame, but the entire fundamental structure and nature of our society.
Analyzing five risk factors for societal collapse (population, climate, water, agriculture and energy), the report says that the sudden downfall of complicated societal structures can follow when these factors converge to form two important criteria. Motesharrei's report says that all societal collapses over the past 5,000 years have involved both "the stretching of resources due to the strain placed on the ecological carrying capacity" and "the economic stratification of society into Elites [rich] and Masses (or "Commoners") [poor]." The so-called Elite population restricts the flow of resources accessible to the Masses, accumulating a surplus for themselves that is high enough to strain natural resources. Eventually this situation will inevitably result in the destruction of society.
Elite power, the report suggests, will buffer "detrimental effects of the environmental collapse until much later than the Commoners," allowing the privileged to "continue 'business as usual' despite the impending catastrophe."
Science will surely save us, the nay-sayers may yell. But technology, argues Motesharrei, has only damned us further:













6/  "McConnelling" is a new verb, and let Jon Stewart tell you what it means in this four minute clip. Jon really gets into this one, one of his funniest......

Don't watch the first video unless you are a diehard fan of the ugliest man in the Senate, the lidless turtle Mitch McConnell - go to the second video with Jon......
By taking the first 12 seconds or so of the ad, which consists of three consecutive awkward smiles from the candidate, and replacing the generic backing track with literally any song, The Daily Show was able to create something that made Stewart laugh uncontrollably.
From Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Sound of Silence” to The Who’s “Behind Blue Eyes,” the show presented some of their favorite versions of the ad before issuing the challenge to viewers to create and share their own using the hashtag #McConnelling.













7/  "We Are From The Future", an unusual seven minute vision of [I think] how technology can and will save us.....it's also spectacularly visual, astonishing images set to haunting, beautiful music. Quite different, and very "new-agey" cool indeed.....

"Greetings... We are from the future. Everything is going to be alright. The future is a beautiful place ... But you will need some training in order to inhabit it.

In the future - technology evolves faster than any human mind can think. When the singularity occurred. We became like gods - able to create entire worlds in the blink of an eye.

Every thought had drastic immediate impact. All of our dreams became a reality - but so did our nightmares. The future became a battle of ideas. We had to learn to direct our minds - to prevent dark psychological forces - from destroying all of us. Now with every new world we create, we summon the sacred imperative of mind... "Let there be Light."













8/  Republicans now have an approved plan for birth control, a little controversial but the only family planning approved by the Republican Party.....two amusing minutes.....

PlanGOP
PlanGOP is the only Republican approved form of birth control.
Director and writer Rod Blackhurst and Josh Murphy created this great piece of political satire which presents a family planning option that Republicans are sure to wish was a real product.
With PlanGOP, Republican couples can determine if their unborn child exhibits any signs of liberal leanings, intelligence, compassion… if so, parents can “opt-out,” or “discontinue.”













9/  A topic we see or hear discussed only rarely, actually very rarely, is overpopulation. The planet has 7 billion hungry people, but in America the only mention of this issue is in the context of crazy religious loons making poor black and minority have babies they can't afford and don't want. This is Bill Maher, the serious sociologist interviewing Alan Weisman.....

An excellent, fascinating eight minutes.....

Bill Maher says you aren’t an environmentalist unless you care about overpopulation

OK, so the green movement needs to get away from the words“environment,” “Earth,” and “planet,” but TV host Bill Maher has a fantastic point (for once): If you care about sustainability — hell, if you care about the future at all — you should be seriously worried about overpopulation.
Maher spoke with Countdown author Alan Weisman in an insightful, much-needed conversation. “This is a topic most environmental groups won’t touch,” Weisman began. (We will!)
Weisman noted that Iran has the best family planning programs in history, with free birth control and premarital classes that teach just how frickin’ expensive it is to raise a kid. Plus, women are encouraged to stay in school, which delays parenthood. (As Maher says, “Education is the best contraception.”) Watch — it’s eight minutes worth seeing:











10/  There are stupid states, and then there's Mississippi, run by religious wackos, bigots who think they are still slave owners and IQ deficient idiots. Think that's a little OTT? Read this sorry tale.......

