Thursday, January 9, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday January 9th




1/.  The excellent Frank Rich with an essay on how history will treat Trump's enablers like Lindsey Graham....the answer is not well....
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Irony, declared dead after 9/11, is alive and kicking in Trump’s America. It’s the concepts of truth and shame that are on life support. The definition of “facts” has been so thoroughly vandalized that Americans can no longer agree on what one is, and our president has barreled through so many crimes and misdemeanors with so few consequences that it’s impossible to gainsay his claim that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it. Donald Trump proves daily that there is no longer any penalty for doing wrong as long as you deny everything, never say you’re sorry, and have co-conspirators stashed in powerful places to put the fix in.



2/. Trevor Noah summarizes the Iran situation, and make sure you watch the last minute...seven minutes...
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3/. Paul Krugman with an excellent column on how the US has squandered any credibility internationally under Trump, and why 
the Iran situation is so dangerous. Some perceptive insights....
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International crises often lead, at least initially, to surging support for a country’s leadership. And that’s clearly happening now. Just weeks ago the nation’s leader faced public discontent so intense that his grip on power seemed at risk. Now the assassination of Qassim Suleimani has transformed the situation, generating a wave of patriotism that has greatly bolstered the people in charge.
Unfortunately, this patriotic rallying around the flag is happening not in America, where many are (with good reason) deeply suspicious of Donald Trump’s motives, but in Iran.



4/. Trump has bought a Super Bowl ad, and Stephen Colbert got hold of it......20 seconds....
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5/. The title is "Australia Is Committing Climate Suicide".....and the author explains how geography and politics are coming together with a vengeance...
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BRUNY ISLAND, Australia — Australia today is ground zero for the climate catastrophe. Its glorious Great Barrier Reef is dying, its world-heritage rain forests are burning, its giant kelp forests have largely vanished, numerous towns have run out of water or are about to, and now the vast continent is burning on a scale never before seen. 
The images of the fires are a cross between “Mad Max” and “On the Beach”: thousands driven onto beaches in a dull orange haze, crowded tableaux of people and animals almost medieval in their strange muteness — half-Bruegel, half-Bosch, ringed by fire, survivors’ faces hidden behind masks and swimming goggles. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/03/opinion/australia-fires-climate-change.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage



6/. Seth Meyers on Iran and Trump.....an informative and amusing 12 minutes....
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7/. The nightmare has become true....there are no sane people left on Trump's team, and he is now free to do whatever his diseased mind wants, 
unchecked by his sycophants.....excellent column from Michelle Goldberg....
There are no more adults in the room.
After three harrowing years, we’ve reached the point many of us feared from the moment Donald Trump was elected. His decision to kill Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani, Iran’s second most important official, made at Mar-a-Lago with little discernible deliberation, has brought the United States to the brink of a devastating new conflict in the Middle East.
We don’t yet know how Iran will retaliate, or whether all-out war will be averted. But already, 
NATO has suspended its mission training Iraqi forces to fight ISIS. Iraq’s Parliament has voted to expel
American troops — a longtime Iranian objective. 



8/. Fascinating and insightful story on why the poor keep voting for the rich. The author really gives us the background on how the oligarchy keeps control.
Well worth reading...
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Why do the poor keep voting for political parties and corporate bodies that can only exist by exploiting their vulnerabilities and their trust? What are the social and psychological stressors that cause this?
  • Although we’ve seen brutal authoritarian nationalism rise and fall within the lifetimes of our own living relatives, why have Western democracies now made such a synchronised lurch to the right (with particular focus on the Trump and Johnson administrations)?
  • There’s always been lies in politics — but why, has Western political campaigning now entirely abandoned the truth as a necessary component of the election cycle?
  • Within public conversation, why are we reduced to two equally ridiculous, warring possibilities: corporate-powered, free-market capitalism or Soviet-bloc communism?



9/.  The great Tom Tomorrow
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10/. Paul Krugman with another great column.....how the media is finally accepting climate change is real and 
making weather events worse....but it still doesn't convince Republicans....
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The past week’s images from Australia have been nightmarish: walls of flame, blood-red skies, residents huddled on beaches as they try to escape the inferno. The bush fires have been so intense that they have generated “fire tornadoes” powerful enough to flip over heavy trucks.
The thing is, Australia’s summer of fire is only the latest in a string of catastrophic weather events over the past year: unprecedented flooding in the Midwest, a heat wave in India that sent temperatures to 123 degrees, another heat wave that brought unheard-of temperatures to much of Europe.


