Monday, July 8, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Monday July 9th




1/ Jeffrey Epstein the billionaire pedophile - the inside story on his arrest over the weekend, from NY Magazine....
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On Saturday, billionaire financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was arrested for the alleged sex trafficking of dozens of minors in New York and Florida between 2002 and 2005. In a criminal indictment unsealed Monday, federal prosecutors claimed that Epstein lured underage girls, some as young as 14, to his luxurious homes in Manhattan and Palm Beach under the guise of paying them cash for massages. He then molested them and encouraged them to recruit other young girls to return with them. The victims who returned with new victims were paid a finder’s fee.



2/. One of the most disturbing stories for me for the last month was watching the video of the Phoenix cops holding a mother at gunpoint 
because her toddler took a Barbie from a Dollar Store.....
Trevor Noah takes a good look at this disgusting episode of police overreaction.....
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Five minute unedited video of the 12 Phoenix cops terrorizing this family....




3/. David Wallace-Wells with a summary of his new book "The Uninhabitable Earth".....
I bought the book, have read it and it makes me thankful I am the age I am, because our lives are going to change much sooner than we think. The real tragedy of all this is that we can mitigate the damage if all the big polluting countries act now, but there is no chance of that with the way our dialogue has been twisted by the fossil fuel industry.
Read this article....but most of you won't, see #5 to find out why....
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It is, I promise, worse than you think. If your anxiety about global warming is dominated by fears of sea-level rise, you are barely scratching the surface of what terrors are possible, even within the lifetime of a teenager today. And yet the swelling seas — and the cities they will drown — have so dominated the picture of global warming, and so overwhelmed our capacity for climate panic, that they have occluded our perception of other threats, many much closer at hand. 



4/. Bill Maher with his season closer "New Rules".....one of his funniest six minutes for a while....
titled "No Plan B"...
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5/. One of the most disturbing things about climate change is how no one seems to care it's happening enough to do anything about it.....it's like it's 
real, but it's not going to affect me....
Great article from New York Magazine that gives some insight into "climate nimbyism"!
Denmark, Copenhagen: Two demonstrators hold a banner with the inscription “We Can’t Recycle Wasted Time” in front of the Danish Parliament during a climate protest.
Denmark, Copenhagen: Two demonstrators hold a banner with the inscription “We Can’t Recycle Wasted Time” in front of the Danish Parliament during a climate protest. Photo: Steffen Trumpf/dpa/picture alliance via Getty Image
Last month, the planet had its first climate-change election — and then, the following week, it had what was probably its second.
In Australia, the center-right, climate-skeptic Prime Minister Scott Morrison won a surprise reelection by making global warming (and the cost of doing anything about it) the central issue of the campaign. The result was invariably described as a shock, not because the preelection polling margin was so wide (it was only about two points) but because perceptions of climate momentum had seemed to make center-left victory look something like an inevitability, even in the aftermath of France’s gilets jaunes and the ballot-box failure of carbon pricing even in states as green as Washington in the blue-wave election of 2018. 




6/. The latest Trump classic.....George Washington "secured the airports"...
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7/ Good story from the Guardian about the coming food crisis....what food crisis you ask? Read on.....
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In her meticulously researched 352-page book, Little explores what it will take to continue feeding 7.5 billion people in a world where farming practices are becoming dangerously compromised due to the effects of a climate crisis – catastrophic droughts, record-breaking heatwaves, and wildly swinging weather systems. What began as an 18-month project ballooned into a five-year mission to understand an enormously complex, intricate and surprisingly emotional issue.




8/. Jimmy Kimmel went out on the street to ask people how they felt about homo sapiens becoming extinct....an amusing three minutes....
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9/. Fascinating story about automation and how it is affecting the jobs market....and no matter how much you think you know about how robots 
and AI are affecting jobs, you don't know enough. This is similar to climate change....it's happening in plain sight, but no one seems to notice....
Really, really interesting....
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There’s a chart I came across in 2017, and not only does it tell an extremely important story about automation, but it also tells a story about the state of the automation discussion itself. It even reveals how we can expect both automation and the discussion around automation to continue unfolding in the years ahead. The chart is a plot of oil rigs in the United States compared to the number of workers the oil industry employs, and it’s an important part of a puzzle that needs to be pieced together before it’s too late.