175354030-pregnant-women-wait-for-a-medical-visit-on-august-2Should a woman be prosecuted for giving birth to a stillborn baby?
Photo by Eric Feferberg/AFP/Getty Images
In 2006, Mississippi teenager Rennie Gibbs gave birth to a little girl, Samiya. She was a month premature and arrived with an umbilical cord around her neck, stillborn. Shortly thereafter, Gibbs was indicted for murder—"depraved heart murder," to be exact—and has spent the past seven years fighting for her freedom. This is all because a highly controversial medical examiner named Steven Hayne discovered traces of a cocaine byproduct called benzoylecgonine in Samiya's blood and decided that it must have been the cause of death. (No actual cocaine was found in Samiya's body.) Nina Martin of ProPublica reports on the case, putting it in context with the larger nationwide push to hold women, especially young women of color, criminally accountable for failing to produce a live baby when they give birth. 
There's no doubt that Gibbs took cocaine during her pregnancy. But, as Martin reports, the case against Gibbs for "unlawfully, willfully, and feloniously" killing her baby—as the indictment reads—appears to be more political than scientific. The defense has hired a number of expert witnesses who say that the likeliest cause of death is "umbilical cord compression," with one forensic pathologist concluding, "It is impossible to conclude from the very small amount of benzoylecgonine that the stillbirth was caused by cocaine toxicity." In addition, the defense argued, in motions to dismiss the case, that there is no evidence linking cocaine use during pregnancy with "serious fetal harms, birth defects, or serious long-term physical or developmental impairments," much less directly causing stillbirth. (This comes from research by Deborah A. Frank, a pediatrician and researcher at Boston University School of Medicine.) Using cocaine during pregnancy can cause placental disruption, but it didn't in this case.











11/  OH NO - not another cute animal video!!! Eeeek! 

Actually this one is funny, and set to music....two minutes.....
Some dogs experience separation anxiety when their owner leaves them home alone.
Not this one.
After its owner leaves, this pooch heads straight for a bed it isn't allowed on to have a playful romp. A video of the delightful doggy disobedience, shot via a hidden camera, captured the entire scene, from the dog's initially hesitant approach to the full-on canine bliss a short time later. While the dog engages in its antics, a cat looks on at the display disapprovingly.












12/  Another story about our corrupt, disgusting criminal Governor.....and yet he is getting better in the polls because he has started Koch funded ads emphasising his poor upbringing - BS.....

This story is about how his assets are supposed to be in a blind trust while he is Governor, but aren't......

Gov. Rick Scott Photo: Joe Burbank, Orlando Sentinel
Gov. Rick Scott
Photo: Joe Burbank, Orlando Sentinel
Over the last 15 months, Gov. Rick Scott and his wife, Ann, through various entities, made more than $17 million selling hundreds of thousands of shares of Argan Inc., a publicly-traded company whose subsidiary, Gemma Power Systems, does business in Florida.
The Scotts’ Argan profits were magnificent, more than quadruple their investment.
Gov. Scott’s blind trust sold 140,976 of those Argan shares worth $2.54 million on Dec. 20, 2012. After the sale, the blind trust retained more than 520,000 Argan shares worth $9.43 million.
You aren’t supposed to know that. Gov. Scott isn’t supposed to know it either.
Not long after taking office in 2011, Scott put his personal portfolio of stocks including Argan, bonds and other financial assets into the blind trust that’s managed by others. The idea was to eliminate any appearance of a conflict of interest between the governor’s financial assets and his official duties by “blinding” him  – and the public – to the nature of his vast holdings.
Yet an investigation by BrowardBulldog.org has found that the governor’s blind trust, and Florida’s qualified blind trust law, have been ineffective. They have not prevented public disclosure of Gov. Scott’s personal riches.














13/  Lorde is a gifted singer, and in this low key single "Royals" she shows her excellent voice very well. 

Listen to the lyrics - the song is about class, growing up poor, alienation and trying to find a way out through boxing [I think]. Anyway, it must strike a chord with the young, because this has 231 million hits.....













14/  Wes Anderson is a Director's movie director, meaning he is revered in the industry for complex, visually compelling movies that appeal to anyone who loves the cinema, as opposed to lots of stuff "blowed up good, blowed up real goooood"...... A new movie from him is an event and "The Grand Budapest Hotel" in theaters is, according to this review, wonderful. Great cast.

You can also have the DDD opinion as we saw it yesterday in Winter Park, and it was excellent.....and if you are going to go, watch the two minute appreciation below - it will enhance your "viewing experience"....