11/. Matt Taibbi looks and the year in media, and it's not pretty. You should read this because it applies not just to the despicable Fox News, but also to MSNBC with their endless array of talking heads. Not saying don't watch it, but keep your skeptical hat on....
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As 2019 wound down, well-known press figures sounded alarms about the “erosion of truth.” MSNBC’s Chuck Todd spoke to our own Peter Wade about the “epidemic” of “disinformation.” Washington Post editor Marty Baron and New York Times editor Dean Baquet joined Todd on Meet The Press to talk about how the Internet and Donald Trump and Russia are all combining to create an era in which “crazy conspiracy theories” and “absolute falsehoods and lies” can proliferate.
This isn’t a new idea. Since 2016 especially, a wide array of American politicians and think-tanks have been hammering the idea that the free media of the “post-Cold War democratic order” is under outside threat. 



12/. Ricky Gervais was exceptionally rude, but funny at the Golden Globes Sunday.....watch celebs and executives with 
pained smiles.....some good zingers here....7 minutes...
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13/. Umair with one of his better columns, "What Happens When People Find Out Capitalism Is a Lie?" Really interesting, and if he is right we are in for some rocky times ahead....
It’s hardly just America. In Britain, there is the spectacular folly of Brexit. Australia is burning, even while the government refuses to take climate change seriously. The world is destabilizing, fracturing, unravelling, coming undone. Why? And what does the future hold?
The truth, my friends, may be grimmer — and yet a little more hopeful, in a strange and funny way — than you might think. Let me start at the beginning.
For the last few decades, the world has been held together with a lie. The lie that held the world together was capitalism. Like all lies, it was a tenuous thing, made of duct tape and string, dreams and prayers. 



14/. The Times with 50 TV shows to watch this year....
Every season we say it, and every season it’s true: There’s more intriguing television on the way than ever. The pressure to binge feels particularly intense this winter — the 50 highlights below (ordered by their premiere dates) were drawn from a much longer list of new and returning shows arriving in the next three months.
The analysts say that the 10-figure budgets currently being thrown around are unsustainable, so enjoy the great bingeing bubble of the early 21st century while you can. It’s too early for reviews of these shows, and many of them weren’t available to preview. But you probably couldn’t go too far wrong devoting some time to “Everything’s Gonna Be Okay,” “Better Call Saul,” “Little Fires Everywhere” and “Self-Made: Inspired by the Life of Madam C.J. Walker.”



15/. And TV from the past....the best 50 shows on Netflix....
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Netflix adds original programming at such a steady clip that it can be hard to keep up with which of its dramas, comedies and reality shows are must-sees. And that’s not including all the TV series Netflix picks up from broadcast and cable networks. Below is our regularly updated guide to the 50 best shows on Netflix in the United States, ranked alphabetically. Each recommendation comes with a secondary pick, too, for 100 suggestions in all.



Todays video - the tipping scene from Quentin Tarantino's great movie "Reservoir Dogs", with Steve Buscemi as 
Mr. Pink, who doesn't believe in tipping.....a classic.......



Todays Cabbie joke
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by.

He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"
 
Passenger: "Who?"
 
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
 
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
 
Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
 
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
 
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."
 
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
 
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
 
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
 
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f-king widow."
 
Todays retiree joke 

Yesterday I was at my local Publix buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. 
I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Publix won't let me shop there anymore. 
 

Friday, January 3, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Friday January 3rd





1/  This is the real reason Trump went after the Iranian General.....
Photo: Ahmad Al-Rubaye/AFP via Getty Images
Beginning in 2011, and continuing through the next year, Donald Trump began obsessively predicting that President Obama would start a war with Iran in order to be reelected. Trump stated it publicly, on at least a half-dozen occasions, explicitly positing that attacking Iran would help Obama win reelection.



2/  David Wallace-Wells is shocked how little the catastrophic Australian fires are being covered in the world's media......
Shocked but not surprised.....
A helicopter carries water as it flies near the town of Bilpin, located west of Sydney in New South Wales, Australia, on Sunday, Dec. 29, 2019.
A helicopter carries water as it flies near the town of Bilpin, located west of Sydney in New South Wales, Australia, on Sunday, Dec. 29, 2019. Photo: Bloomberg/Bloomberg via Getty Images
Right now, on the outskirts of a hyper modern first world megapolis, at the end of a year in which the public seemed finally to wake up to the dramatic threat from global warming, a climate disaster of unimaginable horror has been unfolding for almost two full months, and the rest of the world is hardly paying attention.
The New South Wales fires have been burning since September, destroying fifteen million acres (or more than two thousand square miles) and remain almost entirely uncontrolled by the volunteer firefighting forces deployed to stop them; on November 12, greater Sydney declared an unprecedented “catastrophic” fire warning. That was six weeks ago, and the blazes are almost certain to continue burning through the end of next month, the soonest real rain might arrive. 