10/. Bill Maher "New Rules", and he chooses the most qualified Democrat to run in 2020.....and it will surprise you! 
A very good five minutes....
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11/. Republicans defeated a climate bill in Oregon but it was ugly - militias were ready to defend the Senators that walked out.....
The Base won again....
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SALEM, ORE. — Massive logging trucks circled the streets around the capitol, flying American flags in their truck beds and blasting horns, as hundreds of right-wing protesters rallied in support of Oregon’s fugitive GOP senators, whose week-long walkout appears to have killed the state’s ambitious cap-and-trade climate legislation.
The rally was a show of force for rural Oregonians. Hundreds of demonstrators, mostly white men, some in hard hats, some wearing camo and hunting orange, many sporting unruly beards, spilled out over the steps in front of the statehouse. The plastic tanks of an irrigation truck parked out front were spray-painted with the words “NO ON HB 2020” — referring to the climate bill. A cluster of III% militiamen gathered in black sweatshirts reading “When Tyranny Becomes Law * Rebellion Becomes Duty.” 




12/. The wonderful Tom Tomorrow....
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13/. The queen of Washington.....she's been everywhere!
Ivanka Trump walks on the moon
More Ivanka memes....



14/. Taylor Swift's new video "You Need To Calm Down"......celebs galore, an unlimited budget and lots of fun with a great message....
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15/. Interesting story about how informed women are choosing not to have children.....because of our climate future.....
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In 2050 — by which time, according to a June study, the Arctic could be ice free, the Amazon ecosystem may have collapsed and human civilization as we know it will be disintegrating — my children will be just 34 and 36. Maybe a stage in their lives when they’ll have, or be thinking about having, children of their own. Maybe they won’t ever have the luxury of that decision. 
As scientists continue to punch out increasingly apocalyptic warnings about the state of the planet, and feelings of “eco-anxiety” rise, it’s perhaps not surprising that some people have started to question whether they want to bring a child into the world.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/children-climate-change-reproduction-conceivable-future-birthstrike_n_5d134d63e4b0aa375f564d27



16/. Car and Driver rates the 15 most beautiful cars of 2019.....some surprises too, as a few of the 
cars are "normal" i.e. affordable!!
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Todays squirrel joke....
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.
After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy!
They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. 

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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Todays groaner joke....
A husband and wife go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. They are well dressed and well spoken,
and the social workers are quite impressed with them. However, when asked about their profession,
the couple said that they run a circus.
Hearing that made the social workers raise an eyebrow. It didn’t sound so good to them, an environment with animals,
that is moving all the time? Doubts were raised about their suitability as parents.
So the couple produce photos of their 55 foot motor home , which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a large and spotless nursery.
The social workers are happy to see this but then raise concerns about the kind of education  a child would receive  while in the couple’s care.
The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along
with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”
Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
This time the wife explains, “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, child welfare,
proper nutrition and exercise  – all that a child requires.”
Their questions met with such excellent answers, the social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple,
“What ages were you looking to adopt?”
The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as they fit in a cannon.”

 








Todays Dr. Ruth joke

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Friday, May 31, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Friday May 31st



1/  Interesting story about the Republicans and climate denial - they realize outright denial is stupid, so now it's "let's do some cosmetic stuff and it's still business as usual - but Trump has thrown a wrench into their plan....
Change he can’t believe in. Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images
The American people believe climate change is real, and they want their government to do something about it.
A record 72 percent of voters said global warming was an “important” issue for them personally in a Yale/George Mason University poll released earlier this year. That same poll found a majority of Republican voters favored government action to combat warming, with 56 percent endorsing “strict carbon-dioxide emission limits on existing coal-fired power plants to reduce global warming and improve public health, even if the cost of electricity to consumers and companies would likely increase.” This finding is broadly consistent with other recent surveys. Last year Gallup found that 62 percent of voters believed the government was “doing too little” to protect the environment — the highest that figure has been in more than a decade. 



2/  It's definitely time for this three minute clip from the Newsroom again, where Jeff Daniels explains why America isn't the greatest country in the world any more......this was made in 2014, and watch it now in the third year of the Trump era....
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3/  Andrew Sullivan on Theresa May and the right wing populism spreading throughout the EU.....not good news....
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If you were hoping that the recent wave of global right-wing populism might be declining, it has not been a very good couple of weeks. In India, the Hindu nationalist, Narendra Modi, was just reelected handily — with a hefty majority in the Parliament, despite expectations that he’d do far worse. Buoyed by resurgent nationalism and his standing up to China and Pakistan, as well as appealing to the left-behinds, he achieved something historic: the first full second term for a prime minister in nearly 50 years. But it’s impossible to understand Modi’s success without seeing his exploitation of Hindu anti-Muslim religious bigotry at the heart of it. This was a victory for illiberal democracy — one in which Muslims are used as a classic minority threat.