It’s a tough choice, but if I had to pick the most Wes Anderson moment in “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” it would be the part when inmates escape from a prison using tiny sledgehammers and pickaxes that have been smuggled past the guards inside fancy frosted pastries. This may, come to think of it, be the most Wes Anderson thing ever, the very quintessence of his impish, ingenious and oddly practical imagination. So much care has been lavished on the conceit and its execution that you can only smile in admiration, even if you are also rolling your eyes a little.
“The Grand Budapest Hotel,” Mr. Anderson’s eighth feature, will delight his fans, but even those inclined to grumble that it’s just more of the same patented whimsy might want to look again. As a sometime grumbler and longtime fan, I found myself not only charmed and touched but also moved to a new level of respect.
There is no doubt that Mr. Anderson possesses a distinctive sensibility and a consistent visual style, and that instead of striking out in new directions, he tends to embroider and elaborate on familiar themes and pictorial habits. You will see many of them here: static, densely packed, fussily composed frames; traveling shots in which the camera glides alongside the characters like a low-flying bird; action sequences that refuse the usual digital hocus-pocus in favor of the older, artisanal magic of stop-motion animation, matte paintings and rear projection. You will also meet eccentric characters possessed by a kind of madcap melancholy, soulful and silly in equal measure. Some of them are played by actors you have seen elsewhere in the Anderson oeuvre, including Bob Balaban, Tilda Swinton and of course (albeit briefly) Owen Wilson and Bill Murray.Continue reading the main story

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Grand Budapest Hotel trailer.....




A two minute appreciation of why Wes Anderson's films are so appealing visually.....it's very simple.....













Todays video - the BBC production of "Animal Crackers", the one that stars with "Nighttime, Daytime"......a really good oldie.......











Todays Philosophical jokes

Confucius Say. It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
  
Confucius Say. A kiss is just shopping upstairs  for downstairs merchandise.
  
Confucius Say. It is better to lose a lover  than love a loser.
  
Confucius Say. Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy    
Confucius Say. A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
  
Confucius Say. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
  
Confucius Say. Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. 
  Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.        
 




Todays British joke

His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.
"May I ask you a question, my Lord?"
"Go ahead, Carson" said his Lordship.
"I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear on"
"What word is that?" said his Lordship.
"Aplomb" my Lord.
"Now that's a difficult one to explain. I would say it is self assurance or complete composure"
"Thank you, my Lord, but I'm still a little confused".
"Let me give you an example to make it clearer. Do you remember a few months ago the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived to spend a weekend with us?"
"I remember the occasion very well , my Lord. It gave the staff and myself much pleasure to look after them."
"Also", continued the Earl of Grantham, " do you remember Will plucked a rose for Kate in the rose garden? "
"I was present on that occasion, my Lord, ministering to their needs"
"While plucking the rose a thorn embedded itself in his thumb very deeply"
Carson replied, "I witnessed the incident, my Lord, and saw the Duchess herself remove the thorn and bandage his thumb with her own dainty handkerchief."
"That evening the prick on his thumb was so sore, Kate had to cut up his venison from our own estate, even though it was extremely tender."
"Yes my Lord, I did see everything that transpired that evening."
"The next morning while you were pouring coffee for Her Ladyship, Kate enquired of Will with a loud voice," "Darling, does your prick still throb?
And you, Carson, did not spill one drop of coffee!
Now that is aplomb!"






Todays medical joke

Health Information :
·        Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

·        Do you suffer from shyness?

·        Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects 
Side effects may include :

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings :  

·        The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

·        The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

·        The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

·        The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel may benefit! 


Now, just imagine what you could achieve with a decent Shiraz, Pinot Noir or Merlot.
 









Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday March 18th



Don't miss #10.....very good....



1/  The always excellent Frank Rich with commentary on how the Democrats have a base problem, which we saw in the Alex Sink/Jolly special election......how do you get the young and minority voters to go and vote? Angry old white people always vote, but how do you motivate everyone else.....

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 17: U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about the National Security Agency (NSA) at the Justice Department, on January 17, 2014 in Washington, DC. President Obama outlined new changes to the agency's most controversial surveillance practices. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)
Every week, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich talks with contributor Eric Benson about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: The GOP's victory a Florida special election, Rand Paul's emergence as the big winner at CPAC, and conservative critiques of Obama's appearance on "Between Two Ferns."
Earlier this week, Republican David Jolly beat Democrat Alex Sink in a hotly contested special election for the congressional seat in Florida's 13th district. Republicans are playing up the win as evidence that the Democrats are doomed in November. Democrats are dismissing the results as indicative only of one election in one district. Who is more right?
This race was a bellwether to be sure — not of what’s going to happen in November, but of the true idiocy of our political culture. A ludicrous $12 million in campaign spending was poured into this single district in which fewer than 200,000 people voted. Much of the bloviocracy hyped the race before and after as a battle akin to Ali-Frazier or, perhaps given the Florida setting, Bush vs. Gore, and as a decisive verdict on the political valence of Obamacare. And now both sides are overreading meaning into an election decided by less than 2 percent of the vote (under 4,000 votes) in a race where a third-party Libertarian candidate received almost 5 percent of the vote. 
Garin-Hart-Yang polls conducted in the district throughout the campaign found that the Affordable Care Act was “more of a lift than a drag” on the losing Democrat, Alex Sink, rather than the election’s most decisive factor. Whatever. The Democrats are in deep trouble this fall, but not because of any reading of the tea leaves in this single district, and not because the entire country hates Obamacare. The fundamentals are far more basic. As in 2010, the year of the Democrats’ shellacking, older white voters are more likely to go to the polls than young and minority voters.