3/  Soon!
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4/  I assume you don't watch Fox News, so this 2 minute supercut of what they said in 2019 will be a shock. 
We know they're crazy, but this crazy?
Watch and learn....
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5/  A most insightful story from the Times, with a look back at the decade and concluding the 2010's were the end of normal. Well written, a sobering look at the last 10 years and ultimately really depressing how much has changed.....for the worse. 
Essential reading, but yech.....
TWO OF THE MOST WIDELY QUOTED and shared poems in the closing years of this decade were William Butler Yeats’s “The Second Coming” (“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold”), and W.H. Auden’s “September 1, 1939” (“Waves of anger and fear / Circulate over the bright / And darkened lands of the earth”). Yeats’s poem, written just after World War I, spoke of a time when “The best lack all conviction, while the worst / Are full of passionate intensity.” Auden’s poem, written in the wake of Germany’s invasion of Poland, described a world lying “in stupor,” as democracy was threatened and “the enlightenment driven away.”
Apocalypse is not yet upon our world as the 2010s draw to an end, but there are portents of disorder.




6/  At the end of the season the Weekend Update hosts write each other jokes.....three funny minutes where they 
have to read jokes without screening them first....
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7/  One of the things that drives me to distraction is the media's false equivalence of Democratic/Republican policies. This has permanently shifted the balance of our thinking rightward, and disguises the fact that Republicans hate the poor and minorities, and are literally the party of the 1%. 
Have a look at this column from Paul Krugman, spelling out the cruelty of the Republicans....
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By Trump-era standards, Ebenezer Scrooge was a nice guy.
It’s common, especially around this time of year, to describe conservative politicians who cut off aid to the poor as Scrooges; I’ve done it myself. But if you think about it, this is deeply unfair to Scrooge.



8/  SNL with a spoof of Cinderella set in the 50's with J. Lo. as the beautiful sister.....amusing, five minutes...
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9/  What will 2030 be like? Thirteen smart people give us their [brief] ideas....some surprises too!
The reviews are in for the 2010s and they are at best mixed. For good reason: You can stroll down the street talking to your far-flung grandmother on FaceTime while corporations and governments use facial recognition technology to surveil you. There’s been a multicultural renaissance in arts and culture and a sluggish, unequal recovery from the Great Recession. Donald Trump was elected president and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez emerged as a potential new face of the Democratic Party. Depending on who you are, some trends of this decade have delighted you, others filled you with dread.
The 2020s will surely be characterized by the same subjective mix of terror and excitement. But over what?
The New York Times Opinion section asked politicians, writers, technologists, thinkers and others what most excites or terrifies them about what will come between now and 2030.



10/  The awful Fox News' Jeanine Pirro on Weekend Update.....three very amusing minutes....
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11/  Umair summaries the decade, and concludes we are moving backwards....
Is he right? We report, you decide....
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If you’d asked the average American on January 1, 2010 “do you think there will be concentration camps…and kids in cages…in them…who are demonized as animals and vermin…by the President…in America…exactly ten years from now?” — well, they’d have laughed you out of the bar. And yet that is exactly what happened.
If you asked the average Chinese on January 1 2010, “do you think there will be a million people in concentration camps on in exactly a decade”, they’d have looked at you like you were crazy. And yet…



12/  Stephen Colbert visits the set of Veep, with hilarious results....three minutes....
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13/  Occasionally the Twitterverse is amusing, and this chain from a Hockey player to the lovely Anna Kendrick is worth a look....
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Jimmy Kimmel with "Lie Witness News", where they make up news and ask passers by to comment....a depressingly funny two minutes...
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14/  The best TV of the decade, from Rolling Stone.....see what you missed, and Netflix it....
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Ranking the best television shows of any decade is a complicated task, but some decades are easier than others. At the end of the 1970s, for instance, you could easily assemble a sterling top 10 featuring Roots, the four sitcoms that aired together in CBS’ legendary 1973 Saturday night lineup (All in the Family, M*A*S*H, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and The Bob Newhart Show), and a handful of the Seventies’ other great sitcoms. (Say, Taxi, Barney Miller, The Jeffersons, and Laverne & Shirley?)
Identifying the best series of the 2010s isn’t nearly as simple. 



Todays video - the funniest hot dog commercial ever.......of course it's Australian, I don't think they could show it here......



Todays religious joke

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel.
The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do. Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over.
The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call in." The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very important person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?" asked the trooper.
"Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."


Today's quickies 

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.
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How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A mechanic.
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat the last donut.
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Jewish dilemma:

Free PORK.
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The three words men hate to hear most during sex:

'Are you in?'
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The three words women hate to hear most during sex:

'Honey, I'm home!'

Todays bonus Polish joke
What do Polish brides get on their wedding day that's long and hard?
A new last name.


Todays Wal-Mart joke
Wal-Mart announced that sometime in 2013 it will begin offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
 
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.
 
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'
 
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1.   Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with
either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).