4/  Sam Bee on Mayor Pete going on Fox News....an amusing six minutes....
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5/  The excellent Tom Tomorrow...
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6/  Matt Taibbi explains the awful implications of the Trump DOJ warrants for Julian Assange....
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WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange today sits in the Belmarsh High Security prison in southeast London. Not just for his sake but for everyone’s, we now have to hope he’s never moved from there to America.
The United States filed charges against Assange early last month. The case seemed to have been designed to assuage fears that speech freedoms or the press were being targeted.
That specific offense was “computer hacking conspiracy” from back in 2010. The “crime” was absurdly thin, a claim that Assange agreed (but failed, apparently) to try to help Chelsea Manning develop an administrative password that could have helped her conceal identity as she downloaded secrets. One typewritten phrase, “No luck so far,” was the damning piece of evidence.



7/  A SNL piece with Sandra Oh you haven't seen...."Admissions Police".....reasonably amusing, and in this news cycle relevant....
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8/  Wonderful!
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9/  You may have read about the doctored Nancy Pelosi video - in case you haven't seen it the Times has the original and the doctored versions side by side. This is just the beginning of malicious fake videos...
Manipulated videos of Speaker Nancy Pelosi that made it seem as if she were stumbling over and slurring her words continued to spread across social media on Friday, fueled by President Trump’s feud with the Democratic leader.
One of the videos, which showed Ms. Pelosi speaking at a conference this week, appeared to be slowed down to make her speech sound continually garbled.
The video has been viewed millions of times on Facebook and was amplified by the president’s personal lawyer, 
Rudolph W. Giuliani, who shared the video Thursday night on Twitter.




10/  If you are connected to the cruise industry this story from the Times will be of interest.....Park West Galleries who do the Art Auctions on ships are in trouble.....
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The scene played out for years. Twice a week, in the late afternoon, above the Shun Lee Chinese restaurant on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, a creaky elevator would open, and out would step an elderly man. Thin as a rail, with a sparse mustache, he would sometimes have little idea about where or who he was. A pair of security doors would buzz unlocked once surveillance cameras identified him as the artist Peter Max.
Inside, he would see painters — some of them recruited off the street and paid minimum wage — churning out art in the Max aesthetic: cheery, polychrome, wide-brushstroke kaleidoscopes on canvas. Mr. Max would be instructed to hold out his hand, and for hours, he would sign the art as if it were his own, grasping a brush and scrawling Max. The arrangement, which continued until earlier this year, was described to The New York Times by seven people who witnessed it.




11/  Some good movies and shows coming up.....I love a good trailer, and here are some great ones....
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Has it really been less than a week since HBO dropped that wonderfully cryptic, Pink Floyd-scored Westworld teaser? It feels like several months have passed since then. Trailer-wise, it’s been a busy six days: We got an extended look at Quentin Tarantino’s latest, a teaser for the upcoming Star Trek: TNG spinoff, a peek at Linda Hamilton’s return to the Terminator franchise and yes, that aforementioned clip about the show HBO is betting the farm on now that Game of Thrones is over. Plus some previews of docs, TV shows and what may be the best exploitation film of the year. It’s your trailers-of-the-week round-up.

12/  Summer TV from Rolling Stone....looks like some excellent shows to sit out the heat.....
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Remember when Fall was the season when the rush of new TV series and returning favorites kept you glued to your coach? That was sodecades ago. Now, thanks to streaming platforms and basic-to-premium cable channels and sub-boutique cable channels and an overall post-Peak TV glut, it’s premiere season all year round! The summer used to be for reruns and the occasional variety special. Flash-forward to 2019, and you’ve got megahit shows about ’80s teens, Oscar-winning actors fretting over murders and the sort of big-budget blockbuster-ish stuff you used to have to go to air-conditioned multiplexes to see. Who needs the beach when you have a new season of Big Little Lies, now with 100% more Meryl Streep?https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-lists/summer-tv-preview-2019-big-little-lies-stranger-things-833003/succession-season-2-hbo-august-834600/



13/  HBO shows ranked from worst to best.....not many surprises, but interesting nevertheless.....and you'll probably find a 
series to go back to....
During the rapid expansion of cable and satellite television in the 1980s, HBO was one of the new services’ biggest selling points, thanks to a lineup that featured uncut recent theatrical movies, concerts, stand-up-comedy specials, and even the occasional Broadway show … and not the same ol’ sitcoms and dramas. These days, HBO is still one of pay TV’s top draws, but it’s mostly because of shows like Game of Thrones and Veep and not because subscribers are eager to catch up with Ocean’s 8 and The Predator. 



Todays farming joke
 
 
PEPPERMINT
 
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............
But they kind of taste like peppermint.


Todays English language lesson
You think English is easy?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture..
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Todays religious joke

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.  After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked,

"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
 
The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
 
The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
 
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
 
Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"


Awkward!
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