2/  A very good Bill Maher on his favourite subject - religion, and he is on great form in this five minute "New Rules'........watch this, and you will definitely avoid the new movie "Noah"......

On Friday evening, Bill Maher‘s “New Rules” segment concluded with a lengthy tirade against the arbitrary rules and customs set forth in the Bible, as well as some of the more unbelievable details religious folks still believe to be literally true.
Maher began the monologue by declaring that America is “stupid” because 60 percent of the country reportedly believes the tale of Noah’s ark is literally true. He went on to slam the film Noahas “floating giraffe crap,” but said it “must be doing something right” since it’s been condemned by both Muslims and Christians. And the fact that it might lose a lot of studio money, he joked, “may put it in hot water with the Jews too.”


















3/  I know we go on and on about the right wing oligarchs and specifically the Koch Brothers, but they bought the recent election for the Republican in Tampa.....in this five minute segment Rachel Maddow looks at the Koch's campaign for the November elections, and they are starting now.......with infinite money, they have the resources to bury any candidate and have no scruples about lying in their ads. The problem is the stupids see the ads, and make up their minds so when the ads are fact-checked it's too late. Once a conservative has something in their head, facts or counterarguments don't work..... 

For any chance to win the House this fall, Democrats have to fight back regardless, and Rachel shows how one campaign is doing it......

Rachel Maddow ended her MSNBC show Tuesday night by reporting the news that Republican David Jolly had defeated DemocratAlex Sink in a special congressional election in Florida. Maddow used the story as a jumping off point to examine the new burst of ads aimed at bolstering Republicans in the 2014 midterms, many of which are being funded by David andCharles Koch.
“Most people competing in normal American political terms have to wait until they’re within a few weeks or months of their election before they start buying tens of millions of dollars of TV time to try to influence that election,” Maddow said. But, “if you are the Koch brothers, say, well then time is money and you’ve got all the money.”
















4/  This may be an unusually good year, but there is some decent TV on now......my DVR is getting full every week and since we have rules on when we watch the box in our household it's tough to see it all......

So something has to give, and as this article says it's picking up a good book, going to a movie and reading magazines.....

This story really hit home with me...... 

Not long ago, a friend at work told me I absolutely, positively must watch “Broad City” on Comedy Central, saying it was a slacker-infused hilarity.
My reaction? Oh no, not another one.
The vast wasteland of television has been replaced by an excess of excellence that is fundamentally altering my media diet and threatening to consume my waking life in the process. I am not alone. Even as alternatives proliferate and people cut the cord, they are continuing to spend ever more time in front of the TV without a trace of embarrassment.
I was never one of those snobby people who would claim to not own a television when the subject came up, but I was generally more a reader than a watcher. That was before the explosion in quality television tipped me over into a viewing frenzy.
Something tangible, and technical, is at work. The addition of ancillary devices onto what had been a dumb box has made us the programming masters of our own universes. Including the cable box — with its video on demand and digital video recorder — and Apple TV, Chromecast, PlayStation, Roku, Wii and Xbox, that universe is constantly expanding. Time-shifting allows not just greater flexibility, but increased consumption. According to Nielsen, Americans watched almost 15 hours of time-shifted television a month in 2013, two more hours a month than the year before.
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Kevin Spacey on “House of Cards.” TV shows can now follow viewers wherever they travel and whenever they have spare time. CreditNathaniel Bell for Netflix
And what a feast. Right now, I am on the second episode of Season 2 of “House of Cards” (Netflix), have caught up on “Girls” (HBO) and am reveling in every episode of “Justified” (FX). I may be a little behind on “The Walking Dead” (AMC) and “Nashville” (ABC) and have just started “The Americans” (FX), but I am pretty much in step with comedies like “Modern Family” (ABC) and “Archer” (FX) and like everyone one else I know, dying to see how “True Detective” (HBO) ends. Oh, and the fourth season of “Game of Thrones” (HBO) starts next month.














5/  British commercials are better than ours, and this one for Guinness is amusing.......a sheepdog trial, where the dog attempts to round up some lads and get them into the pub.....two minutes.....













6/  The Idaho Legislature has just passed a bill allowing concealed weapons in colleges, so one Boise Professor has written an essay with a question - "When May I Shoot A Student?"

BOISE, Idaho — TO the chief counsel of the Idaho State Legislature:
In light of the bill permitting guns on our state’s college and university campuses, which is likely to be approved by the state House of Representatives in the coming days, I have a matter of practical concern that I hope you can help with: When may I shoot a student?
I am a biology professor, not a lawyer, and I had never considered bringing a gun to work until now. But since many of my students are likely to be armed, I thought it would be a good idea to even the playing field.
I have had encounters with disgruntled students over the years, some of whom seemed quite upset, but I always assumed that when they reached into their backpacks they were going for a pencil. Since I carry a pen to lecture, I did not feel outgunned; and because there are no working sharpeners in the lecture hall, the most they could get off is a single point. 
But now that we’ll all be packing heat, I would like legal instruction in the rules of classroom engagement.

At present, the harshest penalty available here at Boise State is expulsion, used only for the most heinous crimes, like cheating on Scantron exams. But now that lethal force is an option, I need to know which infractions may be treated as de facto capital crimes.
I assume that if a student shoots first, I am allowed to empty my clip; but given the velocity of firearms, and my aging reflexes, I’d like to be proactive. For example, if I am working out a long equation on the board and several students try to correct me using their laser sights, am I allowed to fire a warning shot?












7/  Meet The Press, a pathetic Sunday "news" show hosted by the slimy David Gregory took a big chance this week.....they interviewed Bill Maher!  And he obliged wonderfully....three minutes of a serious Maher.....  

NBC’s Meet the Press has seen better days. The longest-running series in American television history is struggling in the ratings. In fact, it came in third last quarter behind ABC’s This Week and CBS’s Face the Nation. Things have gotten so bad, that NBC News President Deborah Turness met with host David Gregory and executive producer Rob Yarin on Thursday to discuss strategies to improve the show’s performance. If Ms. Turness would bother asking a liberal, she would find the problem lies with Gregory.
Well maybe they did listen to liberals considering that on Sunday, the show featured a flattering profile of progressive icon Bill Maher. The Real Time host is never shy about expressing his views and he did not disappoint. Even though he was interviewed by Harry Smith, Maher wasted no time in rebuking ACA critic Gregory:











8/  The F-35 is a new fighter for all services that will eventually cost $1.5 Trillion dollars, but is a flying disaster. Even though it looks pretty cool, it doesn't work and will not ever work properly, but is ferociously defended by politicians and lobbyists......have a look at this eight minute video, and despair at the corruption...... 

After hundreds of billions of dollars and almost ten years past due, the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter hits another hurdle.
In a report the Government Accountability Office claims the aircraft that is being dubbed the “backbone” of the US military’s future air arsenal may be costing tax payers billions of dollars more in unplanned fixes delaying the already late debut.
The program which will cost the American people approximately $1 trillion to develop, purchase and maintain until the year 2050, has been mismanaged to the point of being called a financial catastrophe.
Lockheed Martin, the company behind the F-35, has to replace almost every jet in the current inventory in which the US has agreed to purchase 2,500 of the fighter planes.
According to the GAO report, the money will go to adding roughly 10 million lines of on-board code to the jet's JSF software.
“It’s as complicated as anything on earth,” said agency expert Michael Sullivan to Wired.com.
“Software providing essential JSF capability has grown in size and complexity, and is taking longer to complete than expected,” the GAO warned.
But that isn’t the only issue to plague the already cursed aircraft.
The mechanical and safety problems persist and JSF program Chief Adm. David Venlet has shied away from setting a firm schedule for the F-35.
The Lockheed Martin creation has been in the works since the early 1990’s and was expected to be in the air by 2010, but officials are now anticipating the official launch to be 2018.












9/  Stephen Colbert is outraged that the President went on "Between Two Ferns" last week, and joins various Fox News anchors in telling Obama how wrong he was......a pretty good one, five minutes of amusement and some great zingers.....
While Fox News is not really a fan of anything related to Barack Obama, the network made it clear that it is especially disappointed by the president’s “Between Two Ferns”appearance with Zach Galifiankis. Stephen Colbert described the reaction as “a firestorm” that happened “everywhere, from Fox News, to later on on Fox News.”
The hilarious, awkward interview went viral, with 13 million shares, and boosted traffic to Healthcare.gov by 40 percent. As Colbert put it, mocking Fox, Obama has “spread a virus” and now everyone is scrambling “to sign up for health care.”
Indeed, Fox is upset because Obama “undermined the authority of the presidency,” said Colbert. “And that is Fox News’ job.”













10/  A two minute video that hits home and really says it all......if you like DDD, you need to watch this even though after digesting the message you may totally give up on politics.....

Talking politics with smart people can be tough.
Fortunately, Above Average released a fool-proof guide to talking politics with your smartest friends -- liberal and conservative -- on Wednesday.
"Politics is the smart person word for yelling about the government," the video explains.
"Smart people are confused, too," it says. "Their knowledge of how the government theoretically works gives them the delusion that they can change how the government actually works. Unfortunately for them, knowledge is not power. Money is. And only rich people can actually change things."











11/  In some ways this is not a nice country - this story illustrates the disturbing practice of solitary confinement in the prison system, and how it is akin to torture. There are more than 80,000 prisoners in this country enduring this.....
You jolt awake from a disturbed sleep, your body dripping with sweat. You don't know how much time has passed — minutes, hours, perhaps even days. But you feel frightened, and your heart is racing. You had a nightmare. You were in a dark, narrow, endless hallway. You were chasing a young man, shouting to him, but no sound came out. You had to warn him of something — you don't know what. He stopped walking and slowly turned around. You noticed his shoes, the tattoos on his arms. He was you — a younger you. His body was filled out, healthy, like yours used to be. His wrists weren't shackled. But you couldn't quite make out his face. You inched closer, squinting. But he had no face at all; there was just a blank blur. He did not recognize you, either. He turned back around and kept walking. 
That's when you woke. Now tears are coming down your face. Maybe it wasn't even a nightmare. In fact, you might've not been asleep at all.
This is your existence in "the box." You live in your brain, inside a cage, inside a penitentiary  — a prison within a prison within a prison. The cell itself is smaller than 8 feet by 10 feet, about the size of a bathroom. It’s impossible to walk more than a few steps in any direction. You've paced it hundreds of times, counting five tiles per step. You've memorized those dirty, cold tiles: every crack, every imperfect angle. You've studied them backwards, forwards and sideways. Sometimes you watch the cracks deepen, bend, or shift. Occasionally a roach or a mouse scurries past. You like when they do … a life to watch, something to talk to. 
Above is a low ceiling. Around you: three concrete walls. The dark grey paint is chipping away, revealing traces of past occupants — the stains of old graffiti, carvings of initials and marks where fingernails once scratched, scraped, dragged and dug. Then there’s the door: a heavy slab of steel. It never opens. 
Thus completes the anatomy of the hole in which you dwell, the cage that contains you, the chamber that chokes you.
There is no window; there is no clock. The artificial light is on at all times. You don't know what time it is, what day or month it is. Time can stretch into endless vacuity, collapse abruptly, or warp into itself — a nasty little trick. 
You notice that the rusty faucet in the corner is dripping. The rhythm is heinous and quickly becoming unbearable. Drip... Drip…. With each drop, your intestines twist tighter, your chest sinks heavier. It's insufferable. It has to stop. An insect flies by. The buzzing vibrates through your ears, mildly, at first. But within seconds, it intensifies, grips your skull, climbing inside and infecting your brain with rapid reverberations. The insect is inside your head now. It's certain. And still, the dripping water is getting louder and louder. It's deafening. The piercing sound of each drop, the rattling of the bones of your skull — you can't breathe. You yank violently, viciously at your hair, shrieking between stifled gasps. 
But no one hears you. No one cares. And you have nowhere to go. 
***
This depiction is fictional — but just barely. It's based on detailed accounts from prisoners who were held in isolation, and drawn from psychological studies that document the horrific symptoms that inmates commonly battle when held in solitary confinement — the practice of isolating inmates in closed cells.












12/  Remember Ebony Wilkerson? Car with three kids into the ocean? She is a poster child for black mental illness, and how it's ignored till it's too late, then it's prison......

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Ebony Wilkerson lived in South Carolina before she was imprisoned.
But last Tuesday, the pregnant 32-year-old drove her minivan into the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Daytona Beach, Fla. Her three children were sitting in the backseat, screaming as water rushed in through the windows. No one was hurt, but she's being charged with three counts of attempted murder and child abuse.
This case is beyond horrific, but there's more to the story. According Jessica Harrell, Wilkerson's sister, she had been hospitalized the day before following an alleged domestic dispute with her husband, Lutful Ronjon.
Wilkerson checked herself out of the hospital, but Harrell was still worried about her. So she called the police and told the dispatcher Wilkerson was "still not all there" and had been "talking about Jesus and how there were demons in my house and how I'm trying to control her but I'm trying to keep them safe."
Wilkerson had driven to Florida by this point. When the Daytona Beach police pulled her over, the 32-year-old informed the officer that she was afraid her husband was coming to harm her children: "It was clear during my conversation that Wilkerson was suffering from some form of mental illness," the officer wrote in his report, "but she was lucid." He added that the children were smiling quietly in the backseat and showed no signs of distress. So he let them go.











13/  California is facing an unprecedented drought, and a knock down drag out fight between the Agricultural need for water, and the cities demand for drinking water. But the biggest consumer of water is the growing of cattle feed, mainly alfalfa which is then exported to China. Talk about irony.....

Meat Makes the Planet Thirsty

By JAMES MCWILLIAMSMARCH 7, 2014
    AUSTIN, Tex. — CALIFORNIA is experiencing one of its worst droughts on record. Just two and a half years ago, Folsom Lake, a major reservoir outside Sacramento, was at 83 percent capacity. Today it’s down to 36 percent. In January, there was no measurable rain in downtown Los Angeles. Gov. Jerry Brown has declared a state of emergency. President Obama has pledged $183 million in emergency funding. The situation, despite last week’s deluge in Southern California, is dire.
    With California producing nearly half of the fruit and vegetables grown in the United States, attention has naturally focused on the water required to grow popular foods such as walnuts, broccoli, lettuce, tomatoes, strawberries, almonds and grapes. These crops are the ones that a recent report in the magazine Mother Jones highlighted as being unexpectedly water intensive. Who knew, for example, that it took 5.4 gallons to produce a head of broccoli, or 3.3 gallons to grow a single tomato? This information about the water footprint of food products — that is, the amount of water required to produce them — is important to understand, especially for a state that dedicates about 80 percent of its water to agriculture.












    14/  Movie buffs will appreciate this compilation of movies that never got an Oscar, but should have......there are 13 movies featured, with clips from each one.....I loved the Easy Rider scene.....
    When the 2014 Academy Award nominations were announced, the biggest shock was that Inside Llewyn Davis was almost completely shut out despite receiving some of the best reviews of the year. But that might not be such a bad thing.
    This may well be due to the film's brilliant subtlety and unremitting darkness, but it's unfair that such a brilliant film should go unrecognized. It turns out, though, that there's a historical precedent for this. Many of the movies that we think of as our nation's most important films were shut out of even a Best Picture nomination in their day because they were either too dark, too weird or too ahead of their time.
    Here are 13 classics that were wrongfully ignored before totally showing the Academy up:











    15/  The Chainsmokers with "Let Me Take A Selfie".....if you want to totally bemuse your grandkids just mention to them you really liked this video, or use the phrase "that's so Ratchet".....

    A fun, funny, and superfastmoving parody of youth culture......but don't overthink it, just enjoy it - it's goofy.....and has hundreds of selfies, including a couple from the Hoff.....











    16/  Daniel Ruth is a columnist for the Tampa Bay Tribune, and this is an excellent read about the wholesale corruption in our State government, starting with our unspeakably disgusting criminal Governor Skeletor. It's also full of good zingers.....


    Ruth: The best Legislature money can buy

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    To you, dearly beloved gentle reader, it might appear that today marks the beginning of the Florida Legislature's annual 60-day session in which our dedicated elected public servants gather to make life better for one and all across the state regardless of race, creed, gender or economic status.
    Isn't that quaint, in a McGuffey Reader sort of way?
    Forgive a pinch of cynicism, but you might be better off regarding the next nine weeks of stupid that are about to commence as more along the lines of "Eight Years a Knave."
    Gov. Dread Scott will deliver the always riveting State of the State address this morning before an assemblage of the Capitol's feedbag of pols.
    Not to worry. If Scott decides to remain in his Naples bunker, the state's Lt. Gov. Whatshisname, R-Judge Crater, can fill in if he is not engaged in his official duty of untangling the governor's paper clips.
    Then the House and Senate will get down to the serious business of legislatively napalming the environment, imploding public education, expanding gambling and otherwise pandering to any special interest lobbyist with a bulging checkbook looking for a home.
    And what about you, precious reader? You are so very much burnt, crumbling, mold-infested toast.





















    Todays video - the Selma Hayek table dance scene from one of the most bizarre, violent and fascinating movies of the 90's "From Dusk Till Dawn".....it's being remade as a TV series by the original Director Robert Rodriguez for the El Rey Network [?]. 
    From Dusk till Dawn: The Series is an American horror television series created by Robert Rodriguez. It forms part of the franchise of film, direct-to-video, comic and cult following of From Dusk till Dawn, expanding on the chronicles of the Gecko Brothers: Seth and Richie, The Fuller family, and Santanico Pandemonium.[1] The series premiered on March 11, 2014,[2]on Rodriguez's newly launched channel El Rey.[3] Outside the United States and Latin America, the series is marketed as aNetflix original.[4]
    It is being produced by FactoryMade Ventures in association with Miramax and executive produced by Rodriguez.[5][6]
    In this supernatural crime series, Seth Gecko and his violent, unpredictable brother, Richard "Richie" Gecko, are wanted by the FBI and Texas Rangers Earl McGraw and Freddie Gonzalez after a bank robbery left several people dead. Heading for the Mexico border, the Geckos encounter former minister Jacob Fuller and his family, whom they take hostage by commandeering the Fuller's RV. Drug lord Don Carlos reroutes them to a strip club populated by vampires that all must fight until dawn in order to survive. The series adds to the tone of the film, with new characters and backstories, while expanding the creatures' Mesoamerican mythology.[3

    The original movie was a combo of the horror, vampires and psycho killer genres with a bit of religion thrown in.......classic late night viewing! Enjoy Ms. Hayek, and the snake.....













    Todays Marines joke

    At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director
    started looking for a new one to hire.  He posted a sign at the entrance
    to the building...  EXPERIENCED WINE TASTER NEEDED -- POSITION STARTS
    IMMEDIATELY.
     
    A retired Marine sergeant named “Gunny”, drunk and with a ragged dirty
    look and smelling of last night's rounds, strolled by the building and
    saw the sign.  He went into the building to apply for the position.
     
    Aghast at his appearance, the director wondered how to send him away
    but, to be fair, he gave him a glass of wine to taste.  The old
    "jarhead" held the glass up to his left eye, tilted his head toward
    incoming sunlight and studied the contents looking through the glass. 
    He then took a sip and said, "It's a Southern California Muscat , three
    years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. 
    Somewhat low-grade but acceptable."
     
    "That's correct," said the boss.  Glancing at his assistant he
    said..."Another one, please."
     
    The old Marine took the goblet, full of a deep red liquid, stuck his
    nose into the glass, sniffed deeply and took a long slow sip....rolling
    his eyeballs in a circle, he then looked at the director and said... 
    "It's a Cabernet Sauvignon, eight years old, south-western slope, oak
    barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for the
    finest results."
     
    "Absolutely correct.  A third glass." said the director.
     
    Receiving another glass, again, the Marine eyed the crystal, took in a
    little bit of the aroma and sipped very softly....  ''It's a pinot blanc
    champagne, very high grade and exclusive,'' said the drunk calmly.
     
    The director was astonished and winked at his assistant to suggest
    something.
     
    She left the room and came back in with a wine glass half-full of urine.
     
    The old Sergeant eyed it suspiciously...a color he could not quite recall.
     
    He took a sip, swishing it over his tongue and across his teeth, musing
    upward all the while.
     
    "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get
    the job, I'll name the father."










    Todays retiree jokes


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    You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.  

    cid:X.MA2.1386202066@aol.com
    Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.  Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?

    cid:X.MA3.1386202066@aol.com 
    Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

    cid:X.MA4.1386202066@aol.com 
    By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

     
    cid:X.MA5.1386202066@aol.com
    Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

    cid:X.MA6.1386202066@aol.com

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    Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
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    cid:X.MA9.1386202066@aol.com 
    A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.  
    cid:X.MA10.1386202066@aol.com
    Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
    cid:X.MA11.1386202066@aol.com

     cid:X.MA12.1386202066@aol.com
    You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    cid:X.MA13.1386202066@aol.com
     









    Todays religious joke

    An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

    She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

    Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
    'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the angel wings.'

    The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
    'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

    'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'

    'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'

    'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and forced to do oral sex.

    'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'